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juju 12-09-2003 07:11 PM

See, I've always thought that being gay meant you were attracted to men. So, if for some strange reason you enjoyed having sex with men you weren't attracted to, you'd just be "experimenting".

Undertoad 12-09-2003 07:14 PM

And here I thought our relationship meant something to you.

lumberjim 12-09-2003 07:15 PM

you said "repeatedly"

this excludes unwilling participation of people like prisoners and members of the navy.

-just kidding about the navy part-

juju 12-09-2003 07:25 PM

Yes, but it is possible for one to repeatedly consent to being fucked up the ass by a virile, sweaty young stallion, and still not be attracted to men in the slightest.

OnyxCougar 12-09-2003 07:28 PM

That's beastiality, honey.

juju 12-09-2003 07:34 PM

Whoops. By "stallion" of course, I mean "strong, fit, virile young man.".

But of course I shouldn't preclude the possibility of someone consenting to be with an old, filthy rich homosexual. In that case it would be just for the cash! Millions, billions of dollars in inheritance perhaps.. just for putting up with some old man getting his jollies off in you every night. Would that make a person gay? Or just greedy?

lumberjim 12-09-2003 07:56 PM

oh christ! juju, you're beginning to worry me.

so..........did anyone see that meteor shower last night?

wolf 12-10-2003 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim


not that there's anything wrong with that.


I would just like to say for the record, to those of you who may be of homosexual orientation, that I apologize sincerely for any offense i have offered. It was not my intent to say that being gay has turned tw into the tool he is today, and the comment was intended soley to expose his ludicrosity and warped method of "reasoning."

you're just hoping that people assume the statement was posted by LUVBUGZ, aren't you?

FileNotFound 12-10-2003 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by wolf


you're just hoping that people assume the statement was posted by LUVBUGZ, aren't you?


No no no..


See lumberjim used green.

LUVBUGZ is a repulsive sea-green abomination.

There is a difference. Regular green isn't as faded and easier to read...but as I said earlier. Out of the 4 choices she had to pick the absolute worst one...I bet it took her hours...

Happy Monkey 12-10-2003 09:07 AM

Why pick just one?

lumberjim 12-10-2003 09:23 AM

Boy, I didn't realize that the use of color would cause such a stir. It's not like every one of my posts is a certain color I used green to make it stand out a little better form the black text. I take it luvbugz abused the color button?

FileNotFound 12-10-2003 09:27 AM

No she abused her computer.

She used it to post ignorant drivel. That is certainly not a computers intended use.

And she did it in pale green on a gray background.

OnyxCougar 12-10-2003 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
Boy, I didn't realize that the use of color would cause such a stir. It's not like every one of my posts is a certain color I used green to make it stand out a little better form the black text. I take it luvbugz abused the color button?
What are you trying to say?

wolf 12-10-2003 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by FileNotFound
No she abused her computer.
No more than any other red-blooded american ...

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She used it to post ignorant drivel.
ah ... FnF ... this is the INTERNET. It's all about ignorant drivel.

Quote:

That is certainly not a computers intended use.
She probably uses it to look at porn too.

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And she did it in pale green on a gray background.
This was the first time she pulled crap like that. Other crap was rampant, but this was the first stupid colors thing.

FileNotFound 12-10-2003 10:41 AM

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No more than any other red-blooded american ...
Don't think that I do not have a problem with the computer use of the "other red-blooded americans"

I want the Internet of 94 back.


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