Aw, Shaw. When you're all done with the nasty scans and you find the little fucker that wrecked your car, I'll come and hold him while you kick him. Be sure to bruise his labia. Or should that be bruce his labia?

Thanks.

Bad luck follows me around.

If I have brain damage, I'll find the little fucker and sue his pants off. ;)

He'll be lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground.

Bwaaahahaaaa!

And his cell phone stuck up his butt.

I hope the planets align soon all this bad luck is crazy!

Shaw I hope he won't be calling anyone! I hate getting calls from assholes! :eyebrow:

Speaking of assholes anyone else getting those 000 000 0000 calls? They are untraceable and probably from credit scammers? :mad:

lol...calls from assholes! Butt-dialing (have you seen that commercial? "Cracks" me up!)

:)

Never got a 0000 call.

friggin' pollen.

Ditto.

I just got in from outside, and the air was actually a little green when the wind was blowing.

I had to hose off the trampoline before the kids could use it, because it was coated in yellow.

@ Carruthers: It's slightly shocking when you suddenly notice the aging process in your parent. Like they continue looking a particular way and then suddenly you notice, they've changed quite a lot whilst your head was turned. Bizarre really. Slightly unreal seeming. I hope this isn't the beginnng of anything. It may just be one of those things.

@ Sundae: sorry to hear about that m'dear. Hope your Gramps is ok.

Oh, and Fuck diabetes. It's a sucky, nasty condition.

She's eleven. She's a tough kid and I'm proud of how well she's taking this, but I sure wish it had passed her by.

If wishes were fishes we'd all cast nets.

Sorry Pete.

Hugs to all.

I'd like to state for the record that I usually do not visit this thread nowadays, because I've found reading everyone's troubles upsets me too much. I find it ironic to see my name as the OP all the time.

Me too.

Shaw - that's what this thread is for, dear girl!