Grav - I'll be in Lexington next April for Rolex (watching, as a bucket list item). Where are you in relation to Lexington? I can't visit Kentucky and not meet you.

I hope you drop your toothbrush into the toilet

I hope you get a gnat in your eye



not you






just kidding

I hope you wonder if this is about you

I hope you lose hope.

Orth, I'm not sure I like the bucket list refs.
Plz to tell me I didn't miss some bad news while I was away.

Of course if we're really into Eve of Destruction mode, I'm along for the ride.
I want to meet Grav too. And all his clan, including Slick Boy. I got pretty much the rest of my life to waste , may as well meet some memories to take with me.

Anyway, as you were.

I hope you get a sticky duvet dream about something really inappropriate .
And you roll in the gluey bit and everything.

Eew. It's cold.

And gluey.

I hope the tab on your can of beer snaps off as you try to open it.

I hope the G-20 comes to your town.

I hope you're searching for your lost shaker of salt.

I hope you accidentally wink at your boss

I hope your toothache starts on the Thursday evening of a long holiday weekend.

I hope your mom forgets your birthday



oh, Happy Birthday, Tony!

( I saved this one for your birthday, but these are all DEFINITELY NOT about you)

JUST KIDDING