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OH MY GOD! Where'd that come from?
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His long-lost childhood teddy bear, Pokey,
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was grasped in the clutches of a
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large green, red and yellow man eating
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cellery. cellery?!? WTF? who would have thought
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that celery came in red. Its veins
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appeared bulbous and throbbing, just as a
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piece of rhubarb would have. Pokey was
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,of course, logically named after the famous
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crack whore who lived nearby. Her nickname
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was Idaho Pokey the roughest, toughest, orneryest,
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transvestite, transsexual, transmission mechanic this side of
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normal. So naturally, the teddy bear was
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transported to Transvaal, to be transitioned by
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seven metrosexual monks high on hallucinogenic sage
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