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Alluvial 09-06-2009 05:21 PM

For some reason, that girl's boobs look like rubber.

Flint 09-06-2009 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 592770)
This one threw me for a second. It took a few seconds to figure out which head went with which body. A little photoediting and you could have the amazing two headed nymphomaniac.

http://smages.com/i/f0/ef/f0ef1b964b...f782e7215a.jpg

Zaphod Booblebrox.

richlevy 09-07-2009 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 593055)
Zaphod Booblebrox.

I'll bet her bra size is 42.

Crimson Ghost 09-07-2009 11:20 PM

Perhaps she could use a towel...

xoxoxoBruce 09-18-2009 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 582788)
From a project to take the pictures on 1000 people in Barcelona in one day.

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 582961)
Looks totally photoshopped.

Here ya go.

Gravdigr 09-24-2009 05:17 AM

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Ur doin it rong.

classicman 09-24-2009 07:49 AM

Ow ow ow OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

TheMercenary 09-24-2009 09:22 AM

Looks like he/she is on a vent in some third world ER.

capnhowdy 09-24-2009 11:33 AM

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Pretty sure that's a softie, Merc.

Now, may I present the vagina couch.
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depmats 09-24-2009 12:54 PM

Oh holy hell, that spike in the ass is just evil.

Crimson Ghost 09-24-2009 09:52 PM

Thinning the herd, Darwin style.

ZenGum 09-25-2009 03:49 AM

That couch looks really cozy, but I am not so sure about back support.

TheMercenary 09-25-2009 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 597063)
That couch looks really cozy, but I am not so sure about back support.

What? Doesn't it just want to make you rub your head against it?:bolt:

footfootfoot 09-25-2009 10:27 AM

http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...postcount=2286

Rectum? Hell, damn near killed 'im.

SteveDallas 09-26-2009 03:02 PM

This is on the low end of NSFW... but still I thought better put it here.

GPS-enabled panties... interesting concept.

richlevy 09-26-2009 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 597388)
This is on the low end of NSFW... but still I thought better put it here.

GPS-enabled panties... interesting concept.

"She'll never know it's there".

I think this is a princess and the pea moment. I'm pretty sure if someone placed a chip and battery in my underwear I'd notice.

capnhowdy 09-26-2009 08:15 PM

Probably work well till she sobered up. And she HAS to change her panties daily in case she has a wreck or something.

Elspode 09-26-2009 10:30 PM

GPS doesn't work indoors, so unless she's getting shagged in the park, it may not be too useful. Just wire her car instead.

jinx 09-26-2009 10:32 PM

Just don't let her leave the house without a related-male escort, duh.

Griff 09-27-2009 06:47 AM

Speaking of duh, a nice burka could obviously support a more powerful transmitter or even a longer range receiver for her shock collar.

capnhowdy 09-27-2009 08:45 AM

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monster 10-02-2009 08:55 PM

http://deuce27.com/wp-content/uploads/boobs_dinks.jpg

SteveDallas 10-02-2009 11:52 PM

Just exactly what is that "nurse" (? I assume that's what the cap is?) in the background getting ready to examine?

Sheldonrs 10-03-2009 04:35 PM

A cock cozy?

monster 10-03-2009 08:16 PM

I have no idea. I found it while performing a "cat boob" google image search (if you don't know, don't ask...)

lumberjim 10-03-2009 11:04 PM

super FUP/gunt/vajomach

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-...009/09/189.jpg

Agent-G 10-04-2009 12:00 AM

thats a serious case of front butt right there.

richlevy 10-04-2009 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 599145)
I have no idea. I found it while performing a "cat boob" google image search (if you don't know, don't ask...)

Quote:

Pam Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

toranokaze 10-04-2009 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 597388)
This is on the low end of NSFW... but still I thought better put it here.

GPS-enabled panties... interesting concept.

Stocker much?

Sheldonrs 10-04-2009 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent-G (Post 599172)
thats a serious case of front butt right there.

And are those fishnets or chainlink fencing?

Her leges are in pretty good shape, though.

impress 10-04-2009 04:08 PM

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Crimson Ghost 10-05-2009 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 599238)
And are those fishnets or chainlink fencing?

I'm going to be using that one...

Stress Puppy 10-05-2009 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 599236)
Stocker much?

What's that item have to do with keeping inventory up?

SteveDallas 10-05-2009 03:32 PM

I think it should have been "stalker."

Tawny 10-08-2009 04:30 PM

She needs to get the Front Butt Control Top Fishnet.

TheMercenary 10-08-2009 07:41 PM

So what? she wears a strap-on dildo?

RellikLaerec 10-08-2009 10:38 PM

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Wasn't sure if it should go here or in the regular WFT thread so I decided to play it safe.

Crimson Ghost 10-08-2009 11:09 PM

Who's the guy behind Calista Flockhart?

xoxoxoBruce 10-09-2009 01:30 AM

Not Calista, her twin brother Dickout Flockhart.

JuancoRocks 10-09-2009 03:23 AM

Thank you.......all three.......2318 - 2319 - 2320.......

Tawny 10-09-2009 11:35 AM

Well, at least the penis is realistic.

toranokaze 10-10-2009 11:03 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80773994/

I stumbled across this .... it is just wrong

impress 10-13-2009 01:24 PM

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Tawny 10-13-2009 08:15 PM

This is the "after" one night in Paris Hilton picture.

xoxoxoBruce 10-13-2009 11:37 PM

Where'd you get that picture of BrianR? :haha:

Crimson Ghost 10-14-2009 12:58 AM

Hey, that's a weird looking marble bag.
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Arthritis. Ain't it a bitch.
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(For 'Opie and Anthony' fans)
Hey, did you stick you junk in a jar with a bee in it for a Pontiac Aztec?
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Studded for her pleasure.
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Braille for blind girls.
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Phrenology for Urologists
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"Mommy, is pee 'sposed to be chunky?"
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"That boy's 'bout as lazy as a bump on a log."
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Carol knew there was a problem with her clitoris when the gynecologist began to vomit.
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If you push the buttons in the right sequence, you win a surprise.

ZenGum 10-14-2009 06:36 AM

[applause]

BrianR 10-14-2009 11:05 AM

I used to be in porn. There's bound to be some residual pictures and videos out there. I even found one in Florida at a video shop once. Shiver!

TheMercenary 10-14-2009 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 600905)

Pre-ribbed.

capnhowdy 10-15-2009 07:03 AM

If I were that dude and was going to invest in modifying my cock, I believe I'd have just made it not so stubby. Al the bells and whistles in the the world wouldn't help that nub.

limey 10-15-2009 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 601252)
If I were that dude and was going to invest in modifying my cock, I believe I'd have just made it not so stubby. Al the bells and whistles in the the world wouldn't help that nub.

It whistles?!?!?! :eek:

Crimson Ghost 10-16-2009 12:15 AM

It slices, it dices, it even makes Julienne Fries!

Scriveyn 10-16-2009 06:13 AM

ball bearings - you're doing it wang wrong

richlevy 10-17-2009 12:01 PM

Human toilet prank
 

For the record, I think this was staged. The woman reacted much too quickly.

BTW, if he tried that on any of the women here, getting pepper sprayed would be the least of his problems.

Elspode 10-17-2009 05:20 PM

Well, yeah, all that, and the multiple camera angles. Just a bit too pat.

monster 10-17-2009 08:28 PM

I'd say the no individual cubicles would be a bit of a giveaway too. Plus girls do tend to check that the toilet looks ok before turning and sitting on it -unless they're so drunk they have to pull themselves up on it.

impress 10-20-2009 09:40 PM

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Crimson Ghost 10-20-2009 10:50 PM

Coldcocked...

impress 10-21-2009 05:45 PM

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