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Where is Lily Tomlin when we need her?
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"Who's on the phone, dear?"
"Just some asshole." |
"Your call has advanced in the queue. Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us, and will be answered by the next available operator."
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*screaming and running while posting*
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isn't the internet wonderful?
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I can't say I'm too disappointed... from the reactions I'm lucky.
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i can see them still. hmmm, maybe i need a new hobby |
I can see them. And I ask myself, YTF do I keep opening this thread?
Sundae, those red crosses are to prevent further pissing-on-your-childhood. Alpha does indeed need a new hobby. |
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Alpha try http://bayimg.com/ I just stumbled across them.
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that's what Bert said too |
I'd really like some context, or at least audio, for the first one in #2227.
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Guinness Book has documented this Russian woman as having the world's strongest vagina...
http://cellar.org/2009/strongest-vagina.jpg ...as she lifts this 14 kg ball using only her vagoo. See the full story and video: http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/200...ongest-vagina/ |
Get 'em while they're young, son, before they grow teeth.
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Or after they loose them. Many are more likely closer to loosing them than growing them.
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thanks toranokaze, there's a present just for you. i;m looking for a better one than fileden that still has .img codes though.. and won't delete my uploads i tried imagefap too.. bayimages told me to... haha . still trying to figure out if i can share at full size.. damn thumbs. anyhows http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1009683643.jpg http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1333857084.jpg http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/1364156086.jpg http://images.imagefap.com/images/thumb/546826717.jpeg |
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so many talented people around :3_eyes: |
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Gland to be of services α
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Fail.
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Penthouse, '76, if I recall correctly...
Spread (giggity) also had Willie Nelson and Fidel Castro... |
Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name.............
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The teeth are what scares me.
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I think the teeth were there before the tattoo
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click on them to make them bigger ........ if you really want to :D
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I went to a friend's birthday party and this is what she had to dispense party favors for her guests... a pinata er peniata? It was her birthday so she got to whack er hit it with a stick :blush:
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Did Bust-A-Nut Donuts come (giggity) out?
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Pic 1 - Why Ron and Nancy Reagan stayed together so long...
Pic 2 - The 'Cash For Clunkers' 1,000,000th customer. |
tor, thank God they weren't poprocks eh? :D
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I've seen the second pic before in another thread.... I thought it was posted as a rfn, but I can't recall.
Of course I'm too lazy to search for it. Sue me. |
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The latest in sprinkler technology! OK Go here then!
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Ridiculous.
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so i guess if you're under 18 the you have to use primitive tools like filed down rocks and arrow heads....sheesh. :headshake
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Bruce, are you not allowed to have pictures of cutlery where you work? Now that's ridiculous! ;)
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you joke, but we had a no-knife policy at my last employer. :headshake
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OMG. :eek:
It's my 6th grade teacher! :shock: |
God, when will it stop being "edgy" to use real human bits in art? It hasn't been original for decades, people.
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This hurt my brain
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The stupidity of some people amazes me. Exactly HOW does one get convinced to try THAT?
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Alcohol. ;)
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Don't you need a note from a parent for that?
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Not when you buying it on the street corner.
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H E L P ! ! ! !
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that you last nite Drax ??
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This one threw me for a second. It took a few seconds to figure out which head went with which body. A little photoediting and you could have the amazing two headed nymphomaniac.
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