If it does leave a scar it doesn't count

I know I have a hard time getting out of bed in the morning but I don't need this. Maybe for other activities! :D
The most unusual alarm clock I've seen :right:

Then stop listening at the door.

Hmmm..

Here's a new phrase - "He shit a midget."

Hung like a baby's arm. Literally.

He should have a doctor look at that.
If your junk is shaped like that, you got a problem.

Is that The Cellar chat window open on that laptop?

Hahahhaha...open to "What's mildly irritating you today?"

I sensed a wrong thread post. Kinda.

Tongue in cheek...fair enough, but what is it doing on an instructions website?

http://www.commoncraft.com/zombies

RE: Merc's post. Carry on.

That's got to be a scam the scammer shot. We had threads about this...

There's so much wrong here it's hard to know where to start:

1) there's no way a woman would ever sleep with him in that bed - even without the "clock".

2) He's still in Mom's basement, so point 1) is moot.

3) But if he sold that as a sex aid, he might have something going.