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Originally Posted by orthodoc (Post 874267)

This should be in the NSFW thread, seriously.

You have a vivid imagination.

It's one of my best traits.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 515118)

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Originally Posted by NoBoxes (Post 515037)

I think this is just lumberjim's way of hinting that he wants a home treadmill for Christmas; but, to dispel the myth that reindeer can land on rooftops without damaging the structures, reindeer actually enter into low level synchronous earth orbit scant few millimeters above the roofs while Santa does his thing. When reindeer deviate from synchronous orbit or effect a change in altitude, they are "flying" irregardless of whatever is moving beneath them.

I'm afraid your argument is invalidated by the use of the term, 'irregardless'

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Originally Posted by NoBoxes (Post 515379)

My favorite definition of the word "irregardless" comes from an old hard-bound Webster's New World Dictionary I have which defines the word as: "a substandard or humorous redundancy for REGARDLESS." [bold type mine] I enjoy using it when writing humorous pieces.

For the entertainment of those who would belittle its use, I submit this article: Off topic: In defense of 'irregardless' ;)

And now, WAIT...FOR... IT...

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 874293)

Irregardless, this thread had been invaluable to me.

Gotcha! :p:

Say what now?

I was just tail posting 2 more words that are used opposite of their !'literal'! definitions.

see? How the hell am I supposed to convey that I actually want to use the word 'literal' in the way that God , little baby Jesus, and Santa Claus intended!?

You leave poop bags hanging on trees and make Baby Jebus and Santa cry.
Literally.

Oh and you piss like a racist.

I am literal disapoint.

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 874380)

maybe he's just being humerus, you know, bone headed.

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Originally Posted by regular.joe (Post 874383)

I am literal disapoint.

You certainly are, Stanley. :p:

This could have gone in the Products I never knew dept. as well.

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