but little did he know that the Russians had planted a bomb nestled between the exquisite

glossy breasts of Ms. March.

Mhich annoyed Wr. Warch to no end. His tequila saturated brain smitching m's and w's lead to...

...his embarrassment when he went into the local CVS and asked for a package of "W&W's."

Suddenly, umop apisdn made much more sense to him.

He retired to the closest sofa, hanging his head over the edge, righting all that mas mrong. Just as he slipped into unconsiousness....

Succubus appeared and fucked him silly.

Sexual healing the last of the booze from his system solved one problem but...

the syphillis was a bitch so he went to the doctor and said

, "I've been with AI's wife can you..."

"help me? They say once you go black you never go back...and I believe it."

"There is an experimental therapy but I'm reluctant to bring it up. It involves a slow incremental transition from righteous black women like Aretha Franklin, through a series of lighter women to Halle Berry, followed by a series of soulful white women like Natalie McMasters, unfortunately to be successful you have to complete the therapy with a souless white devil woman preferably Martha Stuart." Mr March grew pale,...

"Well, I do know Tipper Gore..."

To which the doctor replied, "Jesus Man! I want to help you, not kill you!" So Mr. March oiled up and slid on out the door, only to run into...

...the Rock. Mr. March found himself floating in the English Channel with a dolphin...