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Shawnee123 06-13-2009 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alluvial (Post 573847)
"We've secretly replaced Marge's hoo-ha with a Whoopee cusion. Let's see if Herb can tell the difference".

:lol:

Oh crap, I'm sorry the monkey was the butt of your joke, but that's funny!"

Trilby 06-13-2009 01:34 PM

If I had been drinking milk, it woulda come outta my nose.

good one!!

SteveDallas 06-13-2009 02:48 PM

"I . . like . ... big ... "

capnhowdy 06-13-2009 03:56 PM

Proof positive that yes, they are all pink on the....um....outside.

thealphajerk 06-14-2009 08:41 AM

hooray!

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/2...5455808808.jpg

DanaC 06-14-2009 08:44 AM

Oh...Oh the humanity!

Flint 06-14-2009 10:58 AM

Okay, that crosses the line. I quit the internet.

Perry Winkle 06-14-2009 11:12 AM

I wanna see her pour a can a Coke down there....

Undertoad 06-14-2009 11:15 AM

I'm sure she would, and then throw the can in there as a bonus.

Elspode 06-14-2009 11:42 AM

This pretty much answers the question "Is there anything you wouldn't do for money, girl?"

Happy Monkey 06-14-2009 11:51 AM

Mentos and Diet Coke?

Trilby 06-14-2009 11:58 AM

you can tell she's a tramp by that hideous nail-polish color~!

I never!

Plus, her hair is more green than blonde - Veddy bad home-dye job. This one is either on her way up or her way down.

SteveDallas 06-14-2009 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 574057)
you can tell she's a tramp by that hideous nail-polish color~!

I never!

Plus, her hair is more green than blonde - Veddy bad home-dye job. This one is either on her way up or her way down.

I agree... the hair is awful. And the eye makeup..... yuck. It's just disgusting to look at.

fortunately I can just crop out her head

Crimson Ghost 06-14-2009 08:41 PM

You look at that, and the bad dye job is what you notice...

xoxoxoBruce 06-14-2009 10:26 PM

Certainly not, the fingernails too.

Flint 06-14-2009 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 574116)
You look at that, and the bad dye job is what you notice...

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 574128)
Certainly not, the fingernails too.

And the tacky eye shadow--ewwwwww.

Crimson Ghost 06-15-2009 12:41 AM

Yeah, the eye shadow is pretty haggard.

capnhowdy 06-15-2009 07:57 AM

If it hadn't been for you guys, I'd have never noticed the stretch marks and ass pimples. Bestids!

RellikLaerec 06-15-2009 10:28 AM

Not to mention the most fake boobs I've ever seen.

footfootfoot 06-15-2009 09:19 PM

Yeah and who the fuck would buy pumpkin flavored pop rocks? That's just wrong.

Crimson Ghost 06-15-2009 10:42 PM

Pumpkin flavored pop rocks?

Had to have been around Hallowe'en, 'cause that pic is fucking scary.

thealphajerk 06-16-2009 01:39 AM

:headshake

haha!

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/7...9711523240.jpgjpg][/url]

DanaC 06-16-2009 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 574057)
you can tell she's a tramp by that hideous nail-polish color~!

.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a more obvious clue to her being a tramp...

SteveDallas 06-16-2009 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 574362)
Yeah and who the fuck would buy pumpkin flavored pop rocks? That's just wrong.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 574428)
Pumpkin flavored pop rocks?

Had to have been around Hallowe'en, 'cause that pic is fucking scary.

"Hey, we got a bunch of the pumpkin flavor left over. They didn't turn out to be too popular. What should we do with them?"

"Ah, hell, it's November. Now we'll NEVER sell them. There must be some way we can unload them.. maybe a product placement deal of some kind . . . "

Flint 06-16-2009 10:00 PM

If you pour poprocks down your ass, do bubbles come out of your nose?

thealphajerk 06-17-2009 07:40 AM

what happened?

did it work yet?
:D

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/7...9711523240.jpg
By thealphajerk

classicman 06-17-2009 08:11 AM

The flies around the eye are a nice touch too, not to mention the barbed wire in close proximity... :headshake

ZenGum 06-17-2009 08:12 AM

Darwin award in 3 ... 2 ...

DanaC 06-17-2009 08:29 AM

*shakes head* well....it really does take all sorts to make the world go around.....ffs...

Elspode 06-17-2009 07:06 PM

Gee...in just a couple of posts, I've learned that there are, in fact, people who say, "Sure, I'll pour pumpkin Pop Rocks in my ass" and "Hey, I think I'll see if that cow will suck my cock."

The Cellar: Educational in ways you never, never...NEVER expected.

DanaC 06-17-2009 07:16 PM

The Cellar: Educational in ways you never, never...NEVER expected. .. or indeed wanted:P

SteveDallas 06-17-2009 08:06 PM

I always said, The Cellar is the fount of all knowledge.

And, well.... here it is.

DanaC 06-17-2009 09:41 PM

I was kind of expecting a different source for the fountain though

spudcon 06-17-2009 10:50 PM

I've always felt it would take a lot to gross me out, but the last two pictures made me sick. Maybe I'm getting old.

Crimson Ghost 06-18-2009 03:07 AM

At least she's not in a tub...

ZenGum 06-18-2009 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 575220)
Gee...in just a couple of posts, I've learned that there are, in fact, people who say, "Sure, I'll pour pumpkin Pop Rocks in my ass" and "Hey, I think I'll see if that cow will suck my cock."

The Cellar: Educational in ways you never, never...NEVER expected.

Quote:

I'll pour pumpkin Pop Rocks in my ass
if that cow will suck my cock
I can hear these as rap lyrics, a la Beastie Boys.

Let's make a rap song on the theme of memes of the WTF NSFW thread.

*gauntlet*

classicman 06-18-2009 08:27 AM

yeh sure - old white guy here :headshake

You go ahead and get it started.

capnhowdy 06-18-2009 04:08 PM

They should kill whoever came up with that shit IMO.

Big Sarge 06-18-2009 09:53 PM

Hey don't knock it till you tried it.

capnhowdy 06-19-2009 07:00 AM

I've been forced to try it from blocks away.
...boom boom boom..honky motherfucker...
...boom boom boom..nigga motherfucker....
...boom boom boom.. kill a motherfucker...

FUCK THAT! I'LL PASS!

DanaC 06-19-2009 07:28 AM

Yebbut...Eminem is way cool.

classicman 06-19-2009 07:42 AM

Psst - Dana, you may have to tell him who that is.

impress 06-19-2009 07:50 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman (Post 575862)
Psst - Dana, you may have to tell him who that is.

Allow me:
Attachment 23907

Big Sarge 06-19-2009 09:13 AM

I meant don't knock pop rocks in your butt while letting a cow suck you off. Ya'll are such boring people at times

capnhowdy 06-19-2009 08:53 PM

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thealphajerk 06-21-2009 02:36 AM

sorry everyone..:3_eyes: but hey, at least it's the right thread for it. haha

now lets see what else is in the old gross out folder. :eek:

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/791/pastasd65.jpg

thealphajerk 06-21-2009 02:38 AM

and this one, just to wash that horrible taste out of your mouth


http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1...3544925800.gif
By thealphajerk at 2009-06-21

Aliantha 06-21-2009 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 574012)

I showed this pic to my cousin and she said, "Is that Bum Cha?".

impress 06-21-2009 10:24 AM

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Can't remember if I've posted this previously.

Attachment 23940

Alluvial 06-21-2009 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 576271)
and this one, just to wash that horrible taste out of your mouth

Is that other dude doing the Happy Dance?

It's really more of a jig isn't it.

Sheldonrs 06-21-2009 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alluvial (Post 576317)
Is that other dude doing the Happy Dance?

It's really more of a jig isn't it.

Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "the jig is up".

Crimson Ghost 06-21-2009 09:48 PM

AND GONE!!!


http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsH/8011-8603.gif

ZenGum 06-22-2009 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by impress (Post 576316)
Can't remember if I've posted this previously.

Attachment 23940


Buderim is a town, and presumably an electoral district, a little over 100 km north of Brisbane. That's Ali's turf.

toranokaze 06-23-2009 12:28 AM

http://amvhell.com/index.php?pageid=adult

If this isn't wtf I don't know what is.

Thus, I open a challenge to all to download and watch all of it

xhaos01 06-23-2009 05:09 PM

4 Attachment(s)
Its a FESTIVAL!!!!

Crimson Ghost 06-24-2009 04:28 PM

That last photo there...

Is he a lumberjack?
Just like his dear papa?

monster 06-25-2009 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 577204)
That last photo there...

Is he a lumberjim?
Just like his dear papa?

fixd that 4u

toranokaze 06-27-2009 01:59 AM

http://www.spankwire.com/Shark-Attac...le/video33867/
whale or shark?

capnhowdy 06-27-2009 08:53 AM

DOLPHIN

RellikLaerec 06-27-2009 09:40 PM

Now this is how a donation center should do it!


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