Godspank
Joeys and the Pussycat
Detente
Bozobus
Tired of Our Dayjobs
Rated PG
Born to be Mild
Handbasket to Hell
Whiskey, Guns and Jesus

Sugar n' Old Spice:biglaugha

Thanks everyone- there are a ton of great ideas here. I'm going to write them all down and let the guys decide. Well, I might leave out some of the old man jokes...but Sugar n Old Spice, Oh man, that is classic. :p

just heard this on a promo for US Marshals:

Finger Lickin' Justice

Quartz

The Underwear Gnomes?

Johnny Kleenex and the Post Nasal Drips
Blarg!
Pimp My Guitar
Spazchow

Murph and the Magictones

You can wear red velvet tuxedos.
Ray's Music Exchange in Calumet City has some lovely red shag covered equipment...

Or Godskank. (Meaning no offense, Stacey.)

Cloth Jacket Fonzies

From The Opie & Anthony show this morning:

Homosexual Necrophilia

"I am not a homosexual necrophile" said Tom, in dead earnest.

(may be funnier if you say it.)

Jim Norton's Test Results
Spiderspaz
I'm Not Superlady
Voyeurbus
Waddle Doodle
Linger Longer

Weeell how about the Mormons. They were hyper in the 50 & 60's and it bodes of Marilyn Monroe. + you get instant noteriety = recognition. Ta da.

Raise the Belgrano
Jostling for Position
Five Finger Discounts
Treading Gingerly
The Jubilee Lines

The Merkins!