Case, you're back.

How are you doin'?

I am doing well! Thank you.

8 months later... now that we are, to my surprise, #4 in Google for the phrase "erect nipples"... glatt, your comment has become all too wise. I wish I was that smart.

This thread is the most looked-at thread on the Cellar, because its archive page gets 2500 hits per day.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

In John Brunner's "Stand on Zanzibar", one of the characters sells an invention called "Nipicaps", which are prosthetic nipple covers that can be erected on command by the wearer.

Sweedak!

They may be coming here for all the wrong reasons, but I think it's actually a pretty good thread. We had some good discussion on this topic.

And I have to admit, my heart did a little flutter and I thought "Oh, what's this?" when I saw the title of this thread just now. I didn't remember it at first. It's a good lure.

Maybe it's time for a new tag line.

"Come for the erect nipples.... stay for the whale penis."

That is some funny shit

Darn, this has to be one of the few threads without pictures.:D

SFW? Beats me. But she's fully clothed. Found on Flickr in ten seconds.

http://static.flickr.com/52/145161133_f4fd26928c.jpg

And yet she looks pissed. Must be a lust-hate relationship.

She does? Oh yeah, she's got a face too. :blush:

What was your original query?
+"peanut smuggler" +sfw +"not amused"

Key ring holder!!!
or " careful with those , you could poke some one's eye out !!!"

Once more for those who may have missed it:

Why do men have trouble making eye contact?

Because breasts don't have eyes.

Maybe she just didn't appreciate having her picture taken at that particular moment.