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Big Sarge 03-10-2009 06:52 AM
If you light the match, does it become a kamikazee?

Sundae 03-10-2009 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by sweetwater (Post 539987)
#6781 At(it)las Hugged.
Sadly, as Atlas held up the sky and not the earth.... poor, poor lady. Inaccurate, large and no doubt expensive tattoo.

I like your response tho SW.

xoxoxoBruce 03-10-2009 09:04 AM
Really? I've only seen Atlas supporting the Earth... and a breast. :confused:

dar512 03-10-2009 09:20 AM
SG is correct. Atlas holds up the sky.

The usual sculpture shows Atlas holding up the celestial sphere. However, since the picture in 6781 does indeed show Atlas holding a heavenly sphere, I'd say it is accurately depicted.

Sundae 03-10-2009 10:24 AM
Hmmmmm.
I still think the sphere idea is INCORRECT.
YMMV of course.

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Atlas, along with his brother Menoetius, sided with the Titans in their war against the Olympians, the Titanomachy. His brothers Prometheus and Epimetheus weighed the odds and betrayed the other Titans by forming an alliance with the Olympians. When the Titans were defeated, many of them (including Menoetius) were confined to Tartarus, but Zeus condemned Atlas to stand at the western edge of Gaia, the Earth and hold up Ouranos, the Sky on his shoulders, to prevent the two from resuming their primordial embrace. Thus, he was Atlas Telamon, "enduring Atlas." A common misconception is that Atlas was forced to hold the Earth on his shoulders, but this is incorrect. Classical art shows Atlas holding a Celestial Sphere, not a Globe.
Yes, and Classical art is wrong. Because I am right.
Especially as I don't think the lady pictured was aware of the full story. Nah.

dar512 03-10-2009 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 543677)
condemned Atlas to stand at the western edge of Gaia, the Earth and hold up Ouranos
Well I like the image of Atlas holding up the breast better than I'd like a tattoo of Atlas holding up my anus. :rolleyes:

Sheldonrs 03-10-2009 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by dar512 (Post 543688)
Well I like the image of Atlas holding up the breast better than I'd like a tattoo of Atlas holding up my anus. :rolleyes:
It would be better than your anus holding an atlas. :D

Undertoad 03-10-2009 04:34 PM
http://cellar.org/2009/64YouKnowHesP...Wonderwall.jpg

Undertoad 03-10-2009 04:46 PM
http://cellar.org/2009/k65adrq6X7.jpg

capnhowdy 03-10-2009 08:02 PM
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ZenGum 03-10-2009 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 543611)
If you light the match, does it become a kamikazee?
Nope. Firefly.


Capn, that's not so much WTF? as HOLY F#$%ING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

capnhowdy 03-11-2009 06:59 AM
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lucky it went that way.....Attachment 22378

sweetwater 03-11-2009 07:53 AM
Are those carrier pix from Google Street View? Wow, they sure get around, don't they? :)

Elspode 03-11-2009 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by sweetwater (Post 543988)
Are those carrier pix from Google Street View? Wow, they sure get around, don't they? :)
:biglaugha :biglaugha

capnhowdy 03-11-2009 07:39 PM
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