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footfootfoot 11-04-2010 09:56 PM

If you are afraid of ten grams of mushrooms then it will never get good, true.

Clodfobble 11-04-2010 09:56 PM

Wow. I didn't watch it until foot said I needed to. Now I feel dirty.

I'd like to think that we have some culturally absurd shows that they would find just as bizarre... but no. We don't.

footfootfoot 11-04-2010 10:03 PM

We will never fathom the Japanese psyche.

Gravdigr 11-05-2010 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 692824)
We will never fathom the Japanese psyche.

I'm more concerned with fathoming the Japanese nookie.;)

BigV 11-05-2010 08:14 PM

"Is that normal?"

Is that a trick question?!

Gravdigr 11-09-2010 02:39 PM

This One Is For The Dwellar Gentlemen
 
What? You don't have a Wii? What, you don't play video games? Don't want to move anything besides your thumbs? Well, perhaps you have a female companion in your household. A good-looking wife/GF/Ol' Lady, maybe? Does your teenage daughter have good-looking teenage girl friends? Do any of these female-types around you like to play video games?

Gentleman, I give you Emma Frain, and The Number One Reason To Purchase A Wii.

You are welcome.:ggw:

classicman 11-11-2010 09:17 PM

I was sent this - OMG DO NOT WATCH if you are faint of heart.
I couldn't find it on youtube - probably better that way.

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/...84312&comments

footfootfoot 11-11-2010 09:22 PM

what if you're not on facebook?

classicman 11-11-2010 09:30 PM

I guess you're screwed. Don't really know. I couldn't find it anywhere else.

Bullitt 11-11-2010 10:49 PM

Here's the same video on a different site:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f3_1247966779

Don't watch if you have an aversion to blood, graphic injuries, etc. By far one of the more nasty injuries I've seen, and remember I'm an EMT lol.

Gravdigr 11-13-2010 02:25 PM

Ow.

Gravdigr 11-13-2010 02:25 PM

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Just what, not why...

footfootfoot 11-13-2010 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt (Post 693927)
Here's the same video on a different site:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f3_1247966779

Don't watch if you have an aversion to blood, graphic injuries, etc. By far one of the more nasty injuries I've seen, and remember I'm an EMT lol.

That's what I like about you Bullitt, that you can lol in the same post as a convo about that vid.

WTF, did that guy live? I'd be curious to see an after pic.

Bullitt 11-14-2010 07:25 PM

What can I say, have to keep stuff in perspective. I don't know any further info about the guy or how he turned out in the end. Sounds odd but he's damn lucky he hit with the front of his face. Imagine that same physical trauma but on the side or back of his head. He would be dead instantly, brain half turned to ground beef. By hitting with his face, he damaged the largest non-vital part of his head instead. His jawbone bore the brunt of the force of impact instead of say the back of his skull. With this kind of injury, they can still protect his airway with a trach tube and then try to control the bleeding so he has a chance.

footfootfoot 11-14-2010 09:14 PM

I did some more searching and couldn't find a definite answer. One said he survived and a few others said he died the next day. Someone who translated the Lebanese Dr. as asking "Where do I start?"

I expect if he lived there'd be lots of post photos.

Griff 11-15-2010 05:49 AM

This sort of thing came up mtn biking yesterday. The guys I rode with watched a Penn State girl destroy her shoulder on a ramp where we were and helped out because no one in her group had any idea what to do. Her boyfriend did keep taking pictures though and managed to break her cool with his exclamations. I just can't get over the need to keep the video running versus finding a way to help...

footfootfoot 11-15-2010 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 694303)
This sort of thing came up mtn biking yesterday. The guys I rode with watched a Penn State girl destroy her shoulder on a ramp where we were and helped out because no one in her group had any idea what to do. Her boyfriend did keep taking pictures though and managed to break her cool with his exclamations. I just can't get over the need to keep the video running versus finding a way to help...

Half seriously and half sarcastically, that is why you'll never be a professional photo journalist. But I agree (not to put words in your mouth) that guy was a massive, failing tool.

Lamplighter 11-15-2010 09:03 AM

This is the new genre of mountain-climbing films.
When someone is dying, stick a video camera in their face so everyone can watch.

Gravdigr 11-15-2010 03:14 PM

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Accidental Porn?:sweat:

Gravdigr 11-18-2010 03:00 PM

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footfootfoot 11-18-2010 09:52 PM

that made me laugh

monster 11-21-2010 06:13 PM


Gravdigr 11-22-2010 01:18 AM

But, what a way to go...

RellikLaerec 11-22-2010 09:00 AM

I found it funny that it was Hasselhoff was the one to buzzes her!

monster 11-22-2010 09:33 AM

yes, that did add to the WTFness :lol:

Gravdigr 11-23-2010 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 695569)
I found it funny that it was Hasselhoff was the one to buzzes her!

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 695577)
yes, that did add to the WTFness :lol:

Well, now, how you gonna get her backstage if she's still onstage breaking shit w/her melons?:sweat:

monster 11-23-2010 07:10 PM

fair point.... :lol:

Gravdigr 11-26-2010 03:20 AM

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WTF is wrong with ppl?

Gravdigr 11-26-2010 03:25 AM

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If some other companies made condoms:

Gravdigr 11-26-2010 03:27 AM

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TSA Employee Bumper Stickers...

Bullitt 11-26-2010 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 696295)
WTF is wrong with ppl?

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rule_34

Gravdigr 11-27-2010 03:21 PM

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Luckily, he had a camera...

Gravdigr 11-28-2010 05:21 PM

***GROSSOUT WARNING!!! GROSSOUT WARNING!!!***
 
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If you gross out easily, DO NOT READ/LOOK AT THIS.

This your last warning.:speechls:

Gravdigr 11-28-2010 05:22 PM

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Gravdigr 11-28-2010 05:23 PM

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Gravdigr 11-28-2010 05:27 PM

I warned ya.

Gravdigr 11-30-2010 02:51 AM

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Just what, not why...

xoxoxoBruce 12-02-2010 07:55 AM

That's the spirit...


Gravdigr 12-03-2010 03:40 AM

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In this situation, which would you keep for a trophy? The rack? Or the sack?

footfootfoot 12-03-2010 07:16 AM

That upside down hanging by your nutsack can't be good for you.

jimhelm 12-03-2010 11:01 AM

apparently you can get chafed. I see he has applied a liberal amount of Johnson's Baby Powder.

Now, if I worked for Johnson's, I'd sponsor this guy. You know he'd win most of the Hanging by Your Nuts contest they have, right? And there'd be the Johnson's brand name.... right near his elongated johnson. and junk.

footfootfoot 12-03-2010 11:15 AM

cracking me up, you are.

Gravdigr 12-03-2010 02:22 PM

Well who wants a chafed nut sack? And where is his dick?

footfootfoot 12-03-2010 02:24 PM

I'm guessing it's hiding and won't come out.

TheMercenary 12-06-2010 02:37 PM

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It's an old nasty tampon.

zippyt 12-09-2010 09:42 PM


BigV 12-09-2010 10:55 PM

goddamn!! that is funny as hell!

Clodfobble 12-10-2010 09:43 AM

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Lamplighter 12-10-2010 09:47 AM

:D

Gravdigr 12-16-2010 04:44 AM

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A little Twilight/Cullen humor.

Flint 12-16-2010 09:48 AM

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lol I just looked at the answer key...

xoxoxoBruce 12-17-2010 06:18 AM

Good one, I hadn't noticed that.:D

monster 12-17-2010 09:46 AM

oh ha, me too. I wondered why it was funny and moved on :lol:

TheMercenary 12-17-2010 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 700332)
A little Twilight/Cullen humor.

Haaaaaaaaaaa! THAT is funny as hell.

Gravdigr 12-21-2010 02:01 PM

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What the fucking fuck man?!

footfootfoot 12-21-2010 02:42 PM

looks like an art project gone horribly, horribly wrong.

TheMercenary 12-21-2010 02:45 PM

At least they can bleed it for a few units. I am not sure it would be safe to shoot. Might leak milk.

Undertoad 12-26-2010 08:08 PM

http://cellar.org/2010/wtfmoon.jpg

jimhelm 12-26-2010 10:49 PM

is that a snuggie?!


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