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BigV 09-05-2012 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 828495)
If I had a hunny to spare,
I would send it to Toad,
for Cellar repair.

We're broken you know.

I like this. Put my Benjamin in with yours, bro.

DanaC 09-05-2012 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by henry quirk (Post 828590)
I'm certain someone, somewhere, gives a shit, Dana.

That person, of course, is not 'me'.

Knob.

Wow. Well, that certainly put me in my place.

Sundae 09-06-2012 03:25 PM

I care, baby.
I don't like olives on pizza, but I can happily eat them whole. As you know, having watched me snarf them up in the Butchershop Bar and Grill.

We'll make a deal. When the end of the world comes I'll have your (and Shawnee's) olives. And Wolf's mustard from her hotdogs. Cos we'll all be there together of course.
You can have my bananas and peanut butter. And cucumber.

Hmmmm. Not liking the phallic food am I?
That's the skinny lesbian inside me that I keep trying to drown in a vat of wine.

infinite monkey 09-06-2012 03:26 PM

I'll take your bananas, your peanut butter, and your wine. ;)

Sundae 09-06-2012 03:37 PM

If it has a a percentage proof you'll have to fight me for it chica.

We need a truck of booze with a teetotal driver to crash into the compound in a way that doesn't compromise it.
Oh and it's a Govt compound where they have been secretly experimenting on high yield, high strength hydroponic beds of weed. As they do.

I'll bake peanut butter cookies and steal your wine when you bliss out.

infinite monkey 09-06-2012 03:38 PM

Oh heck, I know where all that stuff is! :unsure:

:bolt:

Sundae 09-06-2012 03:42 PM

So now we know how the zombie apocalypse starts.
Infi gets bored with her job and starts it because she knows it will trigger a GTG.

Hey, it's as good a reason as any.

infinite monkey 09-06-2012 03:48 PM

We really need a zombie smilie!

Pico and ME 09-06-2012 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 828607)
Wow. Well, that certainly put me in my place.

Awww, that was just for his little plum's benefit, ya know.

DanaC 09-06-2012 05:00 PM

Little plum *snickers*

@ Sundae: I know you care, m'dear:)

I'd defo go for the bananas, but not the peanut butter :p


Actually...scratch the banana, having watched this recent celeb BB I'm never eating a banana again...

infinite monkey 09-06-2012 06:34 PM

Meow!

Aliantha 09-06-2012 06:41 PM

When I'm not preggers, one of my fav pizza's, which I don't have often cause I can't eat a whole one, is a cheese pizza with olives and anchovies. Too hard on the indigestion at the moment, but I think I'll treat myself to one soon after the birth. :)

henry quirk 09-07-2012 09:02 AM

"that was just for his little plum's benefit"
 
Actually, 'that' was for the BEAST's benefit.

As a six year old, he has the naive notion that 'all are created equal' and 'all deserve to be heard' (He wouldn't phrase it that way...he just thinks every one is 'nice').

As Uncle: it's (part of) my job to disabuse him of such nonsense.

Case in point: the Brits are a decadent, perverse, people coming as they do from the carcass of an empire (failed nation…the Imperialists invaded by modern-day barbarians…losers in the extreme). Not a one is to be trusted, listened to, or taken seriously*.

Especially those who dwell in the Ivory Tower.

'nuff said… ;)









*'bout the only thing of value to come out of Britain is Doctor Who (but not the Eccleston, Tennant or the current 'lantern-jawed freak', incarnations...utter crap...'oh, I am the Sad Time Lord!', 'Oh, I am the Mad Time Lord!' pffftt! ).

henry quirk 09-07-2012 09:04 AM

"Quirk, you're an awful human being and an awful uncle"
 
Mebbe.

Fortunately, for me: 'you' don't get a vote... ;)

monster 09-07-2012 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 828897)
Awww, that was just for his little plum's benefit, ya know.

here, just in case yours breaks from all that use...

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