Take your inspiration where you find it. These lads did.

I cut the ever-loving shit out of my middle finger today with a vegetable peeler--just a little ol' vegetable peeler!--and now half the fingernail is gone. And with the large hunk of gauze wrapped around it, it's now significantly taller and puts me in a perpetual state of flipping everyone off.

Plz be sorry about my finger.

finger, I can't be mad at you.

lol...I am sorry for you Clod. Those peelers are nasty pieces of kitchen equipment! I've done it before although not as well as you appear to have done.

Hope it gets better soon. xx

Sending finger love now.

Sorry about your finger I am.

Ha...I sliced the tip of my idex finger while peeling potatoes tonight. My finger is sorry for your finger.

I'm not sorry about your finger. You know why? Because now you can tell Mr. Fob that you can't wash any dishes because you have a cut on your finger. You can pawn that chore off onto him for at least three days.

(If you have any rubber gloves in the house, hide them.)

Ha! Mr. Clod actually does the dishes already, because it's his fault we don't finish eating dinner until 9:00 and by 9:30 I need to be getting ready for bed. He usually gets around to doing them about midnight, and says he really doesn't mind it because it's "contemplative."

Does he have a much older brother? ;)

Yes, but he's gay. :)

Story of my life, girlfriend, story of my life. :lol:

If all you want him for is to wash dishes then there's no problem.

Infi does not want to be a beard, thank you very much.

I'd be a moustache for the right guy, though. :eek:

omg was that ME? :bolt: