The Cellar

The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)
-   Quality Images and Videos (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=22)
-   -   The WTF NSFW thread (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=10047)

Crimson Ghost 10-22-2009 01:41 AM

I see Amy Winehouse's rehab is progressing along in the usual predictable fashion....

ZenGum 10-23-2009 07:40 PM

1 Attachment(s)
With meme-density approaching dangerous levels, we bring you a WTF NSFW LOLCAT.
Attachment 25164

TheMercenary 10-23-2009 07:52 PM

Tits and pussy. What more could a man ask for. A complete women right there.

SteveDallas 10-23-2009 08:43 PM

Point of order... it's not a LOLcat without a caption.

Nirvana 10-23-2009 09:54 PM

Fixed it for ya!
 
1 Attachment(s)
*

richlevy 10-23-2009 10:19 PM

Man I hope that cat has been declawed:eek:.


Here's an interesting funny video http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1227688381161

lumberjim 10-24-2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Janine said “I wanted the breastfeeding experience and Flash could give it to me, whereas my own baby couldn’t”.
She said sometimes the cat’s tongue felt rough and she could feel his teeth scraping but it never broke her skin.
Although once it did bite her breast when it was startled by a loud noise!
She has kept this private experience quiet and hasn’t told her friends and family about her twice daily habit, for fear of them not understanding.
However, Janine says that breastfeeding Flash is just “fantastic!”
http://newsfeaturestoday.today.com/f...r_magazine.jpg
QUIETLY ON THE INTERNET. SHHHH!

richlevy 10-24-2009 03:53 PM

From Russia with love.


Playboy Playmates 1953-2008

http://igorkazakov.ru/playboy/

Crimson Ghost 10-24-2009 09:59 PM

rich, I thank you.

Pie 10-24-2009 10:04 PM

2 Attachment(s)
Rich, I sent it on to my husband (since I assumed he'd get more out of it than I would) -- here's what he sent back:
Quote:

Hey thanks!
Check this link out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna_Sjooblom
Apparently she was famous beyond the readership of Playboy:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Her photo (known as Lenna) is often used in the field of digital image processing. She was a guest at the 50th annual Conference of the Society for Imaging Science and Technology in 1997 where she was busy signing autographs, posing for pictures, and giving a presentation about herself.

Here's what she looked like, then and now:

lumberjim 10-24-2009 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 603063)
From Russia with love.


Playboy Playmates 1953-2008

http://igorkazakov.ru/playboy/

undoubtedly the best post you've ever made, sir. If you ever wanted to quit while you were ahead....this is your moment.

Cloud 10-24-2009 11:13 PM

interesting to see much less hair down below in the current lovelies

Undertoad 10-25-2009 06:48 AM

1995 seems to be the first year for more than just light trimming

capnhowdy 10-25-2009 07:57 AM

nice

richlevy 10-25-2009 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie (Post 603120)
Rich, I sent it on to my husband (since I assumed he'd get more out of it than I would) -- here's what he sent back:
Apparently she was famous beyond the readership of Playboy:

Here's what she looked like, then and now:

I remember that. In fact, I'm pretty sure there was a copyright dispute/crackdown over that photo.

BTW, enjoy the site until the copyright ninjas descend and destroy the server in a scene reminiscent of the final frames of a James Bond movie.

Quote:

M: 007, we're sending you to Russia again.
Bond: Some crackpot intent on world domination again, sir?
M: Not exactly........
I was also concerned about viruses, but didn't get a peep from my firewall monitor.

Nirvana 10-25-2009 10:38 AM

Where is 2009 and Marge Simpson? :eyebrow:

lumberjim 10-25-2009 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 603188)
Where is 2009 and Marge Simpson? :eyebrow:

wow. you forget how many sick fuckers are out there. and then you google 'naked marge simpson' with safe search turned off.

and then you remember.

richlevy 10-25-2009 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 603193)
wow. you forget how many sick fuckers are out there. and then you google 'naked marge simpson' with safe search turned off.

and then you remember.

We can only try...

Personally, I'm more of a Betty Rubble fan.

BTW, if you wanted disturbing.....Sexy Fairy Tales

Nirvana 10-25-2009 04:18 PM

http://www.playboy.com/articles/marg...ial/index.html

Marge is the centerfold this month ;)

capnhowdy 10-26-2009 06:14 AM

RE: Marge

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Nirvana 10-26-2009 02:15 PM

1 Attachment(s)
This is a dog toy...:blush:

classicman 10-26-2009 02:55 PM

Why can't the pretty girls play with it too?? WTH?:rolleyes:

Crimson Ghost 10-28-2009 03:50 AM

'Cause pretty girls get ones that'll buy them things....

Spexxvet 10-28-2009 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 603063)
From Russia with love.


Playboy Playmates 1953-2008

http://igorkazakov.ru/playboy/

Thanks for the mammeries memmories. I'm surprised at how many I remember. The early ones are much more sexy to me, and have more attractive breastesses. :yum:

xoxoxoBruce 10-28-2009 09:50 AM

I agree, they didn't look like two softballs glued on.

Tawny 10-28-2009 02:11 PM

Yeah, but the older ones need deforestation.

Neanderthal Beavers.

richlevy 10-28-2009 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tawny (Post 603953)
Yeah, but the older ones need deforestation.

Neanderthal Beavers.

It's a good thing I've got my trusty weedwhacker:D.

impress 10-29-2009 01:26 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Attachment 25229

lumberjim 10-29-2009 05:52 PM

you americans have very large penis.

Tawny 10-29-2009 05:59 PM

It's all frank and no beans.

ZenGum 10-30-2009 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tawny (Post 604363)
It's all frank and no beans.

Well beans don't grow in the shade.

xoxoxoBruce 10-30-2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 604362)
you americans have very large penis.

Looks African, to me. :rolleyes:

richlevy 10-31-2009 09:25 PM

Shouldn't those be in Dweller NSFW pics for 2009 - get it all out there!!?

xoxoxoBruce 10-31-2009 09:44 PM

What are you talking about, Rich? :haha:

richlevy 10-31-2009 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 604850)
What are you talking about, Rich? :haha:

OK, someone must have moved them.

xoxoxoBruce 10-31-2009 10:48 PM

Moved? Inconceivable! You must be losing it. :lol2:










Yeah, I moved it... not that it was wrong here, just a better fit o'r there.

capnhowdy 11-01-2009 06:47 AM

Thanks, xoB.

xoxoxoBruce 11-01-2009 08:20 AM

No problem... as long as I have rubber gloves. :haha:

impress 11-02-2009 04:10 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Don't recall whether I've posted this before. I must be getting old.

Attachment 25279

richlevy 11-02-2009 08:26 PM

Reminds me of one of these guys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Planariafull.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...anariafull.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Planariafull.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Planariafull.jpg

classicman 11-02-2009 08:34 PM

Why oh why do some people do this shit?

DanaC 11-02-2009 08:41 PM

Because they're a. sick, or b. bored, or c. both.

Ibby 11-02-2009 09:24 PM

have any of you seen the bme pain olympics?
find it at your own risk...

Dagney 11-02-2009 09:29 PM

I believe that is the prototype for a Man-o-gram. I have a list of folks I'd like to administer it to....wonder if I can get a referral.....

Cloud 11-02-2009 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 605313)
have any of you seen the bme pain olympics?
find it at your own risk...

I once saw a slide show given by Shannon Laratt on extreme bodymods that would make your hairs curl, your eyes roll back in your head, and your junk permanently retreat. What men will do to their genitals is amazing, disgusting, and downright unfuckingbelievable

impress 11-03-2009 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 605313)
have any of you seen the bme pain olympics?
find it at your own risk...

Yes, it is NOT for the squeamish or anyone fond of their dangly bits. I'd like to say that to do that stunt, the guy's got balls, but then again, he took 'em clean off. I think if you watch the reaction videos first, it'll help you prepare for it. I think one to see is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhevNN1BDnQ, which is Joe Rogan and a friend watching the pain olympics AND 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Here's a link to a gay guy watching the BME vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sluaw3EVdFQ&feature=fvsr The fact that he says "fudge" instead of "fuck" makes me giggle. He censors himself as he works awfully hard not to vomit then he screams like a little girl at 2:10.

impress 11-04-2009 11:08 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Attachment 25311

monster 11-05-2009 08:32 AM

should say I <B Cellar. someone fix it, please. I've been banned from photoshoppin'

lumberjim 11-05-2009 02:17 PM

1 Attachment(s)
THIS?

monster 11-05-2009 03:00 PM

there ya go. much better, thanks

impress 11-05-2009 07:00 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Attachment 25318

classicman 11-05-2009 07:17 PM

Who's your buddy Impress?

monster 11-05-2009 10:09 PM

impress... I have to say these are leaa than impressive....

Crimson Ghost 11-06-2009 12:14 AM

I didn't know 'The Blue Man Group' was still touring.....

ZenGum 11-06-2009 03:59 AM

and copping a feel at the same time.

Tawny 11-06-2009 09:16 AM

Jesus, what's wrong with him?

Doesn't he know how to grope a woman properly?

xoxoxoBruce 11-06-2009 10:43 AM

Yes, but his lawyers told him not to do it on camera... again.;)

TheMercenary 11-06-2009 06:06 PM

Agreed. I will never post that kind of stuff on this site again.

Nirvana 11-11-2009 05:17 PM

Dog Show?
 
1 Attachment(s)
I don't think this lady should be showing a cat at the dog show!:eyebrow:

capnhowdy 11-11-2009 07:43 PM

She definitely wins 'best in show'. Now that's tactics.


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:10 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.