You would have been proud, lj. Last night I shouted "cock" in response to something going wrong.

Startled my cow orkers.

Then the guy started saying "titties" over and over and giggling maniacally.

Was "the guy" a cow orker or a guest?

No, he's in charge.

Cow orker. I don't actually recall any of the actual maniacs giggling maniacally.

::wipes a little tear away::

About a thousand years ago, I worked at a Sonic Drive-In restaurant.
Anytime every single drive-in slot had an order working, upon getting the next order, (@ the walk-up window), the manager (or someone else) would announce loudly and official-sounding "We Have Shaft." Or "Here Comes The Shaft". And everyone (all together) would moan/groan/make some kind of noise like you were getting something very large shoved somewhere very dark. It actually took some of the shaft out of getting the shaft.

At the end of the order confirmation we would frequently sign off with "Fuck you for choosing Sonic".

Seriously? that is pretty funny.

I'm about to do a deal for a customer (60yr old lady) that is buying a chocolate brown Cube. I'm going to ask her if she likes it in the brown. that never stops being funny.

They LOVED it in the brown

It's the simple pleasures in life.

yes, it sure fucking is.

that's kind of my specialty. the simple things.

A *cube* in the brown sounds mighty painful

This car has tilt wheel. More headroom.

I'm a little squicked out wondering from which eye the little tear originated, given the subject at hand.