The Cellar - The 'What the fuck!' thread

The riddle of the beaked beast found on a upscale East Hampton, N.Y., beach in mid-July got even trickier Thursday as various experts weighed in — and its "discoverers" revealed they might have something mysterious of their own planned.

First, "Animal Planet" wildlife expert Jeff Corwin appeared on FOX News Channel to proclaim that we're all suckers.

"What you think is a beak is actually the canine teeth," Corwin told Bill Hemmer and Megyn Kelly. "What we have is an incredibly rare" — dramatic pause — "raccoon."

xoxoxoBruce

08-02-2008 11:28 AM

Ah, all hail Elspode, not a beak at all. :notworthy

SteveDallas

08-02-2008 12:57 PM

Maybe it's one of these.

John	08-02-2008 02:01 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ain/4f5_1b.jpg

John	08-02-2008 02:01 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...in/beta261.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...haseever-1.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...img2548oe3.jpg

impress

08-02-2008 04:12 PM

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08-02-2008 04:14 PM

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Elspode

08-03-2008 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 473234)

Ah, all hail Elspode, not a beak at all. :notworthy

I wish I was that insightful, but really, I'd just read what Corwin and others had said.

Sure is easy to see why people were freaked, though. It is a scary looking sumbitch.

impress

08-03-2008 10:44 AM

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Clodfobble

08-03-2008 04:46 PM

Can you imagine how disgusting it must be when that guy has a cold?

classicman

08-03-2008 09:07 PM

Gee thanks for that mental image Clod.

xoxoxoBruce

08-03-2008 09:11 PM