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impress 05-20-2009 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 566718)
Ya know... I was thinking of posting the pics here but there were just SO many WTFNSFW that I'll just post the link to the page and let them explain them!

18 More of the World's Most Disturbing Sex Toys

Thanks. I LOL'd. Hard.

capnhowdy 05-21-2009 03:24 PM

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Clodfobble 05-21-2009 03:49 PM

Is that David Bowie?

capnhowdy 05-21-2009 04:05 PM

I think so but can't find any info......

There's another celeb that looks like that but my geezer ass can't remember his name.

Shawnee123 05-21-2009 06:30 PM

It's pee-shopped. ;)

Crimson Ghost 05-21-2009 10:00 PM

It's real.
The title is "The Thin White Toaster Strudel".

capnhowdy 05-22-2009 06:46 AM

.." this is Major Tom to ground cont.....Woo Woe... shit!..."

capnhowdy 05-22-2009 06:48 AM

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impress 05-23-2009 09:47 AM

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http://www.manhuntshop.com/anal-ring-toss_789.html
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http://www.manhuntshop.com/julian-sn...welry_257.html
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http://www.manhuntshop.com/steel-han...-plug_603.html
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See also:
http://www.manhuntshop.com/bunny-tai...-plug_440.html
http://www.manhuntshop.com/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html

SteveDallas 05-23-2009 11:43 AM

"Impress?" You sure your name isn't "Impale?"

Flint 05-23-2009 01:09 PM

The designer buttplugs should have monograms, i.e. "this butthole the property of..."

Undertoad 05-24-2009 12:46 AM

http://cellar.org/2009/piggybath.jpg

impress 05-24-2009 09:12 AM

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SteveDallas 05-24-2009 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 568273)

There's GOT to be a story here.

zippyt 05-24-2009 06:05 PM

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From Body works , truly creepy fascinating and frightening all at the same time ( if you have ever seen the exhibit that is )

Sheldonrs 05-24-2009 10:35 PM



Damn! NOW I have to pick another place for the Cellar Secret Santa this year!!!

capnhowdy 05-25-2009 07:22 AM

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impress 05-25-2009 11:50 AM

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SteveDallas 05-25-2009 12:56 PM

How is 2058 WTF? It looks quite straightforward to me. :angel:

Clodfobble 05-25-2009 01:52 PM

There's nothing normal about shaved balls, Steve. :headshake

BigV 05-25-2009 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 568406)
There's GOT to be a story here.

Bacon loves bacon.

Mmmmmm, bacon.

SteveDallas 05-25-2009 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 568578)
There's nothing normal about shaved balls, Steve. :headshake

I honestly didn't notice... just looked like a run of the mill blowjob (photographed, true, from a somewhat acrobatic angle).

toranokaze 05-26-2009 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 568273)

This should be in the bacon thread

capnhowdy 05-26-2009 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 568669)
I honestly didn't notice... just looked like a run of the mill blowjob (photographed, true, from a somewhat acrobatic angle).

It was the depth that was WTF to me. :cool:

Undertoad 05-26-2009 07:49 AM

She takes the whole two inches.

capnhowdy 05-26-2009 06:49 PM

I reckon being able to get hilted like that is the only up side to being snub cocked.

Crimson Ghost 05-26-2009 11:31 PM

The two pics were the before and after.
The little boy at 2, and 20 years later, after sex reassignment surgery.

TheMercenary 05-27-2009 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 568688)
This should be in the bacon thread

Yep. We see the results of that on a daily basis.

Nirvana 05-27-2009 11:09 PM

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classicman 05-28-2009 07:45 AM

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Couldn't figure out where else to put this so here it goes...

BigV 05-28-2009 08:46 AM

You're only as gay as....

SteveDallas 05-28-2009 04:07 PM

Well, objects in mirror are smaller than they appear. Or something like that...

capnhowdy 05-28-2009 07:30 PM

Three guesses and the first two don't count?

Nirvana 05-28-2009 10:10 PM

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Aliantha 05-28-2009 10:21 PM

That can't be real

Crimson Ghost 05-28-2009 10:36 PM

One thong bikini, coming right up.

capnhowdy 05-29-2009 06:58 AM

I see pretty close to that on a regular basis. What kills me is that these fat ass black women dress as if they had perfect figures. It's like they think nobody notices they are morbidly obese.:vomit:

impress 05-29-2009 07:28 AM

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Alluvial 05-29-2009 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 569368)
It's like they think nobody notices they are morbidly obese.:vomit:

Have you never been to the beach? I don't think it's just black wimmins. ;)

richlevy 05-29-2009 07:50 PM

Everything but the 'itty bitty waist'.


Quote:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

monster 05-29-2009 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 569373)

is that bruce willis?

capnhowdy 05-30-2009 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alluvial (Post 569375)
Have you never been to the beach? I don't think it's just black wimmins. ;)

Very true. I was referring to the above post.;)

Alluvial 05-30-2009 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 569504)
is that bruce willis?

Looks like some gutter trash to me.





:p

impress 05-30-2009 11:22 AM

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If you're hung like a pimple, why advertise it?

ZenGum 05-30-2009 07:28 PM

Cop 1: dammit, why aren't there any chick streakers to arrest??

And I see SEVEN other cameras in action in the crowd. :lol:

xoxoxoBruce 05-30-2009 07:48 PM

I see 11, maybe 12, other cameras.

ZenGum 05-30-2009 07:58 PM

Looking again ... nope, still seven confirmed, but a few extra "possibles" that I didn't count.
Also, two sharks, a dolphin on a treadmill, one dead hooker; but that sure ain't a whale penis!

xoxoxoBruce 05-30-2009 08:11 PM

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Count 11, maybe 12, after a closer look.

ZenGum 05-30-2009 08:31 PM

Counting from the left:
1. Agreed.
2. Agreed.
3. Agreed.
4. Didn't count, don't think so, but might be.
5. Agreed, and a guy that size should stand at the back of the crowd, to be polite. Think of the children.
6. Possible, but too blurry for my counting, maybe just making a hand gesture. YOMV.
7. Agreed.
8. I missed that, could well be.
9. Agreed.
10. Possible, hand looks correct, but I can't see the actual camera.
11. What? The picture goes off the edge of my screen? Hey, what does this "scroll bar" do? :smack: Probably a camera.
12. See 11. Yes.

Also, have a look between 5 and 6, the guy in the white T-shirt. That another one, maybe? [ETA, or is he just having a fondle?]

And of course, that's only the part of the crowd we can see. Should we count the camera that took the photo we are looking at?

Shawnee123 05-30-2009 10:32 PM

Do all the math and use all the cameras you want, it's not going to make that thing any bigger.

Undertoad 05-30-2009 10:54 PM

I saw video of this whole event, probably one of the cams recording in the background. The cops were professional. Peanut-dick was whacked out of his mind. They tried to talk with him, reason with him for a while. Didn't work, he decided to be belligerent. Then they tried to escort him away with minimal force. He wasn't gonna have it. Dude had to be taken down, there was no other way to handle him.

ZenGum 05-31-2009 04:36 AM

So, what are the effects of pepper spray or tasers ... down there?

:eek:

capnhowdy 05-31-2009 06:29 AM

That would be considered "enhanced interrogation".:haha:

impress 05-31-2009 09:28 AM

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richlevy 06-13-2009 08:18 AM

The site has very brief nudity.

http://www.washlet.com/

Most definitive comment: "It's got more in common with your laptop computer than any toilet seat you've ever encountered".

Trilby 06-13-2009 08:35 AM

Lisa: "Gee, how did you know all of our favorite foods?"

Pierce Brosnan (as House Computer): "I, uh, analyzed your, uh, leavings."

ZenGum 06-13-2009 09:12 AM

Ah, washlet, a name I recognise from the mysterious orient.

Perfect for when you need to take a robocrap.

impress 06-13-2009 12:31 PM

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Alluvial 06-13-2009 12:48 PM

"We've secretly replaced Marge's hoo-ha with a Whoopee cusion. Let's see if Herb can tell the difference".


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