This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time! Wallop. Classic!

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
 

Originally Posted by Master_At_Covering
I WAS GOING TO POST ON WEDNESDAY THE COWBOYS TO COVER BUT I SECOND GUESSED MYSELF;I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT SEEING THAT WHIP THE WITCH TOOK THE PACK...AHWELL HEY WHIP ALL YOUR PICKS ARE SCREWED I GUESS SEEING HOW LJ PROVOKED YOU TO USE THEM AS A BASE OUCH

WITHOUT FURTHER EDUE
1.ATLANTA@ST.LOUI[/email]S-4.5: TAKE ST.LOUIS -win
2.DETROIT @ MINNESOTTA-4.5: TAKE DETROIT -loss
3.HOUSTON @ TENNESEE-3.5: TAKE TENNESSEE-win
4.JACKSONVILLE @ INDIANAPOLIS-6.5: TAKE INDIANNAPOLIS-loss
5.NEW YORK JETS-1.5@MIAMI: TAKE NEW YORK-win
6.SAN DIEGO-6.5@KANSAS CITY:TAKE SAN DIEGO-win
7.SEATTLE @ PHILADELPHIA-3.5:TAKE SEATTLE-win
8.SAN FRANCISCO @CAROLINA-2.5: TAKE CAROLINA-win
9.CLEVELAND-3.0@ARIZONA:TAKE CLEVELAND-loss
10.DENVER-4.5@OAKLAND:TAKE DENVER-loss
11.TAMPA BAY @ NEW ORLEANS-3.0: TAKE TAMPA BAY-win
12.NEW YORK GIANTS@CHICAGO-2.5:TAKE NEW YORK-win
13.NEW ENGLAND-20.5@BALTIMORE: TAKE NEW ENGLAND-loss
8/13=62%
AND THE MUCH HIGHLY ANTICIPATED guaranDAMNtess OF THE WEEK ARE FINALLY IN SORRY TO KEEP MY FANS WAITING
1.NEW YORK JETS-1.5@MIAMI: TAKE NEW YORK-win
2.SAN DIEGO-6.5@KANSAS CITY:TAKE SAN DIEGO-win
3.SEATTLE @ PHILADELPHIA-3.5:TAKE SEATTLE-win
4.SAN FRANCISCO @CAROLINA-2.5: TAKE CAROLINA-win
5.DENVER-4.5@OAKLAND:TAKE DENVER-loss
6.TAMPA BAY @ NEW ORLEANS-3.0: TAKE TAMPA BAY-win
7.NEW YORK GIANTS@CHICAGO-2.5:TAKE NEW YORK-win

6/7=86%
I WOULD ALSO HAVE ADDED THE PATRIOTS IN TO THIS CATEGORY BUT I FEAR VERY MUCH THE NOW THE SPREAD MAKERS WILL BE USING THEM AS A WAY TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THE REMANDER OF THE YEAR;I KNOW IT CONTRADICTS ME TELLING YOU TO TAKE THEM BUT THAT IS WHY I PUT guaranDAMNtess WEEKLY ASWELL; I GIVE MY OUTLOOK ON EACH GAME AND TELL YOU WHAT THE BEST PICKS ARE
I ALSO AVOIDED THE WASHINGTON BUFFALO GAME DUE TO THE LOSS OF WHAT WE ALL CAN AGRRE WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE GREATEST CORNERS TO HAVE EVER GRACED THE GAME
REST IN PEACE SEAN TAYLOR
KEEP TALKING AND ILL JUST KEEP POSTING GREAT RESULTS ...............................AHAHAAHAH KEEP TELLING ME STATIONS TO MEET YOU AT BUT THE POOR WITCH YOUR BELOVED WHIP ACUTALLY LIVES IN A DANGEROUSLY CLOSE DISTANCE TO ME AND HE WILL NEVER SPEAK ON ME AGAIN THATS IF HE SHOWS UP WHICH I DONT
AND THIS IS FOR THOSE WHOM HATE THE BIG COLURFUL CAPS FONT WITH ALL THE MISSPEELING FUCK YOU......................ILL BE WAITING JIMMARA YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY YOU GOT BRAVE BEHIND THE SAFETY OF A COMPUTER AND DISSED ME AND MY MOTHER YOUR A DEAD MAN 23:00 DEC.5TH 2007 TONIGHT PUSSY PAPE STATION OUTIDE WERE THE TIMHORTONS IS

dont make death threats, mkay?

You know about a phenomenon called cop assisted suicide, right?
Have we just done the same to this guy?

Can't say I feel bad if so.

You actually read all that LJ? hahahahaha

I agree SG

You're going to meet at a donut shop to fight??? :cop: :smack: :dunce:

New rule: if you post size 7 in red it is changed to size 1 in pink. Please see message 5 above this one for example.

If they have a Dunkin Donuts cowboys card? - - - Sure!

You sir, are what they call a cheeky, cheeky monkey
I love it

NHL PICKS

DECEMBER 5TH

PHI @ MIN TAKE PHILLY
COL @ CLB TAKE COLORADO
OTT @ FLA TAKE OTTAWA
PIT @ EDM TAKE PITTSBURGH

SRY THAT THEIR ARE NO REASONS BEHIND MY PICKS BUT AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE NO TIME TO.

NBA PICKS

DEC. 5

CHI @ CHA-1 TAKE THE BULLS
DET @ NO PK TAKE THE PISTONS
MIL @ GS-10 TAKE THE BUCKS

Regent park eh?
So your mother was a crack-whore then?
Which would make you a crack-baby.
No wonder you're so fucked up.

The Feds?
Umm, I'm law enforcment, if you knew me, you'd already know that.
So, yeah....In order for me to come, i'll have to bring myself along, no?

I kinda like your hockey picks, but dude, the Golden State Warriors are the team to beat in the NBA.
How the fuck are the Bucks gonna stop Biedrins in the paint?