....set up a roadside stand selling green smoothies? They're all the rage here in hippyville.....

Hey, it's all natural, right? :sweat:

exactly. They''re not called Wheatgrass smoothies..... just green. Might want to plan for other varieties in case you get a nosebleed, though...

That was beautiful, man. :biggrinje

Fuckityfuck fuck FUCK.

Two weeks ago, I spent $5000 to have my gravel road repaired. This morning, some idiot delivery guy tried to turn around in the middle of my road and got stuck in the newly rebuilt gutter that runs along one side of the road. The gutter that reroutes water from an active spring. The active spring that is now running over my newly rebuilt totally fucked-up road.

:censored: :flipbird: :angry: :cuss: :rattat:

Oh no! That's so infuriating. Surely the delivery driver's insurance has to pay?

I called the delivery company and they were very nice, told me to have my road construction people call them and they'd work it out.

But, DAMMIT.

If I told you about the months of BS I've gone through to get this road repaired . . . long story short, I'm suing my a-hole neighbor over it and there's a small war going on in the 'hood because of this a-hole neighbor's a-holery.

ARGH!

It's like I've got a target painted on my forehead. WTH?

Obviously the solution is vigilantism. ;)

Agreed!! :mad2:

Just got a letter in the mail from the IRS. :eek:

Turns out my folks' estate attorney had contacted them about changing the name on the trust account, so in the end it was nothing to worry about, but damn.

It's been a hell of a morning. I need a good lie-down. :neutral:

You need someone to lay with you.:blush:

Also agreed. Git on yer horse and ride! ;)

I'm too old, you need a young studly type. :blush:

Feh. Younger men are waaayyy overrated.

The minute I start griping about my aching partial rotater cuff tears and my carpal tunnel pain and my IBS issues . . . pffffft. Their eyes get all big and they run out the door.

:D