Hard to play "What's my line?" with a mute.

His boss found this thread and now he has a ton of work to do.

A bunch of system administration

Sumbitches need some administerin' up in heah.

You know this clinches it. System Admins are lazy sumbitches who don't return to a thread even if it's about them.

He's on the corner.

Slangin'.

... still waiting.

Guess my job
 

bulletin board poster baiter, semi-pro division?

More likely he got whacked.

I told you he was a mob guy.

Geez.

Maybe he was struck by lightning?
(Oh, no, wait, that's postillion ...:facepalm: )

He never was real, was he?

Shhh. Don't tell the kids!

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