Bullshit. Man wrote the Bible. Not God. Even the 4 main actors most likely did not write those chapters themselves. And then there are the chapters that were left out on purpose.

Jeremiah 13:12-14 (New International Version, ©2011)

Wineskins
12 “Say to them: ‘This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: Every wineskin should be filled with wine.’ And if they say to you, ‘Don’t we know that every wineskin should be filled with wine?’ 13 then tell them, ‘This is what the LORD says: I am going to fill with drunkenness all who live in this land, including the kings who sit on David’s throne, the priests, the prophets and all those living in Jerusalem. 14 I will smash them one against the other, parents and children alike, declares the LORD. I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them.’”

lol @ "cokkamania"

I read that in the New American Bible, whatever that is, they're going to replace the word "booty" with "spoils of war" to avoid snickering. No snickering! :lol:

I hope no cocks wake them up in the morn.

What a dick.

Dude! Open bar! :jig:

God didn't write that either.

You gotta admit, Jewish God was way more of a badass, before He had His mid-life crisis and became such a forgiving and peaceful Dirty Hippie Christian God.

"I will allow no pity or mercy or compassion to keep me from destroying them."

Yeah, I think that was Gaddafi.

If I truly believed in the Jewish God, I'd be frighterned enough to do all that stuff with separate utensils and not flicking switches too. Loki had nothing on him for temper and trickery!

Charlie Sheen.

I agree and I have smart-aliky theories for it which would probably send me to hell.

oh no, I am probably going to hell because I already thought them. :eek:

seriously,

I believe in some sort of god but not religiosity. Not THAT.

yep

'sok, no hell in judaism....

Our first alien overlord (named god) showed the puny humans the full capability of his destructive power. He used his orbiting battlestation (named Heaven) to cause the great flood, destroy Sodom and Gomorah, etc. He like to punk the humans, telling them to paint their lintel with lambs blood, to eat unleavened bread, to not trim the hair on the sides of their heads, to kill their kids, etc. He was a real practical joker, and the aliens got lot's of laughs (and god made a mint from his bookie on the Job wager). A subsequent alien overlord (named Jesus), was much more laid back. He used his awesome alien power to walk on water, heal humans, and raise them from the dead, among other things. Child's play, compared to what his fellow alien overlords did to the Vulcans.

Hey, it's as plausible as most god concepts.

Well, my theories related directly to fobble's comment and were based on modern human psychology and succinct. Imagine that. spex, you made my day.