The Cellar - The 'What the fuck!' thread

I've seen that before, and I've come to the conclusion that he actually hits the rear end of the white car. You can see it fishtail out and adjust back into place. Not that it makes it any less amazing that the people in that dark minivan weren't T-boned to death. Hooray for quick braking reflexes.

FStop

08-13-2008 12:38 PM

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Not sure if anybody's seen this before. I always chuckle at this one.

SteveDallas

08-13-2008 01:21 PM

Yeah? I don't get it.?

spudcon

08-13-2008 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 475788)

DEFINITELY NSFW and DEFINITELY NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE WITH A WEAK STOMACH:

(In fact, this gave me nightmares!)

http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php...n1/scrotum.xml

So, Impress, do you have a recipe to go with that?

Ibby	08-13-2008 04:23 PM

@the car thing:
I live in asia. You gotta do better than that to impress me, bub. We call that the bus ride to school, here.

impress

08-13-2008 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 475921)

So, Impress, do you have a recipe to go with that?

I just threw up a little at the very thought.

Elspode

08-13-2008 07:36 PM

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Now I know where Peter Gabriel got the idea of the Slipperman...

John	08-13-2008 08:30 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...nqu4OD_400.jpg

Stormieweather

08-13-2008 08:40 PM

It's a Paladin!!!

impress

08-13-2008 10:20 PM

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Stress Puppy

08-13-2008 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 475908)

Yeah? I don't get it.?

What's not to get? She left him after he said he drank beer to make her look pretty. It's a variation of the, "My wife/girlfriend/etc made me choose between her and beer (fishing/hunting/diving/etc). I'm going to miss her."

Stress Puppy

08-13-2008 11:47 PM

Brad Paisley even made a song out of it.

dar512

08-14-2008 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Stress Puppy (Post 476033)

It's a joke. The choice is so obvious, he doesn't see the humor in the original piece.

At least, that's the way I took it.

SteveDallas

08-14-2008 09:47 AM

If I really wanted to be obnoxious, I'd reply... I still don't get it.. why would beer make the woman look good???

xoxoxoBruce