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Well chop you, Ma'am. :p:

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 645191)

How the hell would you know?

:bolt:

You can run, but you can't hide! :borg:

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 645204)

Those axe murderering hobos will fool you every time. :lol:

gotcha covered

Hey, if Bruce wants to come to the UK I'll meet up with him!
His only flaw is not living within four miles travel.

I'd shake-shake-shake his beard off if he ever landed Brit-side :)

*smack upside your head*

;)

Thanks for the kind words everybody. One blushes to the roots of one's prematurely grey hair.:blush::blush::blush:

Now, Bruce. Have you felt the weight of a decent size axe these days? Far too much effort involved in waving one of those around.
Then there's the risk assessment to be completed under the Health & Safety Act (1974) (as amended). Not to mention the compulsory Public Liability Insurance, and the Certificate of Competency to be obtained under the Lethal Weapons (Manual application of same) Act. Of course a special permit will have to be obtained if it is intended that the axe be used during the hours of darkness.
It's bureaucracy gone mad, I tell you.

Sundae, I might be able to meet some time soon, but I'm worried about leaving my aged father on his own. He had a knee replacement op about eighteen months ago and it is giving him some trouble. If he has a fall while I'm out my name will be Mudd.
Hope I'll be able to take you up on the invite in a couple of weeks.

Carruthers;)

My sis went to one of the E-care places last friday, they thought she has strep throat so they tested her, it came up negative. They were still convinced it was strep and sent her home with antibiotics. It was obviously NOT strep, it was virus, probably the flu, she finally went back to the doc today. Whatever the virus was she is almost over, but she has a secondary infection: bronchitis and borderline pneumonia. Fuckin E-care asswipes! She just got married on Mar 13 and has been sick for the majority of the time. :(

My stepson, as it turns out, has turned into quite the little sexist. The majority of the time he lives in a house with 4 not-particularly-bright, hyper-emotional women... and he's apparently extrapolated what he's learned therein. Fucking great.

Maybe if you said something to him like, "Lissen, us broads aint' all knuckle heads, ya know."

Who knows? It's worth a try.

Freakin Sean Hannity and giant entourage or some shit decided to go to Old Navy today too. Took me frigggin forever just to buy bathing suits.

At least my (ultra conservative) gym is a ghost town, lol....

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

Maybe if you said something to him like, "Lissen, us broads aint' all knuckle heads, ya know."

Who knows? It's worth a try.

Ah, see, but he's got this noblesse oblige thing going on. He doesn't want me to not be a knucklehead, because that means I might possibly know more than he does. He doesn't respect intelligence in others, he just likes people to defer to him.

drown him.

FFS child protection services people, I'm not SRS. RLY.