stem cells
 

A woman in L.A. had a stem cell facelift, causing her to grow a bone in her eyelid.

Krones beware, those salons clinics may not be a good idea.

Well at least she hasn't got a bone through her nose...

Bone in the eye? That's nothing. I've got an eye in the end of my bone.

And blind in your one good eye, I've heard.

That explains what those ticks are after...

Infinity monkeys playing on typewriters may perhaps produce Shakespearean works, but give one monkey a TV and its :jagoff: all bloody day.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-adult-TV.html

Whoa that set me on an hour long Dailymail tangent. I feel caught up, though.

Do you also feel a little dirty? Take a shower.

I do feel a little dirty. How did you know? Did I leave my webcam on again?

Once, in Sudan, I fell into an open sewer - and I still didn't feel as dirty as I had after merely scanning over a couple of pages of the Daily Mail.

A 5 year old girl was abducted from a school in Philly. Here are surveillance pics and an artists rendering of the suspect. Just kidding about the rendering

We know. Her fingernails are painted.

The whore.

More details at the link. :lol:

I want to know how they caught on to him.

At the link, it says how they noticed someone logging in from China. If he'd been smart enough to get them in through a proxy on his home computer, he'd probably still be getting six figures to watch kitty videos.

It's so unfair. If the boss outsources your job, it's good business, but if you outsource your own job, it's misconduct.

I know it's not weird news. But school closed at midday today.
Bearing in mind I only got in at 10.00 (after the Doctors) and we had break at 10.15 I did precious little work today.

Tiger was off anyway.
Felt bad about being so slack, but at least it didn't hurt him.

Just letting you all know...I'll be moving to Juneau soon.

When you do, you must get some night food. Trust me, it's delicious.

I gotta request some clarification on "night food".

Ima assume it's more than just food et at night?

well, it was awhile ago. the bars closed and we weren't done it seemed, it's all pretty foggy now. I posted *then* thought... hm. I better look it up. I don't remember the name of the outfit--I only remember walking up to a window that opened onto their kitchen. There was a long line for oh-dark-thirty in the morning. They're only open (really) late at night. They make up the batch of food, sell it and when they're out, they're done. I was urged to go there by the other folks I worked with, they just told me it's across from the hotel... shit. I forget how they told me to order. Suffice to say, I placed my order phonetically, since I didn't know what they served, and there was no menu. I got this big square styrofoam clamshell takeaway container totally full of some steaming hot food. There was meat, and some . . . dumplings? It was the best meal I had on the whole trip.

I looked around on the internet a bit and the closest thing I could find was "Pel Meni's" and they serve russian meatballs / dumplings. That may well be it. We were not falling down drunk, but we had been drinking.

so, to answer your question, yes, it was 'just food', but it was transcendent.

"You see, officer, this stranger just gave me this SUV, I had no idea it was stolen..."

Oh, but it gets so much better.

That is funny! :lol:

You laugh. Canadian black flies can be brutal, especially in January.

Ask Ortho, she'll tell you.

Yeah, the black flies that don't go south for the winter? They're hungry in January, those little buggers. Climbing a tree is a good solution, all the bears do it. Even the ones with stolen SUVs.

No, no - it was the HEAD LICE!


For some reason, I don't think that was the FIRST stupid thing he did. :flycatch:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/man-d...horseman-baby/

Story gets grim with the update.

Gets grim? Gets!?

Wife: Andrew, what are you doing in the barn?

Andrew: Nuttin' honey!
_______________________________

♪ ♫A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can nut in a horse of course,
unless of course, the nutter of the horse,
Is the famous Mister Dead!♪ ♫

pel'meni is the Russian for a sort of ravioli. Little meat parcels wrapped,in pasta envelopes and cooked in broth. Often served with sour cream. Heaven on a plate.


Sent by thought transference

Word.

Sounds almost as good as potato pierogis

Well, you know, relatively. To start, it's just some screw-up banging a horse thinking he's going to make little centaur pony-babies. (BTW, America, you need to spend more on education. And mental health). Okay, messed up, but not really grim.

Then he hangs himself in prison after being arrested for molesting a child. That's grim.

Yeah, cause now I can use the old, "A good mare will do that you know." punchline. It would be in bad taste.

So, you're in prison, and you have a mobile phone you shouldn't have, and you get a tip your cell is about to be searched.

Of course, hide the phone in the traditional "prison safe".

Pro-tip: turn the phone off, first. Or at least, set it on silent.

http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2...tes-phone?lite

ETA: better idea ... change your ring-tone to fart noises.

It was just a shitty phone. What's the big deal? It's not like he was a stool pigeon.

He didn't miss an important call...it was just his buddy who's always talking out of his ass about some get rich quick scheme. Colin, that's the one. Lot of intestinal fortitude, that one.

Oh yeah, with friends like Colin, who needs enemas?

We really need to go on the road: ;)

And I thought my old Motorola was a turd...

I hope the guards checked the call log.


Gives a new meaning to "cell phone".

Sell it? You couldn't *give* it away.

Georgia... good grief
 

Yeah damnit, she shoulda known. :rolleyes:

So, this woman has no living male relatives to stomp this pathetic sumbitch's guts out?

I'd've taken him to the tanning salon.


And put it up to 11.

Anyone want a free cruise ship? It's out there, drifting in the middle of the Atlantic.

Why does it have to be a male relative? I'd stomp anyone's ass who dared to hurt a family member of mine. Maybe taze them, then hold them in a locked room with out anything for awhile. Sure I may get locked up for kidnapping and torture and such, but it'll be worth it.

Idiot doesn't think that what he did was wrong at all, he's blaming the 70 something year old woman for him throwing a temper tantrum. He fucking broke her jaw!

Torpedo practice.

The guy was a male relative.

Point won.

Be kinda hard (and highly unlikely) for him to stomp his own guts out, now wouldn't it?

Her point is that he *is* a male relative, yet he's the one who hurt her.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/2...dhand-clothes/

These people are so fucking nuts. His answer is based off of a 3rd hand story he heard, not even something in the bible. I mean, what? My mind is melting.

And it was my point that the gentleman in question is *not* going to stomp his own guts out.

So what, another *male* relative is supposed to do it? Why don't you just shut your sexist piehole. I'm tired of it.

That first sentence alone packed me up. :lol:


Imma gonna flip some tags,
only got SAAAAATAAAAAN in my pocket ...

You need to move north

I don't particularly care what you are tired of.

You manufactured any sexism here. You deal with it.

You will not bother me today.

:D

...but, you could go make me a sammich.

I was just pointing out that he was a male relative because the tone of some responses seemed to be assuming that an outsider had done this to her. 'If someone did this to my relative...' and 'no living male relatives'.

I'd make you a sammich, but then I'd probably eat it myself :p