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xoxoxoBruce 06-15-2004 03:41 PM

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my penis is like radar
Your penis is a libertarian?:haha:

warch 06-15-2004 03:51 PM

Gulp. Ok. Note I am sexually peaking and working on a huge college campus. Given no restrictions or barriers of any kind....77.99% :)

lumberjim 06-15-2004 03:52 PM

did you say peaking or PEEKING?

jaguar 06-15-2004 04:02 PM

Sounds like a fair bit of both.

Carbonated_Brains 06-15-2004 04:05 PM

I am contractually oblidged to take the number of girlfriend's I have (1) and divide by the number of people I see in a day, to get a final percentage.

This contract was coincidentally authored by the girlfriend mentioned prior.

I expect my answer is in the realm of 0.0016%.

jaguar 06-15-2004 04:07 PM

She has your balls by such a grip as to watch your cellar postings?
Christ I'd never let an SO near this place.

elSicomoro 06-15-2004 04:16 PM

I hope Rho sees this thread. :cool:

Clodfobble 06-15-2004 04:29 PM

Now wait a second, are we talking a percentage of all people you see or members of the gender you prefer you see?

Undertoad 06-15-2004 04:45 PM

Percentage of the members of the gender you prefer.

richlevy 06-15-2004 06:02 PM

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Originally posted by Clodfobble
ok. let's hear it. braces? hunchbacks? stereotypical compugeeks? disfiguring acne? chubby chaser? biker? what?

Skinny computer dorks with glasses. :) That type that Catwoman mentioned? Yeah, they make me want to gag. She can have 'em.


Well, as you can see from my picture, I am NOT a skinny computer geek with glasses. I am so not skinny that I must be your ideal. I'll go talk to my wife and you can let me know when we can hook up.:D

Beestie 06-15-2004 06:12 PM

Originally posted by smoothmoniker
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In all fairness, I do live in Hollywood.

65%

Originally posted by smoothmoniker
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Again, I live in Hollywood, so 90%

The downside is they're all guys.

These two stats, taken together, ... not that there's anything wrong with that :)

Speaking for myself, working in financial services, 7% on a good day.

plthijinx 06-15-2004 08:41 PM

i'd say about 75%, then again, i'm just a horny MF!!:D

wolf 06-15-2004 09:59 PM

About 5-10%. Mostly cops.

I see a lot of varieties of people in the course of my daily business. I do not consider any of them fuckable.

Well ... there may have been one patient in 12 years that I looked at and thought, "You know, if he wasn't as crazy as a shithouse rat, I might consider it."

So what if my interview went a little long. Didn't mean nothin' ...

Catwoman 06-16-2004 05:17 AM

rich was that directed at me or clodf? I certainly don't go for skinny types, like a bit of bulk ;)

Katkeeper 06-16-2004 06:48 AM

Let's see...

I live with 2 cats. I work alone. So zero. Except for the guy at the newstand who is beginning to look prety good.


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