garnet is a douchebag to nth degree. that is all.

LJ, I laughed my ass off at this:

Seems you can't please everyone:

Hello! You fine flabby-assed she-beast with a saggy clit that dangles between her legs like a pendulum on a Grandfather Clock. You're like a dating magician: you just have to leave the table in the restaurant to use the toilet, and your date disappears. You're beautiful!? You're the kind of pathological liar who even lies to an insult generator. Fuck off to China, you commie-sympathizing, coffee shop pseudo-Marxist fumbling fuckwit. You're pretty smart alright...for a grinning, drooling gimpzoid with a gaping hole in its head, you heteroclite example of why pregnant women shouldn't work with plutonium. You know what they say: average in height, average in bed. If your weight is proportional, how come the shadow of your ass weighs 50 pounds? Professional people are like legs: when they get to the top, they become asses. I like your outfit. It's amazing what you can do with a little imagination and a potato sack. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say you already have.

(thanks for that link stacey, made my day)

Lumberjim, it's great to have you back, if only for a fleeting moment!

fleet you, ambulance chaser, this is the insult thread.

bunch of dumbasses

he was insulting the rest of us by welcoming you back cumbubble breath.

Geez, "douchebag" is the best you could do? I'm disappointed with you. Go take your Viagra, needledick. You need a pick-me-up.

LJ, your balls must be even smaller than your dick. You gotta go back to a six-month old thread to find a way to insult me? You're a bigger pussy than everybody says. Go write some more bad poetry, you screaming fudge packer.

Ahhhh, that felt g-o-o-o-o-o-d! :D

P.S. I've got a good dentist for you. From your picture it looks like you need one badly.

Ooooh, is this now the bag on LJ thread? LJ, no single snowflake considers itself responsible for the avalanche. Think about that if you still have two brain cells left to rub together. :D

mari - don't worry about LJ (the motherfucker) he understands that garnet has no choice in what she says. her animosity is caused by the decay that runs rampant in her skull due to the lack of any animal products other than a lot of tubesteak and mansauce.

Good one, lookout, I'll give ya that!

Yup, I love the tubesteak and mansauce, and I hear that LJ has a special fondness for it too. Lookout gets his share of the goods from his little NAMBLA "friends."

At least I didn't need a ladder to reach puberty.

garnet, i see that you have mistaken my insult as a good natured barb. the truth is i just don;t like you personally. From your first post I had the impression that you are, in fact a douchebag, and since, the opinion has been ratified in layers. hence the nth degree comment. I'm certain that the deeper one delves into your persona, the more layers of douchebaggedness are revealed into infinity. In other words,

you steaming hot shit
a bottomless pit
of douchebaggery,........ you be.
how's that for bad poetry, slut?

PS, did that yeast infection clear up yet?

Ha! Oh, the irony....

But of course! It takes one to know one! :eek: