A retired faux artist. Now a "gentlemans gentleman" for a couple with five kids, who are both Doctors. One a surgeon, his wife an MD. I hang around their home all day and then in the evening I come back to poverty. Kinda like living a double life.

Stay at home mom, formerly a paraeducator, which is fancy title for a non-teacher who works one on one with special ed kids at school.

I am a glorified babysitter.

I'd like to hear a sample.

Daytime = Family, wholesome, Christian entertainment.

Night = Sticky, dirty, nasty, entertainment.

I'm hoping one day to be the DJ in a strip club. ;)

I am paid to subvert and undermine the hegemony of one-party rule in Communist China, by means of teaching critical thinking to international (mostly Chinese) students who want to attend university here. I spend most of my time trying to beat some grasp of English grammar into them, though. I am also overthrowing several governments in South-east Asia, and starting next week, the Arabian Peninsula.

Career change: Storm clouds gathering; high seas developing; night approaching; the crew, when not threatening mutiny, is violently retching over the side, Should be good times.

Did I mention the pirates?

I'm a General Issue Joe. Sometimes I'm on the working end of the United States Foreign Policy.

Oh you guys actually work? Holy Moly!! lol! :)

what,...like a butler?

I'm a F&I manager at your friendly Nissan Giant.....but I think everyone knows that already.

I really want to be Tony Romo or Jason Witten, though.

Special Educator for really little people whose folks have limited means as well as a husband/dad, owner-builder, keeper of goats, and plant neglector.

Mom.

I forgot to add that it was unpaid volunteer work, but it consumes most of my day.... I'm that sort of a nerd/bossyboots...

Farmer corn/soybeans/mint producer/ [BEEF] club calf -show calf producer/ show dog handler/part time dog breeder. Part time veterinary beef cattle midwife

I did a while back. CF is very good at what she does.