It seems there is nothing as fleeting as having a #1 Google whale penis rating. We're back to #2, and the Cellar's recent tagline is false advertising.

Oh, whale penis!

So, is it the overall density of information regaring whale penii that determines number one-ness for google? or could one just repeat whale penis a great number of times?

What on earth are the sites that are knocking us off the top spot doing to get there?

Google rates a site based on how many other sites link to it, and how many other sites link to those other sites.

here's the culprit, then....jinx, delete that post.....the link from our own site is causing the slip to #2

Uhh.. I'm not sure I follow that. :)

If a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world, imagine the destructive glory wrought by a whale penis getting a hard-on.

In other news, I have it on good faith that there are people in this world who, whilst swimming with dolphins, masturbate said creatures in an attempt to become more attuned to their inner dolphin-ness. I love new age fruitiness.

Maybe they are practicing on dolphins to prepare for, um...the big time.

I hope I have never shaken hands with one of these people.

Gray whales, two males both with extended penis during courtship socialization, Laguna San Ignacio
Image: 3397
Species: Eschrichtius robustus
Location: Mexico (E. Pacific)
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http://www.oceanlight.com/spotlight.php?img=6431

True or not? You decide.

Oh, it's true. They laughed me right out of the pod.:blush:

Well, Sycamore, you made number two in a Yahoo Oz search but an Oz Google turned up blank for you and the Cellar.
Congratulations.

I'm...I'm honored! *sob* :blush:

Shouldn't you ask what the search criteria was before you go all Jane Fonda on me.

Shit...you're right...okay, what was the criteria?

Ha ha whale penis of course and didn't i sound insufferably smug during my last post whilst simultaneously displaying my idiocy. I meant Sally field during her wrongly remembered " you like me..."
Oscar acceptance.
Pardon my fuckwittedness. I have the flu.

Is that the flu from the cuckoo's nest?:haha:

Sorry Bruce but that went 'over' my head.
I'm feeling really ratched right now:D