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Sundae 04-22-2011 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 725994)
I go to the check cashing place accross the street when my dad sends money. I do not have a checking account.

Pam.
Thought you lived with your parents?

pensive pam 04-22-2011 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 725995)
Thought you lived with your parents?
I live in Queens NY. They live in anothr state close by. Where do you live?? Perhaps I should be mean back to you. Do you live on marz? or Satern? How do u like that now?????????????

Pam.

wolf 04-22-2011 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 725946)
go ahead, make fun of the 'deaf girl' as you call me...
Point of technical fact, you called yourself that, and then told us you weren't deaf enough to be deaf.

You also do not write like a deaf person.

infinite monkey 04-22-2011 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 725996)
I live in Queens NY. They live in anothr state close by. Where do you live?? Perhaps I should be mean back to you. Do you live on marz? or Satern? How do u like that now?????????????

Pam.
Your assistant must be busy.

So you're second generation American, or did you come over here with the parents?

pensive pam 04-22-2011 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 725997)
Point of technical fact, you called yourself that, and then told us you weren't deaf enough to be deaf.
70% deaf. there are different guidlines. just as though being 'legally blind' isn't being TOTALLY blind.

Pam.

infinite monkey 04-22-2011 03:54 PM
I am very upset. I've been waiting for the outer space aliens to come back and get me and I did not know that Sundae Girl was from outer space. I think it is not very nice that she did not tell me this.

Very upset,

Infi

pensive pam 04-22-2011 03:56 PM
OK, now I am getting VERY UPSET. I wish to get back to academy awards right now for this site. Some people here a FUCKING FUCKERS!!!! Is that what you seek? You want to see the 'deaf girl' swear?? Now you have done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pam

infinite monkey 04-22-2011 03:58 PM
ARE YOU SECOND GENERATION AMERICAN OR DID YOU COME OVER HERE WITH YOUR PARENTS?

monster 04-22-2011 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 725994)
I go to the check cashing place accross the street when my dad sends money. I do not have a checking account.

Pam.
Well let me help set one up for you. I'll need your social security number and date of birth. It's the least I can do.

infinite monkey 04-22-2011 03:59 PM
And the award for most fucking fucker goes to...

(rips envelope open, blows on it)

INFINITE MONKEY!

pensive pam 04-22-2011 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 726005)
OK, now I am getting VERY UPSET. I wish to get back to academy awards right now for this site. Some people here a FUCKING FUCKERS!!!! Is that what you seek? You want to see the 'deaf girl' swear?? Now you have done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pam
and now I wish to step away from the keyboard for now. I can not take much more of this abuse...

Goodbye,
Pam.

monster 04-22-2011 04:01 PM
about abuse.....

Trilby 04-22-2011 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 726013)
about abuse.....
ROTFLMAO

pensive pam 04-22-2011 04:40 PM
Now i have come back for limited time. I see jokes are still being made. I wish this 'thread' would just die...

Please,
Pam.

monster 04-22-2011 04:42 PM
45 minutes is not very long. Unless you're having an orgasm.

pensive pam 04-22-2011 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by monster (Post 726023)
45 minutes is not very long. Unless you're having an orgasm.
Why are you checking up on me??
You are trying to destroy my soul...
that is what I believe to be true...

Pam.

zippyt 04-22-2011 04:47 PM
45 minutes is not very long. Unless you're having an orgasm.
She had to poop

Nirvana 04-22-2011 06:28 PM
Well I came back to see if it was u PP or your fucking fucker ASSistant. Why would someone who is deaf need someone to type for them?:eyebrow:

Nirvana 04-22-2011 06:29 PM
a semi colon emergency?

[ I wrote colon ]

:D

pensive pam 04-22-2011 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 726038)
Well I came back to see if it was u PP or your fucking fucker ASSistant. Why would someone who is deaf need someone to type for them?:eyebrow:
You ask me, so I will respond. She does not type for me. But when she is here and I type a message, she show me what is wrong with the wording...and I make it proper.

You seem to like following me. One day, I will read the newwspaper and you may be on the front page for a crime.

Please just let me go...

Pam.

Nirvana 04-22-2011 06:39 PM
Woman Caught Hoarding Cow Manure
Film at 11

kerosene 04-22-2011 06:40 PM
Good Grief, I can't believe this thread is still going.

And I am still sitting here freezing to death in my snow house! You are all being mean and sitting hear! I will lock myself in my igloo bathroom now.

Very upset!
kerosene

pensive pam 04-22-2011 06:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 726043)
Woman caught hoarding Cow Manure
Film at 11
Ok, that is good. Let us change the subject. Do you farm pigs??

Nirvana 04-22-2011 06:44 PM
Why yes every spring I plant, water and fertilize some piglets so I can harvest them in the fall

kerosene 04-22-2011 06:47 PM
Have you done your planting yet? I bet the rain we are getting is helping those little piglet seeds.

pensive pam 04-22-2011 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by kerosene (Post 726051)
Have you done your planting yet? I bet the rain we are getting is helping those little piglet seeds.
I am deaf, not retarded. And now my landlord say I can not feed the stray cat outside. I got caught feeding the cat in his yard, but he says the food will keep the cat coming back. He does not want that.

Kind of stressed and sad about it. The cat is outside looking for food, and I can not give him any. Yet I have food for the cat.

very upset,
Pam.

Nirvana 04-22-2011 06:56 PM
You should have signed that
very retarded
Pam

pensive pam 04-22-2011 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nirvana (Post 726054)
You should have signed that
very retarded
Pam
My country can beat up yours!

Pam.

Nirvana 04-22-2011 07:13 PM
There is no O in your "country" ;)

morethanpretty 04-22-2011 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 726056)
My country can beat up yours!

Pam.
I'm sure US Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services would be very happy to hear that.

Looking up the number for CIS in Queens,
MTP

pensive pam 04-22-2011 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 726064)
I'm sure US Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services would be very happy to hear that.

Looking up the number for CIS in Queens,
MTP
What time shall I expect them to come???

Pam.

morethanpretty 04-22-2011 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 726125)
What time shall I expect them to come???

Pam.
I'm pretty sure the point is, is thats its a surprise!

ZenGum 04-22-2011 09:58 PM
NOBODY EXPECTS THE CIS!

morethanpretty 04-22-2011 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 726140)
NOBODY EXPECTS THE CIS!
ORRRR...

Trunk Monkeys!

monster 04-22-2011 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 726026)
Why are you checking up on me??
You are trying to destroy my soul...
that is what I believe to be true...

Pam.
5 Syllables
then 7
then 5.

but otherwise that was pretty good....

richlevy 04-22-2011 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 725692)
those women have pointy hats.

They're witches!
The pointy hats aren't witches, they're genetic. Garden gnomes have to come from somewhere.

morethanpretty 04-22-2011 11:00 PM
What if they're gnomitches? (Half gnome, half witch)

Sundae 04-23-2011 05:07 AM
Shit! I always thought a gnomitch was a gnome sandwich!
No wonder they look at me strangely in Subway...

morethanpretty 04-23-2011 06:47 AM
No, you're right SG, those are also gnomitches. English language and its multiple meanings for the same word and all...

Big Sarge 04-23-2011 08:09 AM
People give me a strange look when I'm trying to order at Subway too. Of course we don't have a Subway so I'm usually trying to order at the bait shop.

footfootfoot 04-26-2011 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by pensive pam (Post 725471)
From your writing style, I thought you were a man (no offense.) But I really do not have an issue with 'hicks.' It is just the fact that people were saying things like: 'What is a deaf girl doing living in NY?' And they would say also: 'Do you wear you're IPOD on the subway, just to make others believe you are not DEAF?' It was brutal. so I told this one girl from Georgia that she was a 'hick' and that the nearest paved road was probably 50 miles from her house.
she flagged the post and yes, I will admit, I did get banned for that.

Pam.
Now, I think that is a great post Pam. I would give you lots of points for that and not ban you.

pensive pam 04-26-2011 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 727549)
Now, I think that is a great post Pam. I would give you lots of points for that and not ban you.
What i post is true. I do have an IPOD so i feel as though I 'fit in.' but there is no music in it. it is true. i do not like the country. i did not deserve to get banned over there on that site.

it is always weird when you communicate with some people from various sites. and you will see that their online personallity is nothig like they are... unfortunately, mine is what you get...

are we sharing a moment here??
Pam.

footfootfoot 04-26-2011 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 725555)
oh Fuck! i was totally planning to visit NY -what will I do now?
late to this thread, I will hook you up with a place to stay and tour guiding. My MIL won't mind some Brits crashing at her place, just don't get her started on WW II (the big one):D

footfootfoot 04-26-2011 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 725575)
you hug me, you're dead meat on a dull stick.
Maybe I'll just wave from across the room

footfootfoot 04-26-2011 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by kerosene (Post 725621)
Don't believe everything you read...besides, there is a conspiracy around hear...it's stinky...like monster's glove. Trust me, it's bad.
That might have to be a user title or a cellar tagline

footfootfoot 04-26-2011 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 725993)
I'm so sorry we doubted you pam. I think I can help. What is your bank account number?
Funny fucker


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