I haven't ever yanked on a yellow yabbo in Ypres while playing Yahtzee.

and Z

I havent ever Zapped anyone with an electric cord......

A

I haven't ever Apprehended An Asshole in Arizona

BBB

I haven't ever bothered to buck a trend in Buckinghamshire.

CCC

I haven't ever Cuddled with a Cougar

DDD

I havent ever Dodged across Denver Colorado in my Undies....

E

I haven't ever Eaten Edam in Elizabethtown

FFF

I haven't ever Fucked a Floozy From Fresno

GGG

I havent ever Gotton Greedy in Georgia

H

I haven't ever Humped a Harpie in Harrisburg

III

I (<--see what I did there?:D) haven't ever impressed an inked up Illini in Illinois.

J

I haven't ever Jumped a Jill in Jamaica

KKK

I haven't ever kneaded Kim Kardashian's knockers.


LLLL

I haven't ever Licked a Lilith

MMM

I haven't ever milked a milk maid in Massapequa.

N

I haven't ever Nailed a Nancy in Nevada

OOO

I haven't ever ousted an outed office-worker on Okinawa.

P

I havent ever Pissed on a cops car.. (Ah man!!)

Q

I haven't ever Quit Quietly and Quickly

RRR

I haven't ever really roamed recklessly through the Rockies.

SSSS

I haven't ever had a stockpile of propper size slippers slip my mind after buying a shit ton on sale.

TTTTTT

I havent ever tackled a policeman.....

U

Actually, they start back at the top...

I havent ever undermined someone who works for the mob.. (Wouldnt be good I dont think)

V

I haven't ever vouched for a vegan in Vladivostok.

W

I havent ever Waited 2 hours to make a phone call @ a pay phone......

X/Y

I haven't ever X-Rayed a Xylophone in an X-Box

ZZZ

WAKE UP!!!

I haven't ever never been caught Zelling a Zebra in a Zoo

AAA

I havent ever Asked a 2yo for directions to california..

B

I haven't ever Buttfucked a Beaver in Buffalo


CCC

I haven't ever cunt-punted a county constable in Columbia.

DDD

I haven't ever Dumped a Dakota in Dusseldorf

EEE

I havent ever Eatan a Pencil

F

I haven't ever Freaked out in Franklin KY

GGG

I have!!!

I haven't ever gaped at a goose's gap on Green Island.

H

I haven't ever Helped in Hell's Kitchen

III

I havent ever invited a Hooker to dinner......

J

I haven't ever jabbed a juvenile jaguar with a javelin in Jalisco.

K

I haven't ever Kicked a Kavileer in the Kunt in Kentucky

LLL

I havent ever Licked a prostatute..

M

I haven't ever Married a Marilyn in Maryland

NNN

I haven't ever nad-kicked a newb in Nevada.

M

I havent ever made love to a 90 year old......

N

Well...... That Depends...

I haven't ever Nicked a Nickleback album in Nambia

OOO

I haven't ever ogled an ostrogoth in Ottawa.

P

I haven't ever Pissed in a Planter, Planted with Petunias in Poughkeepsie

QQQ

I haven't ever quoted Quantrill in a quonset hut. Not in a quintillion years...

I haven't ever Read a Racing Form in Reading

SSS

I havent ever Sang the alphabet backwards to a random # I dialed on the telly.....

T

I haven't ever Tangoed with a Theresa in Tulsa

UUU

I havent ever uninvited someone to a party.....

V

I haven't ever Victualed with Veronica in Victoria

WWW

I haven't ever watched a wanker wank in Weekapaug.

I havent ever Xamined a microphone

Y

I haven't ever Yanked a Yankovitch in Yerrington

ZZZ

I haven't ever zig-zagged on a ziggurat with a Zambian in Zaire.

I haven't ever preformed Analingus on Anabel in Abilene

BBB

I havent ever Borrowed a Doll from anyone..... (Or would I ever :D)

C