What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?

Where is Lily Tomlin when we need her?

Plastics, my boy, plastics.

Gives whole new meaning to the term "Swim Trunks".

"Who's on the phone, dear?"
"Just some asshole."

"Your call has advanced in the queue. Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us, and will be answered by the next available operator."

*screaming and running while posting*

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...64/20p61i1.gif

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/9/2503464/47642.jpg

isn't the internet wonderful?

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/...8_rat_porn.jpg

http://www.fileden.com/files/2009/7/.../berternie.jpg

I can't say I'm too disappointed... from the reactions I'm lucky.
But all Alpha's posts are coming up red crosses for me.

damn, really? i thought i finally found an image host that works properly here.

i can see them still.

hmmm, maybe i need a new hobby

I can see them. And I ask myself, YTF do I keep opening this thread?

Sundae, those red crosses are to prevent further pissing-on-your-childhood.

Alpha does indeed need a new hobby.

:vomitblu:

Alpha try http://bayimg.com/ I just stumbled across them.

that's what Bert said too

I'd really like some context, or at least audio, for the first one in #2227.

Guinness Book has documented this Russian woman as having the world's strongest vagina...

http://cellar.org/2009/strongest-vagina.jpg

...as she lifts this 14 kg ball using only her vagoo.

See the full story and video:

http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/200...ongest-vagina/

Get 'em while they're young, son, before they grow teeth.

Or after they loose them. Many are more likely closer to loosing them than growing them.

http://bayimg.com/NacPJaaCO

thanks toranokaze, there's a present just for you.

i;m looking for a better one than fileden that still has .img codes though.. and won't delete my uploads

i tried imagefap too.. bayimages told me to... haha . still trying to figure out if i can share at full size.. damn thumbs.

anyhows


http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1009683643.jpg

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1333857084.jpg

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1364156086.jpg

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so many talented people around :3_eyes:

...snapping cooter......

Awesome name for a band!

Gland to be of services α

:lol:

Fail.

Penthouse, '76, if I recall correctly...

Spread (giggity) also had Willie Nelson and Fidel Castro...

Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name.............

The teeth are what scares me.

I think the teeth were there before the tattoo

click on them to make them bigger ........ if you really want to :D

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1305970465.jpg

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1303576696.gif

http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1502861959.jpg

I went to a friend's birthday party and this is what she had to dispense party favors for her guests... a pinata er peniata? It was her birthday so she got to whack er hit it with a stick :blush:

Did Bust-A-Nut Donuts come (giggity) out?

...

Pic 1 - Why Ron and Nancy Reagan stayed together so long...

Pic 2 - The 'Cash For Clunkers' 1,000,000th customer.

tor, thank God they weren't poprocks eh? :D

I've seen the second pic before in another thread.... I thought it was posted as a rfn, but I can't recall.
Of course I'm too lazy to search for it. Sue me.

The latest in sprinkler technology! OK Go here then!

Yep because everyone needs a limit

Ridiculous.

so i guess if you're under 18 the you have to use primitive tools like filed down rocks and arrow heads....sheesh. :headshake

Bruce, are you not allowed to have pictures of cutlery where you work? Now that's ridiculous! ;)

you joke, but we had a no-knife policy at my last employer. :headshake

OMG. :eek:

It's my 6th grade teacher! :shock:

God, when will it stop being "edgy" to use real human bits in art? It hasn't been original for decades, people.

This hurt my brain
http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-72.gif

The stupidity of some people amazes me. Exactly HOW does one get convinced to try THAT?

Alcohol. ;)

I thought LJ loved Jeeps ...

I like seared breast, but that's ridiculous. Alcohol and decisions about your safety rarely go well together. I'm sure it seemed like a great idea at the time.

No, you just have to buy a gun. :p

Don't you need a note from a parent for that?

Not when you buying it on the street corner.

I don't see how they eat mashed potatoes with that.

How do you think the potatoes get mashed?

H E L P ! ! ! !

that you last nite Drax ??

I barely made it out alive. :lol:

This one threw me for a second. It took a few seconds to figure out which head went with which body. A little photoediting and you could have the amazing two headed nymphomaniac.

http://smages.com/i/f0/ef/f0ef1b964b...f782e7215a.jpg