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Spexxvet 07-22-2009 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by thealphajerk (Post 583007)

What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?

SteveDallas 07-22-2009 09:27 PM

Where is Lily Tomlin when we need her?

Crimson Ghost 07-22-2009 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 583186)
What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?

Plastics, my boy, plastics.

Sheldonrs 07-24-2009 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 582937)
Do they call him the elephant man?

Gives whole new meaning to the term "Swim Trunks".

beauregaardhooligan 07-25-2009 02:30 PM

"Who's on the phone, dear?"
"Just some asshole."

ZenGum 07-25-2009 07:18 PM

"Your call has advanced in the queue. Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us, and will be answered by the next available operator."

thealphajerk 07-26-2009 07:07 AM

*screaming and running while posting*

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...64/20p61i1.gif

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/9/2503464/47642.jpg

thealphajerk 07-26-2009 07:08 AM

isn't the internet wonderful?

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...8_rat_porn.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/.../berternie.jpg

Sundae 07-26-2009 07:36 AM

I can't say I'm too disappointed... from the reactions I'm lucky.
But all Alpha's posts are coming up red crosses for me.

thealphajerk 07-26-2009 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 584105)
I can't say I'm too disappointed... from the reactions I'm lucky.
But all Alpha's posts are coming up red crosses for me.

damn, really? i thought i finally found an image host that works properly here.

i can see them still.

hmmm, maybe i need a new hobby

ZenGum 07-27-2009 01:15 AM

I can see them. And I ask myself, YTF do I keep opening this thread?

Sundae, those red crosses are to prevent further pissing-on-your-childhood.

Alpha does indeed need a new hobby.

capnhowdy 07-27-2009 07:13 AM

:vomitblu:

toranokaze 07-28-2009 06:36 PM

Alpha try http://bayimg.com/ I just stumbled across them.

monster 07-28-2009 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 584818)
I just stumbled across them.


that's what Bert said too

SteveDallas 07-28-2009 08:14 PM

I'd really like some context, or at least audio, for the first one in #2227.

Undertoad 07-29-2009 10:18 AM

Guinness Book has documented this Russian woman as having the world's strongest vagina...

http://cellar.org/2009/strongest-vagina.jpg

...as she lifts this 14 kg ball using only her vagoo.

See the full story and video:

http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/200...ongest-vagina/

Elspode 07-29-2009 06:25 PM

Get 'em while they're young, son, before they grow teeth.

TheMercenary 07-29-2009 08:27 PM

Or after they loose them. Many are more likely closer to loosing them than growing them.

thealphajerk 07-30-2009 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 584818)
Alpha try http://bayimg.com/ I just stumbled across them.

http://bayimg.com/NacPJaaCO

thanks toranokaze, there's a present just for you.

i;m looking for a better one than fileden that still has .img codes though.. and won't delete my uploads

i tried imagefap too.. bayimages told me to... haha . still trying to figure out if i can share at full size.. damn thumbs.

anyhows


http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1009683643.jpg

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1333857084.jpg

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1364156086.jpg

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/546826717.jpeg

thealphajerk 07-30-2009 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 584963)
Guinness Book has documented this Russian woman as having the world's strongest vagina...

http://cellar.org/2009/strongest-vagina.jpg

...as she lifts this 14 kg ball using only her vagoo.

See the full story and video:

http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/200...ongest-vagina/


so many talented people around :3_eyes:

capnhowdy 07-30-2009 06:35 AM

...snapping cooter......

Glinda 08-01-2009 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 585139)
...snapping cooter......

Awesome name for a band!

toranokaze 08-04-2009 11:06 PM

Gland to be of services α

toranokaze 08-07-2009 08:57 PM

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:lol:

Trilby 08-07-2009 09:51 PM

Fail.

Crimson Ghost 08-07-2009 10:59 PM

Penthouse, '76, if I recall correctly...

Spread (giggity) also had Willie Nelson and Fidel Castro...

richlevy 08-08-2009 07:35 PM

Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name.............

capnhowdy 08-08-2009 10:55 PM

The teeth are what scares me.

toranokaze 08-12-2009 10:42 PM

I think the teeth were there before the tattoo

thealphajerk 08-15-2009 05:20 AM

click on them to make them bigger ........ if you really want to :D

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1305970465.jpg

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1303576696.gif

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1502861959.jpg

Nirvana 08-21-2009 10:39 PM

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I went to a friend's birthday party and this is what she had to dispense party favors for her guests... a pinata er peniata? It was her birthday so she got to whack er hit it with a stick :blush:

Crimson Ghost 08-22-2009 03:33 AM

Did Bust-A-Nut Donuts come (giggity) out?

toranokaze 08-22-2009 08:41 PM

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Crimson Ghost 08-22-2009 10:30 PM

Pic 1 - Why Ron and Nancy Reagan stayed together so long...

Pic 2 - The 'Cash For Clunkers' 1,000,000th customer.

TheMercenary 08-23-2009 12:34 AM

tor, thank God they weren't poprocks eh? :D

capnhowdy 08-23-2009 08:23 AM

I've seen the second pic before in another thread.... I thought it was posted as a rfn, but I can't recall.
Of course I'm too lazy to search for it. Sue me.

RellikLaerec 08-23-2009 08:27 PM

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The latest in sprinkler technology! OK Go here then!

toranokaze 08-28-2009 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 589554)
tor, thank God they weren't poprocks eh? :D

Yep because everyone needs a limit

xoxoxoBruce 08-29-2009 04:00 PM

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Ridiculous.

plthijinx 08-29-2009 04:37 PM

so i guess if you're under 18 the you have to use primitive tools like filed down rocks and arrow heads....sheesh. :headshake

ZenGum 08-29-2009 10:01 PM

Bruce, are you not allowed to have pictures of cutlery where you work? Now that's ridiculous! ;)

Pie 08-29-2009 10:41 PM

you joke, but we had a no-knife policy at my last employer. :headshake

impress 08-30-2009 10:36 AM

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Glinda 08-30-2009 11:44 AM

OMG. :eek:

It's my 6th grade teacher! :shock:

Clodfobble 08-30-2009 02:48 PM

God, when will it stop being "edgy" to use real human bits in art? It hasn't been original for decades, people.

toranokaze 08-31-2009 10:45 PM

This hurt my brain
http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-72.gif

classicman 09-01-2009 09:13 AM

The stupidity of some people amazes me. Exactly HOW does one get convinced to try THAT?

xoxoxoBruce 09-01-2009 12:23 PM

Alcohol. ;)

wolf 09-01-2009 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 589488)
... [photo of banana up a tailpipe]

I thought LJ loved Jeeps ...

dmg1969 09-01-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 591662)

I like seared breast, but that's ridiculous. Alcohol and decisions about your safety rarely go well together. I'm sure it seemed like a great idea at the time.

Spexxvet 09-01-2009 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 591113)
so i guess if you're under 18 the you have to use primitive tools like filed down rocks and arrow heads....sheesh. :headshake

No, you just have to buy a gun. :p

ZenGum 09-02-2009 02:24 AM

Don't you need a note from a parent for that?

capnhowdy 09-02-2009 06:35 AM

Not when you buying it on the street corner.

kerosene 09-02-2009 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 591843)
No, you just have to buy a gun. :p

I don't see how they eat mashed potatoes with that.

Spexxvet 09-02-2009 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by case (Post 592013)
I don't see how they eat mashed potatoes with that.

How do you think the potatoes get mashed?

morethanpretty 09-04-2009 12:52 AM

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-con...r-neon-wtf.jpg

Datalyss 09-04-2009 08:24 PM

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H E L P ! ! ! !

zippyt 09-04-2009 08:26 PM

that you last nite Drax ??

Datalyss 09-04-2009 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 592758)
that you last nite Drax ??

I barely made it out alive. :lol:

richlevy 09-04-2009 10:56 PM

This one threw me for a second. It took a few seconds to figure out which head went with which body. A little photoediting and you could have the amazing two headed nymphomaniac.

http://smages.com/i/f0/ef/f0ef1b964b...f782e7215a.jpg


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