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RellikLaerec 12-29-2009 11:35 PM

What would OSHA have to complain about. They all have the facemasks. I guess there aren't enough chaps for those using the chainsaws.

impress 12-30-2009 10:52 AM

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Elspode 12-30-2009 03:56 PM

She's only doing that until the frosting comes out.

Elspode 12-30-2009 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 621600)
FWIW, several of those are repeats of the same women. But that still means some dude was able to get 4-6 women to pose for this thing.

Probably multiple exposure.

richlevy 12-30-2009 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 621752)
Probably multiple exposure.

More than one naked person is by definition a multiple exposure.

TheMercenary 12-30-2009 08:22 PM

:D

Elspode 12-30-2009 08:30 PM

That was sort of what I was getting at. Was I too subtle?:D

TheMercenary 12-30-2009 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 621750)
She's only doing that until the frosting comes out.

:lol2:

classicman 12-30-2009 10:16 PM

Love the fact that the kids are there and the looks on their faces!

Crimson Ghost 12-30-2009 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 621601)
Yeah, I think it's 4. I love those pics... I want to try one of my sis's twins on a jungle gym.

When taken out of context, this statement has so many possibilities....

Sheldonrs 12-31-2009 12:11 AM

Maybe that's a Lay Her cake.

jujuwwhite 01-01-2010 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 621856)
Love the fact that the kids are there and the looks on their faces!

Yea the one little girl looks like she is saying, 'if she doesn't blow on it, will her wish still come true?'

impress 01-01-2010 08:23 PM

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classicman 01-01-2010 09:25 PM

uh . . . no thanks :headshake

impress 01-04-2010 05:44 AM

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jujuwwhite 01-04-2010 10:16 AM

Does that come in gallon bottle size? I know someone who would love it! (wink wink, capn)

xoxoxoBruce 01-04-2010 10:35 AM

Yes, juju, they are custom made. You can specify size and colors here. ;)

Tawny 01-04-2010 03:26 PM

Great, now you can get faux pubs stuck in-between your teeth.

Elspode 01-04-2010 06:23 PM

Faux pubs? We've two or three of those here in KC. They look just like real British Isles public houses on the inside, but it's all just for show.

Tawny 01-04-2010 06:25 PM

I meant pubic hair, not pubs as in bar or public housing.

LMAO

DanaC 01-04-2010 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 623595)
Faux pubs? We've two or three of those here in KC. They look just like real British Isles public houses on the inside, but it's all just for show.

Unless there's a bloke who comes round on a Friday afternoon selling meat and knock-off designer gear out the back of a white van, it ain't a genuine Brit pub :P

SteveDallas 01-04-2010 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jujuwwhite (Post 623313)
Does that come in gallon bottle size? I know someone who would love it! (wink wink, capn)

There's a whole site devoted to the WTF-edness of things posted to Etsy, the sell-your-own-arts & crafts site. http://www.regretsy.com. Many NSFW, many vagina-related.

monster 01-04-2010 09:33 PM


xoxoxoBruce 01-05-2010 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 623624)
There's a whole site devoted to the WTF-edness of things posted to Etsy, the sell-your-own-arts & crafts site. http://www.regretsy.com. Many NSFW, many vagina-related.

That's what I said. :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 623321)
Yes, juju, they are custom made. You can specify size and colors here. ;)


Tawny 01-05-2010 08:56 PM

I just looked at the "vagina" section.

Here's what's for sale:

A felted cooter necklace
Excellent gift for the man in your life. Reminds him of what the clit looks like and where it is located so he will have a fighting chance of finding yours once in a while.

Themed panty liners
Why gush blood on just plain old white when you can bleed on a dog, vampire or Pokeman?

Wooly bloody used tampon key holders
So perfect for shocking people when you hand your keys to them, like cashiers who swipe your discount card or the guys in valet parking.

Vaginafied Teddy Bear
Huge problem: the vagina is in the way wrong place.

There, unfortunately is more...

SteveDallas 01-05-2010 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 623776)
That's what I said. :p

Not quite! etsy.com (your link) is the place where you can go to sell your stuff. regretsy.com (my link) is the blog that collects the more appalling examples and pokes fun at them.

richlevy 01-05-2010 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tawny (Post 624150)
Vaginafied Teddy Bear
Huge problem: the vagina is in the way wrong place.

It's really only a huge problem if you're another teddy bear.:rolleyes:

xoxoxoBruce 01-05-2010 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 624157)
Not quite! etsy.com (your link) is the place where you can go to sell your stuff. regretsy.com (my link) is the blog that collects the more appalling examples and pokes fun at them.

OK, I apologize.:blush:





But I'll get you next time, Steve Dallas, you haven't heard the last of me, no, I'll be watching you, one false move, just one, and I'm calling your parents, you hear me, just one....

SteveDallas 01-05-2010 09:55 PM

What are you gonna call them??

Clodfobble 01-05-2010 10:12 PM

Fornicators.

Tawny 01-06-2010 09:42 AM

Thanks for pointing out there are two websites, etsy and regretsy. I didn't realize that.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish crocheting a hairy vagina toaster cover.

xoxoxoBruce 01-06-2010 05:28 PM

I can't wait to see that pop up. :blush:

Elspode 01-06-2010 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tawny (Post 624257)
Thanks for pointing out there are two websites, etsy and regretsy. I didn't realize that.

And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish crocheting a hairy vagina toaster cover.

Can you do one for a KitchenAid mixer?

Scriveyn 01-07-2010 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 624405)
I can't wait to see that to pop in. :blush:

There, fixed! :p

impress 01-13-2010 03:42 AM

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toranokaze 01-15-2010 05:58 PM

Keep'n it in the family impress?

lumberjim 01-15-2010 07:48 PM

nicer?

Undertoad 01-15-2010 07:52 PM

It says grace at Thanksgiving.

impress 01-16-2010 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 626951)
Keep'n it in the family impress?

I ain't got the equipment. Or a son.

toranokaze 01-16-2010 02:19 PM

:p

impress 01-22-2010 07:07 PM

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xoxoxoBruce 01-23-2010 12:58 AM

OK. :blush:

toranokaze 01-24-2010 07:36 PM

This is a crazy tatoo

http://ugliesttattoos.com/2009/11/18...lia/#more-1829

xoxoxoBruce 01-24-2010 07:39 PM

Nice tits though. :blush:

richlevy 01-24-2010 08:37 PM

Y'know I don't know if she's really a first grade teacher, but I agree she looks like one.

I'm classifying her as a real life example of the Kim Darby mild-mannered-psycho-chick genre.

I do agree with Bruce, though.

lumberjim 01-24-2010 09:03 PM

I don't. I think her tits are horrible.

Nirvana 01-24-2010 09:32 PM

Cocks around her neck? Looks like the trophies of a serial killer.......:eyebrow:

I did not know Harry Potter had tits?

toranokaze 01-24-2010 10:05 PM

Yea he left his wife and kids and got the operation

xoxoxoBruce 01-24-2010 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 629727)
I don't. I think her tits are horrible.

Chauvinist pig. :p

Tawny 01-27-2010 03:27 PM

Someone needs to explain to me how to use HTML code to get a photo from Photobucket into here. I can't remember and pasting the code doesn't work.

<img src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l193/Tawnminator/sexdolls.jpg">

squirell nutkin 01-27-2010 06:35 PM

Tawny, click on the little icon that looks like a mountain, then paste the url into the dialogue box.
That is so WTF? the dangling babies on strings, his pecker hanging out and she's wearing a bra, and he's got his hat on?

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l1...r/sexdolls.jpg

Tawny 01-27-2010 07:03 PM

Thanks : )

These are supposedly sex education dolls.

I don't know what's worse, the vagina that looks like hairy buttocks....

or the "babies" hanging out.

That's going to make kids think that babies come out of a woman whenever you yank on the string.

impress 01-27-2010 08:07 PM

I myself am a first grade teacher, and I certainly agree. She looks either like a first grade teacher, or a librarian.

But in all seriousness, I'd like to see some close-ups of that inkwork. There's some serious artwork there, albeit phallic. Personally, I loathe tattoos, but I do freely admit that some of the artwork is fascinating.

impress 01-27-2010 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tawny (Post 630384)
Thanks : )

These are supposedly sex education dolls.

I don't know what's worse, the vagina that looks like hairy buttocks....

or the "babies" hanging out.

I vote for the bungee-jumping babies. Turned my stomach in an instant.

classicman 01-27-2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tawny (Post 630384)
Thanks : )

These are supposedly sex education dolls.

That's going to make kids think that babies come out of a woman whenever you yank on the string.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

monster 01-27-2010 09:50 PM

Maybe they're just novelty tampons?

Nirvana 01-27-2010 10:38 PM

:lol:

Tawny 01-28-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 630450)
Maybe they're just novelty tampons?

I think we've seen the...er...birth of a new exciting product!!

LMAO

impress 01-31-2010 08:29 AM

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classicman 01-31-2010 12:44 PM

Sue: Hi Jane, yeh come on over.
Jane: OK great I'll be over around 10:00
Whats your address again?
Sue: 214 - third penis on the left.


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