The Cellar

The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)
-   Sports (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=24)
-   -   The Dallas Cowboys Update Thread (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=6414)

Undertoad 09-20-2009 10:30 PM

Did He have a say in the 29-yard field goal miss?

lumberjim 09-20-2009 10:33 PM

pah

Undertoad 09-20-2009 10:47 PM

Although I will say this, if God made Romo, then God made Romo suck.

Griff 09-21-2009 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 596060)

sometimes, when a ball bounces off the foot of your receiver, and snuggles itself into the open hand of the defender...and then that kind of juggling catch crap in the end zone happens..... you're just like....dude.... what the everliving fuck.

Your pain is lyrical.

classicman 09-21-2009 09:24 AM

33-31 not the way to open up the new stadium ... meh - its only one game against a divisional rival with playoff implications... They'll be fine. At lest they looked better in their loss than, say the Eagles. Then again they looked better than the Redskins in their win too.

lumberjim 09-21-2009 09:36 AM

I thought they looked better than the Giants.....but you cannot give it away like that and expect to win a game.

classicman 09-21-2009 10:14 AM

yup - and a loss is a loss, is a loss. I have little hope for my team this year - best I can do is root against yours :rolleyes:

lumberjim 09-28-2009 10:33 PM

an ugly win this week....but the W will look like all the rest at the end of the season.

.....when we're in the playoffs.

Griff 09-29-2009 05:26 AM

Gah! My Steelers are looking like they'll be staying home.

lumberjim 10-04-2009 09:19 PM

It pains me to say it, but Romo blew this one. If they had just stuck with the run in the 2nd half......

lumberjim 10-11-2009 08:49 PM

FUNNY SHIT LEFT IN CHAT:
Quote:


ElHousewife joins My room 12/10/2009 00:58:24 ‹ElHousewife› Is JIM apoplectic yet?
12/10/2009 01:01:04 ‹ElHousewife› Chiefs D is looking good.
12/10/2009 01:47:43 * ElHousewife quit (timeout)
12/10/2009 03:08:21 * ElChiefsSuck joins My room
12/10/2009 03:08:44 ‹ElChiefsSuck› Chiefs suck big dick. That is all. We now return you to your regular Cowboy drumbeating.
12/10/2009 03:13:53 * ElChiefsSuck quit (timeout)

bluecuracao 10-11-2009 11:38 PM

O Miles Austin...don't really know you yet, but I'm loving you already :blush:

Cowboys D still is sucking big time

W.HI.P 10-22-2009 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluecuracao (Post 600467)

Cowboys D still is sucking big time

it couldn't be worse.
actually, it will be worse after they face ryan and turner this weekend.
its sad.

lumberjim 10-23-2009 08:24 PM

tune to the NFL network.

they are replaying the game where Emmit took the rushing total record. ....at least thats what i recall them saying.....


cowboys v falcons

lumberjim 10-23-2009 08:28 PM

wow...i must have mis heard. Deon Sanders is still on the Falcons..and Steve Beurline is the QB....

this is an early game in the cowboys dynasty of the 90s

lumberjim 10-23-2009 08:36 PM

must be 1991 game 16 when emmit took the rushing title.

Week 17
Dec 22 W 31-27 vs Atlanta Falcons

bluecuracao 10-25-2009 06:02 PM

Miles Austin is the man--I hope they keep him on.

lumberjim 10-25-2009 09:59 PM

He took Crayton's starting slot. He's the real deal. I think they should dump Roy Williams off for a coupe draft picks, and put Miles and Pat Crayton in a s starters. I'd like to see them grab a guy like DeShawn Jackson from the Iggles or Percy Harvin from the Vikings to work the slot. Imagine....Barber and Felix in the backfield.....Witten at tight end.... Austin, Crayton and Jackson as Wide outs.....Romo slinging the piggie.....all we're missing is a marquis fullback.....


it's really not that far fetched, fletch.

W.HI.P 11-02-2009 03:41 AM

lj, i got a little wager for you next weeks clash between out teams.
phillie vs broke back mountain boys.
no money, but high stakes
you up for it :question:

lumberjim 11-02-2009 10:14 AM

WHAT high stakes?

W.HI.P 11-02-2009 11:02 AM

if the eagles win, you can't post in the sports section of the cellar, until this seasons nfl play-offs.
if the cowboys win, i don't get to post in the sports section of the cellar, until this seasons nfl play-offs.
what say you dear mam?

lumberjim 11-02-2009 11:12 AM

won't work. I have the football pool to do. Also, if you're not posting your betting tips, I can't mock you when you're wrong. sounds like a lose-lose for me.

what else ya got?

W.HI.P 11-02-2009 11:24 AM

you can start mocking me when the balance of my thread is in the negative.
it'll take a couple years, but it may take place.
if you recall 2 seasons ago, around this time, i was about 28 grand in the hole...it ended being my most profitable nfl season of all time.
so don't be holding your breath there.
if there's been anything between us, its been about your silly cowboys.
if you back track, you'll see that you're the one that got mocked there.
i was just trying be nice to you, informing you how shitty how team was....and well, they proved me right now didn't they?

so what about this clash of ours?
you wanna wager or what?
you got any ideas?

Shawnee123 11-02-2009 11:26 AM

I got an idea

STFU

:bolt:

W.HI.P 11-02-2009 11:33 AM

you gotta be polite about that shit.
its pls stfu k thx btch

Shawnee123 11-02-2009 11:37 AM

Oh sorry. :blush:

Hey, you know those guys who talk about all the sex they're having, yet there's no evidence that they even know any women? We all know that guy isn't having sex, don't we?

Well, given your stats here, I think you might be the same guy, only the sex is the piles of money you're making.

Just sayin'

W.HI.P 11-02-2009 12:08 PM

instead of assuming, why don't you just back track, put a buck on each bet, put 10 on each long term bet, and you'll get a net.
if that net is minus, you can add a couple zero's on it, and you'll have the amount that i've lost.
if it comes up positive, well than you can add a couple zero's on it, and you'll find my actual net over the past 3 years.
till then, zip it

lumberjim 11-02-2009 12:10 PM

I bet you're not getting any sex either

Shawnee123 11-02-2009 12:11 PM

No, you show me that work...spell it out here for us, will you? I have a couple jobs which preclude an in-depth study into the genius that is WHIP. You seem to have it all right in front of you: I'm not doing the work. All I have to do is say "I don't believe you." And I don't. You can SAY it all you want. Prove it. The burden of proof is on you, my friend.

Until then, zip it.

ps You have, time after time, told others to go back to the beginning of time and figure out how much you've made/lost. Why, if you're so sure, don't you actually show us? Post by post. Shouldn't be a problem. It IS your job, after all.

Until then, zip it, you liar. Yep, I said it. L-I-A-R!

Shawnee123 11-02-2009 12:15 PM

Shit, now I'll probably have a hit put out on me or something. Rats.

monster 11-02-2009 12:18 PM

yebbut, look who'll be planning it, you'll be safe

monster 11-02-2009 12:21 PM


Shawnee123 11-02-2009 12:45 PM

Heeheeheee

:)

lumberjim 11-08-2009 08:40 PM

cowboys v eagles.....
started out looking like dallas was gonna kick them around all night....but just now i'm getting worried....

eagles are moving the ball......

classicman 11-09-2009 09:38 AM

no worries - you can come out no and crow - - - the boys won as I knew they would. An experienced Eagles fan can feel games like this.

TonyRomo 11-09-2009 07:40 PM

The chick I'm banging now makes Jessica Simpson look like Ed Asner. count on it. and she's NOT famous.

xoxoxoBruce 11-11-2009 03:03 PM

She will be when you dump her, and she sues you.:p

lumberjim 12-19-2009 07:43 PM

I like what I see so far. The boys look rather sharp tonight.

lumberjim 12-19-2009 09:24 PM

24-3 wahoo!

lumberjim 12-19-2009 10:38 PM

24 17 FINAL


F
I
N
A
L


the saints are no longer undefeated.

hah!

classicman 12-20-2009 08:17 AM

whining/The Saints looked like crap - it was a gift/birdsfan

Honestly the boys took the saints off-guard and kept them off balance the entire time. They looked pretty good.

lumberjim 12-27-2009 10:05 PM

Hellllllllllllllo playoffs.

i know it's not official yet...but at 17-0 half way thru the 4th...I'm calling this a victory.

This means that next week's game vs the h8ted Iggles will determine the NFC East Champ.

I knew it would be a meaningful game. They say Westbrook will be back for it. I hate that little prick. He took a knee on the goal line 2 years ago ( as I was trimming my christmas tree.....ruining my entire day, and making my children cry) and effectively eliminated the cowboys from the playoffs. I will never forgive him. It was a brilliant, unbelievable heads up play....and unless he signs with Us....I wish ASS CANCER upon him and his entire extended Family.

ANYWAY.

playoffs. Whip! tell me again how bad this cowboys defence is again?

ya mook

lumberjim 12-27-2009 10:28 PM

SHUT OUT!!!!

17-0 COWBOYS!!!!

bluecuracao 12-28-2009 12:40 AM

I am not surprised at all...Redskins looked all depressed right after the first touchdown.

However, Westbrook is awesome, and the Eagles WILL kick lotso Cowass!

W.HI.P 12-28-2009 01:47 PM

lj, when i say the things i do, i don't say them because i'm a fan of one team, and dislike another.
its about reality.
now let me offer you a little reality check.
first of all, you we're playing against against a redskins team, which has invested all of their draft picks of value, in their defence.... they've been doing this for quite some time..
and they've had some amazing picks.
to achieve this, they've neglected their attack, which was based on clinton portis.....................
Quote:

the redskins need to replace clinton portis, and they're aiming very very high in the draft.
they're looking to pick up stanford's running back Toby Gerhart, who is a very powerful runner, with endless stamina.... but they're gonna need to draft pretty high to get him, making them desperate to lose against your cowboys.

let me give you some more reality about your cowboys.

your dallas cowboys are superior to the vikings, the saints, and arizona.

my money, despite being a hard-core eagles fan, will be on the dallas cowboys this weekend.

for my friend, who might be asking wtf i'm talking about...
remember before the season, when we talked about this cowboys stadium? ...this game is what its all about....free money dude


so lj, be happy while it lasts, cause the cowboys will be humiliated at a later date.

lumberjim 01-14-2010 11:49 PM

http://www.nfl.com/videos/dallas-cow...ikings-preview

classicman 01-17-2010 04:10 PM

. . . bummer - sorry Jim.
Maybe next year.

lumberjim 01-17-2010 06:24 PM

oh, the pain

jinx 01-17-2010 06:26 PM

God damn whip jinxed ya.

lumberjim 01-17-2010 07:09 PM

totally.

the Viking's Defense was ferocious. Romo was rattled after about half way through the 2nd quarter, and never once took a shot down field. He was too busy running for his life.


Hats off to the Vikes D...the players and the play caller.... they won this game. excellent job attacking and upsetting the Cowboys' rhythm, and great tackling by all positions.

Shawnee123 01-17-2010 07:19 PM

Was hopin' for the cowboys myself. Oh well...

lumberjim 04-23-2010 08:12 PM

the new # 88



Dez Bryant

monster 10-02-2011 04:09 PM

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!1!1!11!1!11!1!11!!

:D


http://www.mlive.com/lions/index.ssf...rom_24-po.html

jimhelm 10-02-2011 04:12 PM

Heyfuckyou

monster 10-02-2011 04:31 PM

:D :D :D :D :D :D

J.D.DIAMOND 10-22-2011 06:23 PM

Didn't want to create another thread so this doesn't have anything to do with the Cowboys so I apologize...

However I'm courious to hear from forum member "W.H.I.P." about the Green Bay Packers this season.....

W.H.I.P. do you think that the Packers can go undefeated this year? Is there any team that can possibly "beat" them?

classicman 10-23-2011 04:38 PM

I initially thought "They'll lose a game" Then I looked at their schedule.
Wow what a joke. Barring any major injuries, they could and probably should run the table.

W.HI.P 10-25-2011 01:44 AM

The Dallas Cowboys are finally worthy of me mentioning them.
I've been an Eagles fan for the past 34 years, so it hurts me to say this.
The Cowboys are gonna win the NFC East.
They're gonna do it very easily, as there is no true competition.
My Eagles are well under par. (Said that prior to the season starting)
The Giants Defense is so weak, it doesn't matter how good Eli can be, the Giants are gonna lose!
The Redskins Defense is truly elite, but the attack is so weak, they are not worthy of mentioning.

The Dallas Cowboys on the other hand, have a good Defense, and a very good passing game.

Dez Bryant was a HUGE pick-up.
Austin is reliable, and Witten is about as good as a tight end can get.
So yeah, Tony's got some amazing weapons.
As long as he gets to keep them, it won't really matter how many times he screws up, the Cowboys are gonna win.

LJ, I told you i'd be the first to tell you when your team is good, so here i am!

W.HI.P 10-25-2011 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.D.DIAMOND (Post 766129)
Didn't want to create another thread so this doesn't have anything to do with the Cowboys so I apologize...

However I'm courious to hear from forum member "W.H.I.P." about the Green Bay Packers this season.....

W.H.I.P. do you think that the Packers can go undefeated this year? Is there any team that can possibly "beat" them?

The Packers aren't winning the Superbowl this season.
It doesn't matter how many wins they get during the regular season.
This is sport is run by gambling money.
Impression ALWAYS misguides the money.
Never buy what they're selling.

If I had to chose 1 team to win the Superbowl this year, it would have to be the Houston Texans.

As a gambling man, i like to take some long shots, so i don't just have to bet on the Texans.
I can cover with some wild card potential teams at huge prices.

I can tell you where my money is not:
Green bay Packers
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
San Diego Chargers


These are the teams that are being sold, and therefore, have no chance at winning the Superbowl.

jimhelm 10-25-2011 06:32 AM

it is good to see some things don't change


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:24 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.