Then exclaims "I'm sorry, mind if I join you?"

Zengum slaps Bruce up the back of the head, as promised elsewhere.

And administers a Wet Willie* to Deathlysilence, just to keep things moving.

*Moisten the tip of one finger in liquid, and stick in in the victims ear. Just something we like to do down under, if we want to start some trouble.

Don't make me come down there. :eyebrow:

*points finger an inch away from bruce's eyeball*

I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you! haaa!

lumberjim sneaks up and gives cicero a melvin.

That's happened before. :p

Gives Lumberjim a wedgie.

*shrieks* then scampers off to find a strong stranger with a drink

Sundae Girl stands up and says, "What is this, a fucking kindergarten?!" and starts flinging chairs in true British football hooligan stylee.

That's more like it, SG!

Here we go, here we go,, here we go,
Here we go, here we GO, here we go-o-o-o-o
Here we go, here we go, here we goooo-oh
Here we go, here we go, here we go!

Zen sets off the fire extinguisher in Cicero's face. (That's for getting so far ahead of me in your post count!)

You're going home in a fucking ambulance!

Brianna comes to and promises anyone who can whip her ass a Hot Karl (but she's not really sure what that is---she only heard it on South Park and assumes it's a dirty, filthy thing to do)

Zen hurls the empty fire extinguisher through the window, closes his eyes and begins swinging wild, windmill punches, hooks, a few uppercuts. With his eyes closed he hasn't actually hit anything except furniture yet, but it's bound to happen, sooner or later.

Through sheer luck, Zen lands a punch on classicman who only now just wandered in, bucket in hand, looking for some fabled tupperware party.

POW!

classicman goes down hard on sundae's lap. Zen, thrilled with his manly display, takes on a buffalo stance and looks around. "You talkin' to ME?" he growls, shadow boxing. Lj gives Zen a melvin.

Suddenly, Wolf jumps up onto a miraculously unbroken table, brandishing an Uzi, sprays the room with gunfire above the level of everyone's heads and shouts, "Right! Don't any of your mutherfuckers fucking move a muscle!"