hey wolf, can i have what's left of the mouse after you hit it with theeeeee .40, is it? i could use the remnants for NBN's heater intake on his acura:D

That's a subcompact .45. As far as remnants, I don't think there will be much left, but you're welcome to them, unless slang is gonna tan the hide of Spartacus and the rest of his family and make something out of them.

All of your suggestions are good. Some are also pretty damn funny too. I dont think I'm going to euthanize him right away. Unless he pisses me off in some way, then hes a gonner.

My preferred method of disposal will be by gassing via propane gas. He'll go softly to sleep....and wake up dead. No pain or anxiety, no muss, no fuss. It has a certain Nazilike flavor to it but I really think it'd be the best method since I cant give him a lethal injection.

Spartacus is resting quietly in the bottom of my garbage can right now and he may just stay there enjoying "3 hots and a cot". The next stage is to see how many others there are and maybe catching them too. There's plenty of room at the bottom of the can for a coupla mice.

I can hear him right now munching on some Doritos I left for him.

He's got food and water.....and some furniture down there. He might actually like it there.

As soon as reasonably possible, he'll have cellar access with his own login.

I lowered the cam into the can for this close up ( do I have time on my fucking hands er what )

He's much cuter now that he's not sticky with chocolate milk remains.

You understand that its cruel and unusual if he doesn't have cable in that lock-up.

He doesn't have cable for himself. :eek:

If Spartacus wanted cable he could have gone next door or downstairs.

The trash can looks like it's plastic. Unless it's really thick, I would expect a breakout at any time. Mice are really good chewers.

Aside from fears of mice carrying fleas which have PLAGUE, you could keep him for his natural lifespan of about two years and let him die a natural death.

Or how about a nice drive to the country and a quick toss of mousie out window into a field.

I still think you're missing an opportunity to add another page to the ever-growing repository of valuable pseudo-science on the Internet if you don't launch him.

Blackpowder can be used as a propellant ...

Nah, wolf is right the slow daily death of shift work with NEPA woodchucks will teach Spartacus the true cost his free loading lifestyle.

Just take him and let him out somewhere in a field somewhere...

I know it's not as satisfying, but... at least then he'll make a good meal for some fox or farm cat... ;)

Damn straight. My dad had one get caught in a fiberglass tank and chewed it's way out through a half inch thick wall.:eek:

I'm hearing him crunch a Dorito right now. He asked me for it.
At this point I think hes enjoying himself.

I made a little house for him after seeing him shiver. Christ, I've turned into a liberal Democrat!

Whatever you do, don't offer him universal healthcare.

(oh my gods. I am quite concerned. Could someone please run up and check on him? It's the cold. It has to be the cold.)