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Flint 03-18-2009 03:37 PM

You have any interest in joining a polygamist compound?

Sheldonrs 03-18-2009 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 546621)
In some cultures Flint and I would be married by now.

Would those be the cultures that believe that the punishment should fit the crime? hehehehe

Queen of the Ryche 03-18-2009 04:16 PM

I'm still stuck on the four magical tusks.......wow. Wonder if I can get a set for my man. "Honey? Can you impale me with the blue icicle looking one tonight?"

Gravdigr 03-18-2009 04:21 PM

No one expects The Avenging Narwhal!

Crimson Ghost 03-18-2009 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 546609)
I'm glad it comes with 4 magical tusks. I find that after being impaled once by one tusk, I'm usually bored and disillusioned and need a better tusk to replace it.

I knew a girl like that in High School....

Three input?

impress 03-19-2009 08:05 AM

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Shawnee123 03-19-2009 08:38 AM

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I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?

Sheldonrs 03-19-2009 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 546833)
I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?

"of course, of course".

dmg1969 03-19-2009 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 546820)

Miniature ,localized gamma ray burst?

dmg1969 03-19-2009 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 546833)
I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?

The upper teeth look like my wife's finger nails for God sakes!

classicman 03-19-2009 02:42 PM

Ewww - did they have her suckin on ashtrays before the first photos or what?

capnhowdy 03-19-2009 07:07 PM

Maybe her husband doesn't want an infection when he finally does EMERGENCY SURGERY.

Pie 03-19-2009 07:16 PM

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Learn how a mom combined 2 products to get rid of her yellow teeth...
Just guessing: toothbrush and toothpaste?

capnhowdy 03-19-2009 07:30 PM

A fifth of whiskey and a glove?

classicman 03-19-2009 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 547055)
Just guessing: toothbrush and toothpaste?

:D <-- see it works!


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