Yes, thank you, UT! I liked this thread when I started it, it had a cute name and you could dance to it, but then dov screwed it all up. A million thanks and big kiss! I hated that schmendrick.

What's a "schmendrick"? Yeah, I'm glad that I can come back to this thread now and any other one here without stepping into a big nasty pile of poo. Thanks, UT!

Similar to a schmuck, only incapable of erection.

and akin to a schlmiel or a schmazel

similar to a schmeg-head?

I think its 'smeg', not 'schmeg'.

Wasn't Shmendrick in The Last Unicorn?

you reckon? ;)

Down here we say smegma head.

. smegma -- (a white secretion of the sebaceous glands of the foreskin) :vomitblu:

Or maybe smeeee-heeee...

But Red Dwarf is the Bible on this particular term of endearment ;)

Smeeee-heeeee it is.... :lol:

I joined The Cellar a little while ago, havent posted much, but I pop in now and again to read the odd new thread. Ive just gone through the Thread Dov was banned on and saw this one mentioned. I HAD to see what he had posted. Ohh My Oh myyy. LOL

Clearing up a couple of minor details from the other thread.. noooo Dov is most definately not female.. :mg: 6ft 3in and built like a brick shithouse I think is a phrase that comes to mind. Sorry to disappoint again, nooo he isnt a teen either.. he is 50 :lol:

I grant you he can be very odd, sorry the pictures upset you, good thing he didnt put his portfolio up for a look see. :eek: Some of it can be disturbing his sculptures range from breathtakingly beautiful to grotesque. My favourite is "The Angel Gabriel" to pieces which make your knees give way.... and then his life size "Isaac" . A deeply disturbing sculpture of a female breast, embedded with broken rusty razor blades.. I remember he was banned for showing that on one site. The marxist feminists went BATSHIT over it.. They were reduced to calling him a Patriarchal oppresive mysogynist Kike* I believe.. got very nasty.. He had created it when his mother was having chemo for Breast cancer.. I suppose some art just isnt acceptable... well to some it is he sold it for 6 figures. On the other hand you missed out. He works only on commisioned work. So the chances of maybe getting a look is slim.

Good thing is you now have another useful Clique code.. BARAK? That will be great fun. I noticed when I registered there are a LOT of members.. sorry they didnt fit in. Seems to be the same chosen few who post ... You will miss Dov, most sites he leaves or get banned from do. It is though your haven, your lair, you cosy safe place, you're right to defend it, nurture it. I sincerely hope it continues to be all you want it to be.. Considering the reality outside this lovely padded cell, I can understand why.


.. but I am sure I could have been a BARAK :worried:

Let the cosy , warm fuzzy, cliquey, bonding, hilariously witty reparteeeee begin ;)

Personal real time friend of Dovid.. Irena

PS Im also a damned Furriner from Yurp ARGHHHHHHHH LOL

get over it.

Well, "Irena", thank you for showing up at this most opportune moment to defend Dov. Newcomers never appear on a board and immediently jump into the middle of a past controversy involving other members. But you're the exception that proves the rule, right? Funny, you write the same way he does, too... :eyebrow:

Predictable. No Im not Dov, in fact I think there may be one or two people on this site who know me very well from a UK site. I have the same handle. I may be NEW to this site, Im not however new to Forums or Chat sites. So no, I dont accept the apprenticeship, gave that up a long time ago. ONLY reason I didnt post on here was I was busy on other forums. this didnt have anything really much different to offer. A Pixel is a Pixel, the name on the screen doesnt change an awful lot. Coffee shops, Newspaper Current Affairs, Same Ol Same Ol..

Anyhow if it bothers you, UT will be able to confirm Dov is in Canada and I am in Athens Greece, Still suffering newbie paranoia? I can help but on your dime. I can give you my cell phone. #, see who answers you from Athens. . Your Call LOL

I can se how you have sooooooo many members and sooooooo few posters however.. FFS its a Forum.. Hardly worth all the effort and neurosis. Im sorry people were wrong on Dovs gender and age.. shoooot meeeeee. Its a common Forum trait for the clique to go the female Teen route.. predictable but common. Makes the guys feel macho and the women feel pampered and safe, from marauding NEWBIES with keyboards. Relaxxxxx. im no threat to your well being.