is not even close, yet. Over the next few weeks the sexually transmitted virus spread, strangely from ravens, to camel, to scarecrows, to humans.

* meanwhile screenwriters gather at the Producers desk asking for their union wages*

The Georgia state legislature enacted a ban on having sex with scare crows, but backwoods Georgians just crossed state lines and were found in motel rooms having sex with their cousins, anyhow.

And the cows mooooed "mo"

, their last uttererance cut short by the arrival of.....

ronald mcdonald

Ronald steps in between the good ol Georgia boys and the bovines.

He spanks the left flank of one, and nods.. "yummmy" (bovine butt, that is)

He then turns to the good ol boys and wags his finger in their faces.

In a scolding tone he utters "you boys are in Alabama now. We don't allow cross-staters trying to make cows squeal like pigs, no matter how akin you are to em"

Ronald spies a young heifer standing in the motel bathroom doorway, and asks "How much for the little girl?"

To which the good ol boys consider a reply... maybe an auction...

*Item # 123987 for potential sale*http://excoboard.com/forums/15480/us...087/164705.gif

Ronald says "you guys are from Georgia?" They all nod.
"Then what are you doing with cows? Georgians like bulls, not cows, you toothless cousin-humping mongrels! Where's Mayor McCheese and...