I prefer not to try

Then you might be UN-dead. :reaper:

UN-dead -is that death by "friendly fire"?

More of a death by failure to protect because of badly worded rules of engagement.

I have pirated an overly expensive piece of software that I need to do my business. If I bought it, it would probably bankrupt me. Pirating other similar software would enable me to bid on more jobs. It's actually easier than buying old versions on eBay, which is the only legal way.

I'm about to "share" the mutilated rodents currently decorating my lawn with my neighbors behind :D

I put them just over the fence where the cut stumps are, reckon there will be a pretty good boneyard there next year.

not totally sure where you mean, but I'm not going to be picky as long as they're out of lawnmower range. maybe I'll hide them somewhere for you to find :D

BTW, I had no idea wasps were so into carrion

OK I think the cats were participating in a corpse sculpture competition. Two side by side, similarly interestingly arranged.... Anyway, i sent them on their way with a live escort (the materpillar I found earlier), so they should be well served in the afterlife.....

I dabbled in Christianity a few times...but, I was in High School and was feeling rebellious...I didn't really know what I was getting myself into...

Going back to the drunk driving thing my friend used to have a Triumph Spitfire car which was his pride and joy.
I hadn't seen him for about two years or so and bumped into him one Fri night in a bar uptown.
This was many moons ago when we were young and stupid, anyhoo after manymany drinks we ended back at his house.
I don't remember to this day how we got back and waking up in the morning on his couch I blundered into his kitchen looking for something to drink and I notices his car badly parked half on the sidewalk and half on the road.
When he gets up later I laughed and said"you must have been well hammered last night see how you've parked your car"
"nothing to do with me" he says "You drove us home"
I can't remember to this day how we got there and I hope it was a wind up that he kept going for years however we'll never know the truth as he's now passed away.
for our youngsters on the board the car was like this one.

You had no right endangering that beautiful car!

Beauty is only skin deep. Under that hood lay a series of Lucas relays which operate more sporadically than the driving of any drunk.

How dare you dis Lucas, the prince of darkness. :haha:

With wisdom you will banish Lucas for Bosch.