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xoxoxoBruce 06-28-2009 12:33 AM

So far away... sigh :(

impress 06-28-2009 12:49 AM

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Crimson Ghost 06-28-2009 12:58 AM

Paris Hilton's backyard BBQ set...

Agent-G 06-28-2009 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 578282)
Paris Hilton's backyard BBQ set...

Hahaha!! Classic

impress 06-29-2009 07:50 AM

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Glinda 06-30-2009 12:51 PM

Oh, now that's just freaky. Where do Asians come up with this shite?

TheMercenary 06-30-2009 08:31 PM

A dick tombstone totally rocks. That should be LJ's and it should say "EAD".:D

capnhowdy 06-30-2009 09:22 PM

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Glinda 07-05-2009 10:27 AM

There are no words...

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h2...litia-fail.jpg

thealphajerk 07-06-2009 09:56 PM

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7092/touchj.jpg

thealphajerk 07-06-2009 09:56 PM

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2374/vintagei.gif

capnhowdy 07-07-2009 08:45 PM

ok.......

Help! Help!

I'm fucking blind!

TheMercenary 07-07-2009 09:12 PM

See the red X!

thealphajerk 07-07-2009 09:39 PM

damn imageshack prudes.. haha! i'll try photobucket this time, i think they are usually lazier with picking up filth.

you know, cos you wouldn't want to miss out on such important and topical pictures :D

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...rk/vintage.gif

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...jerk/touch.jpg

capnhowdy 07-07-2009 09:40 PM

nuttin but a ghost post here

nary a x. nosirree bob

capnhowdy 07-07-2009 09:41 PM

ouch!

ok got it.

thealphajerk 07-07-2009 09:45 PM

and another while i'm here, just for good measure..

*blaargh* :greenface

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...ol_pooping.gif

capnhowdy 07-08-2009 03:29 PM

nice try

Crimson Ghost 07-08-2009 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 580205)
nuttin but a ghost post here

nary a x. nosirree bob

Someone paged me?

thealphajerk 07-09-2009 08:00 AM

finally.. i now have a large grudge against family friendly image hosting

haha

now if these don't work i will have to break things

:3_eyes:

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/9/2503464/pp.gif

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...apple_tits.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...0g-4rf4cr3.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/9/2503464/touch.jpg


*spew noises ahoy!*

TheMercenary 07-09-2009 09:23 PM

:repuke:

Sundae 07-10-2009 04:21 PM

Didn't like the backwards one. Grim.
The others are quite cute though.

I liked the one on the other page of the Klingon/ Zardoz type man.
Ah well, it takes all sorts :)

SteveDallas 07-12-2009 09:22 PM

Not really WTF, but definitely NSFW.


richlevy 07-14-2009 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 581113)
Not really WTF, but definitely NSFW.

Nah, that was pretty WTF.

Here's one. This highlights one advantage of soccer over football. If they actually had a lingerie soccer league, it might even beat the NFL in ratings.


SteveDallas 07-14-2009 10:04 PM

My mistake, I should have included the link to the translation.

ZenGum 07-15-2009 12:52 AM

What............. they're ................ I'll .............. two.
........... ever ............... selling ............ take

TheMercenary 07-15-2009 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 581578)
My mistake, I should have included the link to the translation.

Pretty funny.

thealphajerk 07-15-2009 09:39 PM

1 - why is she doing that right there?

2 - why did someone feel the need to capture the moment on film?

3 - why do i have this picture?

:3_eyes:

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...7537511474.jpg

capnhowdy 07-15-2009 09:54 PM

1. She's taking a shit. And pissing.
2. They are an amateur photographer with no taste.
3. You have no taste.

RellikLaerec 07-15-2009 10:23 PM

What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?

Sheldonrs 07-16-2009 07:56 PM

Multi-tasking.

ZenGum 07-16-2009 08:07 PM

What's she gonna wipe with, pine needles? :eek:

thealphajerk 07-17-2009 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 581850)
1. She's taking a shit. And pissing.
2. They are an amateur photographer with no taste.
3. You have no taste.

i think you're right ... i must have no taste :D

Crimson Ghost 07-17-2009 01:19 AM

It still doesn't answer the question -

"Do bears..."

Never mind.

ZenGum 07-17-2009 02:33 AM

Bares do, though.

Alluvial 07-17-2009 01:41 PM

I thought of that photo yesterday as I took a pee in the woods.

Elspode 07-17-2009 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 581848)
1 - why is she doing that right there?

2 - why did someone feel the need to capture the moment on film?

3 - why do i have this picture?

:3_eyes:

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...7537511474.jpg

Moreover, what are the people in the background doing? I mean, there's an obviously hot woman doing things that no reasonable person wants to see a hot woman doing, and they're all looking down at the ground.

Oh...I see that I've answered my own question.

Elspode 07-17-2009 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 581856)
What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?

Apparently, she had anal sex with a condom, and the condom stayed behind?

DucksNuts 07-18-2009 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 575412)
I've always felt it would take a lot to gross me out, but the last two pictures made me sick. Maybe I'm getting old.

Is it bad that the cow one freaks me out more than the pop rocks?


Quote:

Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 581856)
What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?

Ok, I cant believe I looked at this long to hazard a guess....but dont actually think she is *backing out a kenny*, I think she has a *snag* (sausage) stuck in her arse for a photographic opportunity.



I am officially boycotting this thread, because alpha dude's pic are fucked up.

toranokaze 07-18-2009 06:14 AM

after all the twisted stuff in this thread pooping is your bright red line?

DanaC 07-18-2009 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 582261)
after all the twisted stuff in this thread pooping is your bright red line?

This sentence disturbs me on a number of levels.

DucksNuts 07-20-2009 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 582261)
after all the twisted stuff in this thread pooping is your bright red line?

The pooping? no no no

A lot of the stuff only lingers in my head for a few minutes and I either go "fucking freaks", "lol" or "what people will do in the name of art".

The poor little cow was my bright red line because its something that I used to hear about in school and just thought..."no one would ever!!".

Now, I have visual proof and its burned into my eyeballs.

Beastiality of any kinds is a deal breaker with me, every.fucking.time.

ZenGum 07-20-2009 08:00 AM

so, ah, about your username, then ....


Just kidding. Seriously, having standards is a good thing.
And I have sworn off this thread at least twice now. I just ... cant ... resist ....

xoxoxoBruce 07-21-2009 12:47 AM

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From a project to take the pictures on 1000 people in Barcelona in one day.

DucksNuts 07-21-2009 03:42 AM

Thats impressive..


im not really here right now

Trilby 07-21-2009 08:05 AM

My.

my my my my my.


Wow.

xoxoxoBruce 07-21-2009 01:35 PM

Sure doesn't look like a professor, does he Bri? :lol2:

Trilby 07-21-2009 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 582925)
Sure doesn't look like a professor, does he Bri? :lol2:

No...not at all!

Where's his tiny, tiny, but oh-so-superior member?

Flint 07-21-2009 02:11 PM

Do they call him the elephant man?

TheMercenary 07-21-2009 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 582788)
From a project to take the pictures on 1000 people in Barcelona in one day.

Looks totally photoshopped.

spudcon 07-21-2009 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 582961)
Looks totally photoshopped.

Jealous!:p

impress 07-21-2009 08:50 PM

How come it's kinked? (no pun intended)

thealphajerk 07-21-2009 08:58 PM

he should have got someone to tattoo on some damn budgie smugglers... (or a larger breed of the avian variety- smugglers)

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/9/2503464/hams.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...4/phoneboy.jpg

Undertoad 07-21-2009 09:11 PM

he -- hello?

Elspode 07-21-2009 09:57 PM

Man, have I got a craving for a nice beaver pastrami sandwich right now.

Crimson Ghost 07-21-2009 10:22 PM

Is that the normal way to answer the phone in Australia?

ZenGum 07-22-2009 01:29 AM

No, that person is obviously just a beginner.

ZenGum 07-22-2009 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 582937)
Do they call him the elephant man?

Depends - can he pick up peanuts with it?



Peter Pecker picked and packed a peck of pickled peanuts
If Peter Pecker picked and packed a peck of pickled peanuts,
Wheres the peck of pickled peanuts Peter Pecker picked and packed?


Say that three times fast.

Crimson Ghost 07-22-2009 02:26 AM

On Pikes Peak in a purple Plymouth with Paula Poundstone.

Now, go answer your phone.

thealphajerk 07-22-2009 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 583056)
Depends - can he pick up peanuts with it?

that's a pretty sweet trick, much more impressive than picking up a phone with your ass

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/9/2503464/27.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...64/test_11.gif


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