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xoxoxoBruce 05-31-2013 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 866642)
I think car+passenger transport trains running on tracks along side our existing freeways
would be more economical, faster and safer than Google/GM/etc's driver-less cars "just because they can".

If you can take the train, you don't need the damn car. Where these vehicles shine is locally, where there isn't an alternative. And don't tell me improve public transit, that's a red herring that's expensive, impractical, and won't work in 95% of the US.

footfootfoot 05-31-2013 11:34 AM

If the auto industry hadn't destroyed the rail industry, that might not be the case. We'd probably not have as bad a problem with Global Warming if the rail industry had prevailed.

(and if my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle)

Lamplighter 05-31-2013 12:09 PM

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If you can take the train, you don't need the damn car.
Where these vehicles shine is locally, where there isn't an alternative.
That sounds like a stockholder of Hertz/Enterprize/Budget/etc. :rolleyes:
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And don't tell me improve public transit, that's a red herring
that's expensive, impractical, and won't work in 95% of the US.
Agreed.

ZenGum 05-31-2013 08:05 PM

Bleeding heart liberal pinko socialist here ... and ... agreed.

Too much distance, not enough people, public transport just isn't economically viable.

xoxoxoBruce 05-31-2013 08:12 PM

The nice thing about self drivers, if you cut them off, they will stop or evade you. You can't count on people to do that.:haha:

tw 06-01-2013 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 866642)
My latest post above was a feeble attempt at humor.

I believe you meant sarcasm. That part was subtle and obvious.

Driverless cars means more jobs when we no longer need chauffeurs and autobody repair shops. That's not sarcasm. That's how jobs are created.

Unload the car. Then tell it to go park itself in the garage. Another feature that has long been demonstrated. But, like in all innovative products, it takes many years to get to market. Even cell phones that track the arrival of your bus were demonstrated over a decade before it became common in State College PA. Innovation takes that long.

A driverless car is inevitable. But many want to blame the machine rather than the source of most failures - the human. Did we not learn this from cars whose brakes did not work? Of course. Only reason those cars crashed in every case - human failure. Often followed by more human responses - lies or denials.

And again, the way to make jobs is to replace humans from mundane tasks. A car can drive itself to the car wash when it needs cleaning. Why waste a human minute?

Lamplighter 06-01-2013 11:51 AM

OK, I know you folk in the East are not terribly concerned,
but here in the Pacific NW, and especially in Oregon, we are deeply
involved with cougars (mountain lions).

A few years ago that dreaded organization, The Humane Society,
launched a public campaign to put an end to the use of dogs (hounds)
while hunting cougars, etc.
Surprisingly, ,that public referendum passed, mainly by the
highly populated Portland, Salem, and Eugene voters.
The ODFW rules were changed, and since then have prohibited the use
of dogs in hunting cougars, bears, and maybe one or two kinds of other game.

It's always been legal in Oregon(with a hunting license) to hunt them,
but a single hunter or even group of hunters is very ineffective,
and many hunters are taken by the "thrill of the hunt" and
"reading the hounds" as the dogs chase and "tree" the animal.

So, hunters were outraged by the vote, and it's been a public fight ever since.
And now, a Bill has been introduced in the Oregon Legislature to nullify the public referendum.

Now in Oregon, that right there is a No, No.
Legislators often lose their next election if they vote to overturn a public referendum.

But now this... a string of 3 sightings of cougars in the PDX metropolitan area...(very coincidental ?)

KATU.com
6/1/13
ODFW to investigate cougar sighting near OHSU
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PORTLAND, Ore. – Two people, separately, say they saw a cougar
early Thursday morning near Oregon Health & Science University in Southwest Portland.
And the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife is investigating whether
a wild cougar is prowling around the hospital's parking garages.
The calls about a mysterious cat came from separate hospital rooms at about 2 a.m.

OHSU checked security cameras and found nothing.
But on Friday, police put up warnings for the 20,000 patients, employees and students at the hospital.
<snip>
The last time biologists from Oregon Fish and Wildlife confirmed an actual cougar roamed the area was in Gresham in 1996.
According to ODFW, there has never been a documented case in Oregon of a cougar attacking a person.

orthodoc 06-01-2013 12:25 PM

*sniff* *sniff* *rat*

ZenGum 06-01-2013 07:24 PM

Trap, transport and release?

ZenGum 06-03-2013 06:01 AM

This could have gone in the Headlines thread, but the whole story is cool:

Far-Right Extremists Chased Through London by Women Dressed as Badgers

I am particularly heartened by the fact that while the BNP and EDL turned out about 50 people, the antifascists UAF and HNH turned out considerably more, and both were dwarfed by the protest against badger culling.

Turns out badger lovers tend to be antifascists too.

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Young women dressed in fake fur were seen chasing doughty nationalist supporters down London's Whitehall as a large number of security forces in iridescent jackets looked on from police lines.
I can't find it now but there was also recently a situation where a dozen or so vaguely right wing types were protesting outside a mosque, so the Muslims put the kettle on and they all had a cup of tea and some biscuits and ended up playing soccer together.

tw 06-03-2013 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 866972)
Turns out badger lovers tend to be antifascists too.

Wow. Wisconsin has fans even in London: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
... and hate of snakes.

BigV 06-11-2013 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 866815)
Trap, transport and release?

shoot, shovel and shut up.

ZenGum 06-13-2013 08:23 AM


footfootfoot 06-13-2013 09:48 AM

Hawkins was captain of the soccer team and a top student at her Dawsonville, Georgia high school, but a shitty car surfer.

Takes one for the team in the Darwin Award competition.

glatt 06-13-2013 09:57 AM

Teens make stupid mistakes. Their brains aren't fully developed yet. I see stories like this and hope it won't be my kids in the future.

A local kid died last week doing a similar stunt with a skateboard holding on to a car. Tragic. We didn't know him, but we know a lot of people who did, and they were all really bummed.

footfootfoot 06-13-2013 11:02 AM

Hell yes. It's obvious that the job of a parent isn't over at 18. There is no 'child safety cap' for teenage activities other than vigilant and involved parents. I've read that the human brain isn't fully developed in the decision making areas until about the age of 25. I'd be willing to bet that 20,000 years ago (and earlier, obviously) lackadaisical parenting led to the culling of the herd with those types of parenting approaches. Now we have a whole new set of concerns to take the place of cougars, dire wolves, and other dangerous beasties.

It is sad.

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The frontal lobes of the brain have been implicated in behavioral inhibition, the ability to control emotions and impulses. The frontal lobes are also thought to be the place where decisions about right and wrong, as well as cause-effect relationships are processed. In contrast, the amygdala is part of the limbic system of the brain and is involved in instinctive “gut” reactions, including “fight or flight” responses. Lower activity in the frontal lobe could lead to poor control over behavior and emotions, while an overactive amygdala may be associated with high levels of emotional arousal and reactionary decision-making.
The results from the McLean study suggest that while adults can to use rational decision making processes when facing emotional decisions, adolescent brains are simply not yet equipped to think through things in the same way. For example, when deciding whether to ride in a car driven by a drunk friend, an adult can usually put aside her desire to conform and is more likely to make the rational decision against drunk driving. However, a teenager’s immature frontal lobes may not be capable of such a coolly rational approach, and the emotional feelings of friendship may be likely to win the battle. As Dr. Yurgelun-Todd told U.S. News, “Good judgment is learned, but you can’t learn it if you don’t have the necessary hardware.”

Sundae 06-13-2013 01:49 PM

In many places around the world, the parental tie isn't actually cut until the parent dies.
It's still common for men to live with their parents after marriage even in this country if they are second generation immigrants. It makes financial sense, especially if they work in a family business. Free childcare, shared bills, communal cooking and the parents are looked after in old age.

Certainly my Grandparents still lived in Nanny Doyle's house after marriage, it was only WWII that got in the way. My Nanny always said it was a mixed blessing. Auntie Alice lived with her parents until they died, as was expected of a spinster. The War changed many expectations as councils built new houses in new places and suddendly families weren't on the next landing or down the hall. And freedom and privacy, once tasted, are hard to take back.

tw 06-13-2013 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 867920)
Hell yes.
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The frontal lobes of the brain have been implicated in behavioral inhibition, the ability to control emotions and impulses. The frontal lobes are also thought to be the place where decisions about right and wrong, as well as cause-effect relationships are processed. In contrast, the amygdala is part of the limbic system of the brain and is involved in instinctive “gut” reactions, including “fight or flight” responses. Lower activity in the frontal lobe could lead to poor control over behavior and emotions, while an overactive amygdala may be associated with high levels of emotional arousal and reactionary decision-making.
The results from the McLean study suggest that while adults can to use rational decision making processes when facing emotional decisions, adolescent brains are simply not yet equipped to think through things in the same way.

These concepts were discussed in previous threads: Creative Gun Control Proposal
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Originally Posted by tw (Post 845696)
... those who need unrestricted big guns typically act like adult children. An adult, using the brain that forms after age 16, would not post personal attacks. Adults reply with logic; not with the emotional brain that characterizes children.

The emotional (adults who are still children) will adamently deny that reality.

Science also says some adults never form / use their pre-frontal cortex. ... Children and adults who are still children can be told how to think. Will reply with anger, emotion, and cheapshots when manipulation is exposed.

And elsewhere in:
Guns don't kill people ....
Watching the Republicans - Runaway Train
Creative Gun Control Proposal
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Originally Posted by tw (Post 845706)
"Blue you ignorant slut ..." is not from a stable adult. Unfortunately many who post emotional - who demonstrate no prefrontal cortex - also need big guns. To defend against a government conspiring to ... well, what exactly is government conspiring to do? ...

Just so you do not get confused by upwelling anger. Where are statistics that prove we all need big guns? Where, using hard facts, is an actual threat?

Fears and other emotions are found when a prefrontal cortex has not yet learned to controls a child's emotional brain. This function does not appear until after 16. In some, it does not develop until 24. The text books also say some never fully form a prefrontal cortex. Then facts and numbers remains illusive and rrelevant to emotions inspired by advertising and other brainwashing methods.

This discussion continues farther in science and law. Does someone whose prefrontal cortex never fully developed or clearly shows signs of damage (and therefore subject to emotional outbursts)- is it really Constitutional to apply the death penalty to such a person? Since an adult without or with a minimal prefrontal cortex is an adult who is still a child. Therefore entertains their emotions rather than think logically.

And finally:
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Originally Posted by tw (Post 858679)
Age has more to do with it. In particular, how a prefrontal cortex grows. With age, we think less with our emotions (those lower level functions that children use). And more from a brain lobe less influenced by emotion. It is the process of becoming an adult. Or more adult.

... You were called old. The emotional would feel insulted. You were called older. And the underlying science says why that is good. An adult who is still more of a child would be insulted. An adult thinking logically saw what was only posted in that paragraph.


glatt 06-13-2013 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 867938)
is it really Constitutional to apply the death penalty to such a person?

I think the overwhelming majority of people in prison and on death row suffer from poor impulse control.

Griff 06-14-2013 05:52 AM

That is very likely. I spend my days with a lot of children who have poor impulse control. It can usually be learned, but less likely if a child's life is chaotic. Don't let the frontal lobe argument be a cop-out for poor parenting. Teens will do dumb stuff but they can usually be parented to a point that keeps them from becoming a societal nuisance.

tw 06-14-2013 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 867976)
Teens will do dumb stuff but they can usually be parented to a point that keeps them from becoming a societal nuisance.

Before 16, kids are taught and therefore memorize what is and is not acceptable. The parent trains them similar to how a dog is trained. That process is completely different from another brain function that has decisions (and impulse control) from logical thinking (often referred to as higher brain functions).

Ironically, ScienceNow (on PBS) is replaying reports on how animal and child brains operate. How, for example, a child (who later has lower SAT scores) could not control an impulse to take one piece of candy. Decision was easy. Eat one candy now. Or get many candies in a few minutes. Only children who later demonstrated better formed intelligence were able to wait.

Sundae 06-14-2013 07:31 AM

Meh. Part of that is conditioning too.

If I was told NOT to eat something, I would never have eaten it, no way.
Because I would have been terrified of the repercussions.

If I was told I COULD eat it, but it would be better if I waited, I would have eaten it. Because grown-ups lie.

tw 06-14-2013 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae (Post 867980)
Because grown-ups lie.

We knew you could not trust anyone over 30. Today, it means we cannot trust anyone over 77 (Deja vue Nam).

glatt 06-14-2013 08:01 AM

Maybe this isn't so weird, but it is remarkable. China is planning to build a canal through Nicaragua. And Nicaragua just approved it. $40 Billion.

China is flexing its muscle. Building a bigger better canal than the Panama canal and controlling it for the next 50 years.

tw 06-14-2013 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 867983)
China is planning to build a canal through Nicaragua. And Nicaragua just approved it. $40 Billion.

Only $40 billion? That number is many times too small. Suggesting these are only speculators; not serious builders.

glatt 06-14-2013 08:51 AM

Articles say there have been at least 3 attempts in the past to build a canal through Nicaragua, and none succeeded. Apparently the fractured political climate in Nicaragua is not conducive to getting big projects done. That's why I made sure to say they were "planning" a canal. We will see.

Lamplighter 06-14-2013 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 867985)
Only $40 billion? That number is many times too small. Suggesting these are only speculators; not serious builders.

That's the price of the shovels... China will provide all the hand-laborers.

glatt 06-14-2013 09:18 AM

Panama is so skinny, it seemed like Nicaragua would be much more difficult to cut through, but spending a couple minutes in Google Earth shows it actually wouldn't be so bad.

You'd want to cut a canal to Lake Nicaragaua. It's 12 miles from the Pacific to Lake Nicaragua, and you have to use locks to get up over a 1,200 foot mountain range and back down again to the lake. I'd guess about 50 locks total there. The lake is something like 100 feet elevation, and is about 30 miles from the Atlantic. But there is this nice wide meandering river that could be dredged. With a couple locks put in around rapids where it drops the 100 feet to the sea, it's really pretty doable. It is nowhere near as bad a location as I first suspected.

glatt 06-14-2013 10:08 AM

So there was the news yesterday that the supreme court ruled in Myriad Genetics that you can't patent genes that are naturally occurring. That pleases me, but it means that other genetically engineered genes can still be patented if they are new and man-made, so it's not a huge game changer.

The weird news part of it is that Justice Scalia agreed with the ruling in most ways, but wouldn't agree with some of the nitty gritty molecular biology because it conflicted with his personal (presumably religious) beliefs.

Quote:

I join the judgment of the Court, and all of its opinion except Part I–A and some portions of the rest of the opinion going into fine details of molecular biology. I am unable to affirm those details on my own knowledge or even my own belief.

Lamplighter 06-14-2013 10:30 AM

The part about "naturally occurring" human genes vs synthesised DNA" is going to lead to legal confusion.

To the layman, it may seem clear-cut, but when you get into DNA vs cDNA, retro-viruses,
"normal" vs "mutation" and/or "birth defect" and, animal genes vs human genes, etc.
it gets very murky very quickly.

In reality, this is probably more of a political than a legal (constitutionality) decision.
It satisfies those of us who object to someone patenting "my genes",
and yet saves the companies who have invested in creating lab tests.

And since it is a 9-0 decision, it's going to stand for a long time.

footfootfoot 06-14-2013 09:44 PM

You're gonna get Monsanto testing kids at school randomly then suing the parents...

orthodoc 06-14-2013 10:34 PM

Agree, it's murky. All involved parties think they've won, which is an immediate red light. Allowing Myriad's patents to stand where they've introduced a few new nucleotides has opened Pandora's box. This is NOT a victory for those who oppose the patenting of human genes. Frankly, the battle was lost when patenting of ANY genes was permitted.

eta: arrgh, foot3, you always manage to say what I meant to say but with wit! I should just wait until you post.

footfootfoot 06-14-2013 11:12 PM

Thanks Ortho, You're a peach among peaches.

Griff 06-15-2013 06:37 AM

Hmmm... think I'll go read up on Pirate Party literature. Between this patent nonsense and the lack of a 4th Amendment those guys might be well positioned.

ZenGum 06-21-2013 08:53 AM

Man dressed as giant penis attacked; woman in vagina costume tries to intervene.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_3472550.html

footfootfoot 06-21-2013 10:06 AM

My faith in humanity is partially restored.

But not in Apple, they still blow filthy, diseased donkeys.

BigV 06-21-2013 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 868494)
Man dressed as giant penis attacked; woman in vagina costume tries to intervene.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_3472550.html

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This is exactly what happend last Friday when a man dressed as a giant penis was set upon by an offended gent as a woman dressed as a huge vagina tried to calm the teste situation.
*groan*

footfootfoot 06-21-2013 03:50 PM


ZenGum 06-21-2013 08:24 PM

He's such an attention whore, I wouldn't even give him a passing glans.

Lamplighter 06-21-2013 08:35 PM

Even after he has been so briskly circumambulatory ?

ZenGum 06-21-2013 08:51 PM

I think I Spotted Dick in the desserts section of the supermarket.

classicman 07-01-2013 01:11 AM

Speaking of Dick ...
Man high on Mushrooms rips off part of penis

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DETROIT -- A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after police say he ripped off part of his penis on a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township, Mich.

Washtenaw County Sheriff's deputies found the man naked and screaming after responding to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School about 1 a.m. last Tuesday, Sgt. Geoff Fox said Monday.

The man was kneeling outside the school, bloody from the waist down, with parts of his genitals ripped off, Fox said. He said parts of the man's body were transferred to the hospital with him.

Officers subdued the man for his own safety and called for an ambulance.

"He really wasn't saying much at all — a lot of yelling and screaming," Fox said, adding the man had broken a window to the school but didn't take anything. "He wasn't making sense. They couldn't really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation."

xoxoxoBruce 07-07-2013 03:33 PM

Horseshit, he wasn't fucked up on mushrooms. :headshake

footfootfoot 07-07-2013 05:19 PM

Probably a typo. Should've read "He fucked up his mushroom."

ZenGum 07-08-2013 08:46 PM

http://arstechnica.com/information-t...id-of-viruses/

Somewhere between :lol: and :facepalm:


Okay, Joe, once you've burned all the mice, I want you to open up the hard drives and manually change all the ones to zeros. Just to make sure...

BigV 07-08-2013 09:04 PM

but, how do you know how many terrorists were foiled because of our vigitant* overseers?







* look it up, what am I? a dictionary?

ZenGum 07-10-2013 06:46 AM

Imma gonna flip some tags, only got aaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhh


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-1...police/4811246


I'm pretty sure I visited this thrift shop on the way North on the Eclipse trip.

Chocolatl 07-10-2013 07:30 AM

Zen, your intro to that article made me laugh out loud!

Only in Australia.

Sundae 07-10-2013 12:50 PM

Australia. Made when God was cranky after the apple-eating shmendriks.

footfootfoot 07-13-2013 10:58 AM

Godwin's law comes to fast food in Thailand
 
Hitler Fried Chicken

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“The place opened last month and nobody quite knows what to make of it. I went in for a bite last week and got some fried chicken, which was pretty good, and asked the guy behind the counter why it was called Hitler. He just shrugged his shoulders and said the owners had thought it was good image.”
Or to quote the interwebs, "What this is I don't even."

ZenGum 07-13-2013 08:10 PM

It is a bit of a thing in India too. It is very WTF? to me. Someone should explain to these chaps that, by Nazi standards, they are untermensch.

xoxoxoBruce 07-13-2013 08:48 PM

Well they already had the swastika incorporated in their culture, and I guess the Japs were a much bigger concern than the Germans.

ZenGum 07-14-2013 01:14 AM

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-1...ls-man/4819078

It's the final sentence that is the kicker.

Sundae 07-14-2013 05:09 AM

Made it to 45 with an asbestos roof.
It was going to end badly sooner or later.

ZenGum 07-25-2013 11:28 PM

Canadian man apologises after drunkenly swimming to Detroit (and most of the way back).

http://blogs.windsorstar.com/2013/07...detroit-river/

Gravdigr 07-29-2013 04:41 PM

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but, how do you know how many terrorists were foiled because of our vigitant* overseers?







* look it up, what am I? a dictionary?

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Gravdigr 07-29-2013 04:42 PM

:jig:

BigV 07-29-2013 06:06 PM

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http://arstechnica.com/information-t...id-of-viruses/

Somewhere between :lol: and :facepalm:


Okay, Joe, once you've burned all the mice, I want you to open up the hard drives and manually change all the ones to zeros. Just to make sure...

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 869711)
but, how do you know how many terrorists were foiled because of our vigitant* overseers?







* look it up, what am I? a dictionary?

not so fast....
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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 871752)
:jig:

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He is an ass.


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DOGBERRY
One word more, honest neighbors. I pray you watch about
Signior Leonato’s door, for the wedding being there
tomorrow, there is a great coil tonight. Adieu, be vigitant,
I beseech you.

Gravdigr 07-30-2013 03:42 PM

See? If I'd listened to my ninth grade literature teacher I might have been on the same page w/you.:neutral:

BigV 07-30-2013 04:51 PM

awww.. :comfort:

hey, let's :beer:


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