Thanks. I LOL'd. Hard.

Is that David Bowie?

I think so but can't find any info......

There's another celeb that looks like that but my geezer ass can't remember his name.

It's pee-shopped. ;)

It's real.
The title is "The Thin White Toaster Strudel".

.." this is Major Tom to ground cont.....Woo Woe... shit!..."

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http://www.manhuntshop.com/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html

"Impress?" You sure your name isn't "Impale?"

The designer buttplugs should have monograms, i.e. "this butthole the property of..."

There's GOT to be a story here.

From Body works , truly creepy fascinating and frightening all at the same time ( if you have ever seen the exhibit that is )

Damn! NOW I have to pick another place for the Cellar Secret Santa this year!!!

How is 2058 WTF? It looks quite straightforward to me. :angel:

There's nothing normal about shaved balls, Steve. :headshake

Bacon loves bacon.

Mmmmmm, bacon.

I honestly didn't notice... just looked like a run of the mill blowjob (photographed, true, from a somewhat acrobatic angle).

This should be in the bacon thread

It was the depth that was WTF to me. :cool:

She takes the whole two inches.

I reckon being able to get hilted like that is the only up side to being snub cocked.

The two pics were the before and after.
The little boy at 2, and 20 years later, after sex reassignment surgery.

Yep. We see the results of that on a daily basis.

:3_eyes:

Couldn't figure out where else to put this so here it goes...

You're only as gay as....

Well, objects in mirror are smaller than they appear. Or something like that...

Three guesses and the first two don't count?

:eek:

That can't be real

One thong bikini, coming right up.

I see pretty close to that on a regular basis. What kills me is that these fat ass black women dress as if they had perfect figures. It's like they think nobody notices they are morbidly obese.:vomit:

Have you never been to the beach? I don't think it's just black wimmins. ;)

Everything but the 'itty bitty waist'.

is that bruce willis?

Very true. I was referring to the above post.;)

Looks like some gutter trash to me.





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If you're hung like a pimple, why advertise it?

Cop 1: dammit, why aren't there any chick streakers to arrest??

And I see SEVEN other cameras in action in the crowd. :lol:

I see 11, maybe 12, other cameras.

Looking again ... nope, still seven confirmed, but a few extra "possibles" that I didn't count.
Also, two sharks, a dolphin on a treadmill, one dead hooker; but that sure ain't a whale penis!

Count 11, maybe 12, after a closer look.

Counting from the left:
1. Agreed.
2. Agreed.
3. Agreed.
4. Didn't count, don't think so, but might be.
5. Agreed, and a guy that size should stand at the back of the crowd, to be polite. Think of the children.
6. Possible, but too blurry for my counting, maybe just making a hand gesture. YOMV.
7. Agreed.
8. I missed that, could well be.
9. Agreed.
10. Possible, hand looks correct, but I can't see the actual camera.
11. What? The picture goes off the edge of my screen? Hey, what does this "scroll bar" do? :smack: Probably a camera.
12. See 11. Yes.

Also, have a look between 5 and 6, the guy in the white T-shirt. That another one, maybe? [ETA, or is he just having a fondle?]

And of course, that's only the part of the crowd we can see. Should we count the camera that took the photo we are looking at?

Do all the math and use all the cameras you want, it's not going to make that thing any bigger.

I saw video of this whole event, probably one of the cams recording in the background. The cops were professional. Peanut-dick was whacked out of his mind. They tried to talk with him, reason with him for a while. Didn't work, he decided to be belligerent. Then they tried to escort him away with minimal force. He wasn't gonna have it. Dude had to be taken down, there was no other way to handle him.

So, what are the effects of pepper spray or tasers ... down there?

:eek:

That would be considered "enhanced interrogation".:haha:

The site has very brief nudity.

http://www.washlet.com/

Most definitive comment: "It's got more in common with your laptop computer than any toilet seat you've ever encountered".

Lisa: "Gee, how did you know all of our favorite foods?"

Pierce Brosnan (as House Computer): "I, uh, analyzed your, uh, leavings."

Ah, washlet, a name I recognise from the mysterious orient.

Perfect for when you need to take a robocrap.

"We've secretly replaced Marge's hoo-ha with a Whoopee cusion. Let's see if Herb can tell the difference".