I am so impressed how your IQ seems to rise on certain occasions and then sink just above moron to annoy at other times. The use of a semi colon in this post is quite impressive. :eyebrow:

Her command of the English language wavers too. ;)

Like jim, I cannot wait to find out who is playing the part of "pam."

I do not grow oranges. I eat them though. I love orange ice cream.

Thank you for the attention.

Satisfied,

Stormie

i lolled

Dear Stormie,

Oranges are not the only fruit

sincerely
lebanese lola

Here is where the Texas is:

There is not 'part' to play, it is only me. I received much negative posts about my English langage skills. So, when my assistent is here, she will read my post before I send it on board. This way it is proper. However, she can not always be here with me.

Hope that clear things up.

Thank you for your understanding,
Pam.

For hearing....deafness. The assistant umm...


....nevermind.

Her assistent helps her hear things.
Oops, Stormie got there first. But with the wrong spelling.

Ass is tent?

(Sormie...hehehheeee)

Pam is very poor and all alone - but she has an assistant. And wine or vodka and happy pills. And the interwebz.

See? Pam is not as dumb as you think!

She may get very angry and wish to speak with Mr. Undertoad, but she is poor and alone and deaf so, please, cry for Pam.

Cry.

Ya got me IM. Now corrected. Ridiculous.
(I mean me)

Bri I am actually really impressed that poor foreign deaf girls can come to the US, be unemployed, have personal assistents and the interwebs and locks on their doors and alcofrolics and everything.

Please clear our your spare room, I expect to arrive next week.

Oh, shoot - forgot I have a job I adore now.
Okay, expect me first week in August.
But I expect all of the above AND that we meet Monster & IM and go to that big theme park somewhere in Ohio.
That can't be too much to ask. Monnie can even bring Pam.

Yours jaw droppingly
Sundae
xxx

:: cries and cries ::

There's your problem. The copy-rite requires two goats. You probably cheaped it out and tried to substitute pigeons.

Best Witches,

WOLF

You can come too, jim.

We'll all ride the Vortex with our assistenators.

Where the hell did you get that picture of me? Remove it immediately!! Or I'll leave and never come back!!


Offended and unable to spell,

Stormie

'Monnie can ever bring Pam???' Where is it that we are travling to?? I do not think I can come. I rarely leave NY. And I do not wish to travl much at all. But it is a nice thought. Thank you!

Pam.

Haile Selassie!
But if Jim's coming too I'd prefer a woodie.

Oh, didn't you know?

That's part of our Mission Statement. Goes like this:

"We, the People, in order to form a more perfect union, are recruiting the unemployed deaf to come to the U.S. We provide room, board, computer, net, personal assistant, vodka and/or wine, "happy pills," personal hygeine products (hope Aveda is ok?) and abusive ex (gives you something to rant about). Also - please feel free to critique American women, our national roads and bridges system AND our utter lack of empathy. Remember! You must be deaf! But not completely deaf. Near-deaf is ok, too.

Mission Statement. :lol2:

I was going to ask (it came to me as I was getting ready for work): pam, how do you afford deodorant and soap and toothpaste and all those millions of things that people need that cost money?

parents

I am deeply hurt. and I mean that. But, I will not fall for your trick about me. You and others are waiting for me to get mad and upset. This time i chosen to 'turn the tables' (American expression I learned from TV) and not get emotional. And no, I will not complain to Mr. undertoad.

go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...
Pam.

I was hoping she was an orphan.

Bet she smokes too [/marichiko]

Are they adopting? 'Cause, no one will help me. :yelsick:

did someobody say something?

...and is covered in tattoos.

Never once did I call you 'deaf girl' -

Bye the bye - I know ASL!

ASL? 22, female, Queens

I LOVE Doug and Carrie Heffernan! Do you know them? [/naiveOHIOgirl]

I am glad you know ASL. It is not that hard. You wrote that speech about me a few posts above. That is not very nice. Why did you do as such?? And you also say I will complain to Mr. toad. I will not do that...

someday i will be famous. you just wait and see!

Pam.

I can sign to all the Britney Spears hits!

How many assistants will you have then?

ah, Pammy. Imma just messin' witchoo. :D

don't get all huffy.

I'm getting training in BSL.
The older males in my family are mostly deaf.
I have hearing difficulties.

Calling you deaf girl is a statement of fact.
And a hope that you will be offended enough to take your faux-misery-peddling somewhere else, given that it worked on another forum.

I can call you a stupid jizz-bucket if you prefer?

I saw a video of you, Bri....

BSL employs both hands for the alphabet. ASL we just use the one so the other hand is free to...well, you know.

How do you know what happened on that forum??? This is a bit scary for me that you are aware of that. i know how it 'worked' as you state. i guess people like watching others less fortuante.

Is that really the song? :confused:

In ASL? yep.

Ouch! Fuck you appears to be very similar to Please and Thank You in BSL!
(disclaimer - many signs are similar and are identified by context in the same way as homonyms)

I love this, although it's mime rather than sign:

I wish someone would help me. I don't understand. What IS that song and are those really the lyrics? I am so confused. I've heard the song but I didn't know it said "fuck you." I'm very disappointed in some of you.

Disappointed in some of you,

Infi

Dear Sirs,
Too many people are posting to this thread. I fear Mr. Undertoad will not know where to send his $40 Indian.
concerned,
Oaty McGriff esq.

You did not answer my question. and it is making me stressful. how do you know about that other site????

PLEASE TELL ME,...
Pam.

This is the best signed song evah -look at the speed of that finger-spelling!

Oh, SG, the ONLY reason I changed my sig. line from your eloquent words on being a Potato Wife to Bowl till you Bleed is because I am, currently, hopelessly in love with Dexter (the serial killer on Showtime) IN DEEP, true LOVE with him.

I did copy your words down in my notebook for posterity though. They were wonderfull words. :D

We are not as dumb as you think.

cellar.

I, too, am very upset. :blunt:

Upset,

Infi

How did you find me??? i think you were there too!!

Pam.

here ya go infi

And you were there, and you, and you [/Dorothy]

I am omnipresent.

love,
god

thanks monster.

They must change the word on the radio.

I do like the song! :)

edit: that girl doing the ASL to it is darling!

No, Dorothy was not on that site. She told me not to go on there. I did not listen to her. Peeople found out my identity on that site, as well as my family... that is why i am now unemployed. that site destroyed my life ...

Pam.

Go on.

And now............it's Friday..... it's five o'clock..... and it's time for your favorite family quiz show .....theeeeeee BLAME GAME.

Top seven answers on the board. We asked 100 losers to name something that destroyed their life......

BZZZT

*ding*

Methamphetamines!

(45 people answered 'methamphetamines'. Meth is our top answer. )

We'll play, Richard.

I have major finger envy of anyone who signs. I can manage basic phrases now, but am constantly bugging the more able teachers/ LTAs for words I commonly use.
I love ther fact that (in BSL) Mrs O is so easy. As we're dealing with 4-5 year olds it's completely acceptable just to use the first letter of your surname.

Glad you recognise this. Even if I am relieved not to face my own self deprecation every day.

I'm not usually worried about people less fortuante. But I do check forums for people I think are being false. And that's how I came across you. I hope you realise that people here check up pon what you have said on other forums. You can change your email address but your can't change your IP. I've been trackibng you. You might want to start telling the truth.

It was so horrible. I trusted people with information. I answered some private messages on that site. I was too trusting. And then people began to think I did not exist. they think i was a 'created' person that was not real. It ended horribl.

Pam.

I'm so sorry we doubted you pam. I think I can help. What is your bank account number?

I go to the check cashing place accross the street when my dad sends money. I do not have a checking account.

Pam.