IOTD is how I found the beaver. Welcome back, Rich.

Seriously that is not a vagina its a vulva/clitoris. Vagina inside, vulva/clitoris outside. This is why guys have trouble. ;) [/anatomy lesson]

Great. Now you tell me.

So, what was I licking?:(

Nevermind, don't tell me.

Some hemorrhoids perhaps?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I wonder if Wolf has one of these phones? (I think it's Wolf who does the HelloKitty thing...)

what phone?

Why is her apt such a disaster?

because she is a Young Hottie that cares More what she looks like than how Neat her Apt is

Heres a clue for ya , dudes dont care is they have to WADE to the bed as long as She is willing to PLAY !!

LMAO ZIP!

teh make up scares me a little. And she needs a cheeseburger, stat.

No, she doesn't. She just have a slilm face but sure is bootylicious! Wouldn't mind squeezing those nice, round arse!

Just going back one ... painted a vagina on a beaver? And the beaver is standing on a pussy which is wearing a muff, right?

Dudes are silly. Any woman who keeps such a nasty apt. is bound to have a nasty snatch. Clean home=clean cooter.

Really, though, it's not THAT bad - it's just that anyone with that much make up on, you'd think she'd care a little bit about the rest of her "image."

But, as you so wisely pointed out, she's a Young Hottie and dudes just wanna have fun. In my dotage, I require a more refined atmosphere.

;)

It worries me that you guys think that is messy.

I did say that it wasn't THAT bad.

I'm just trying to draw the male sensibility into the whole arena.

did you just put male and sense in the same sentence?

Only their ability to sense when it would not be a good idea to fuck that girl.

What the hell? What male has that sense?

I'm not entirely convinced its a girl to begin with..

As a Domestic Godless, I take offense to the pooky/messy correlation. Of course, I am a study in contrast and an enigma, but my house is a MESS. That is all I have to say about that. hmmmph.

:lol:

Hahahahaaa...here we go again. Watch out for the peasant's pitchforks, they's awfully protective of some kinds of speech. :rolleyes:

Another guy that totally ignored the anatomy lesson. Is it any wonder women are left wanting more?

I didn't know you batted for the other team.

I too was pleasantly surprised

maybe she;s a switch hitter?

[ferris beuler;s day off - cameron]Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta![/ferris beuler;s day off - cameron]

:corn:

Yeah, that was kinda hot! WTF? Why is my keyboard slippery?

Ferris Beuler. Best movie of all fuckin' time.

agreed

noo, it's Tootsie. :eyeroll:

You know why, right?

Three degrees of separation:

Matthew Broderick and Jon Cryer are almost interchangeable (there was even a 2 and 1 Half Men episode about it.)

Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen star in Two and a Half Men together.

Matthew Broderick and Charlie Sheen were both in Ferris.

Voila!

'Sides, what about The Breakfast Club?

i thought that was the same guy

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpr...-broderick.jpg

Yeah, on Two...Men, Alan (Cryer) tried to get into a nightclub by professing he was Matthew Broderick. I laughed my ass off!

And my mom was all like "WHAAAAAAAT?" when I told her Jon Cryer was Duckie from Pretty in Pink.

Haha....I don't! :p: Just that her ass looks really nice to squeeze, nothing sexual about it. :angel: I admire beauty and those look pretty nice to me. :D

And all across the Cellar, Dwellar men let out a sigh of conflicting emotions... exhilarated with the hope that they might still have a chance with Tulip after all, yet crushed by the realization that they will never convince her to post a picture of herself kissing another girl.

See this?
 

This is where I would have posted an interesting image, or, perhaps, a not-so-interesting image, but accompanied by a comment, which, when related to the image, might have been somewhat humorous, but, didn't, for fear of offending someone.

Grav, have you ever thought about the possibility that the person who sent you a PM also sent a complaining PM to the people who posted the more offensive pics?

Did your lady friend break up with you or something?

I'm offended by the whiteness. It's racist.

.

Goddamn whities first they get blank paper, now they want blank space on dem internets. TYRONE, TAQUISHA, go fin' dis cracka ass tryina' steal from us AGAIN.

Fixed it for ya.
WHAAAAAAAT?

I can see it now of course.
Oh and they look nothing alike. Me, with my trouble recognising faces would never confuse these two.

Oh and what about Back to the Future?

:)

Who didn't love the Duckie? Oh, and Iona? And her sweet dad?

I would have totally hung out with those people, if they had been real.

(I'm hearing Duckie in my head: Blane? His name is BLANE?)

loud chuckling

I was a huge fan of Annie Potts.
We don't see enough of her these days.

Wait, what? That was Michael J. Fox. He doesn't look anything like the other two. (Who don't, to my mind, look anything like each other either, but I'm particular about faces.)

No, silly. I'm talking about Ferris Bueller's Day Off having undisputed rights to the best film evah.

I hope we're only discussing Best Film Evah in an 80's Dramedy.

Because To Kill A Mockingbird is the Best Film Evah. (Actually I have about 900 best films EVAH.)

But according to the Cellar Field of 64, Tootsie was the best movie of all time. For some reason.

:lol: Well, Madonna did tongue Britney Spears, and they're not lesbians. So, who knows... ;)

Zulu is the best film of all time!!

It's all the rage, to pretend to be lesbian. :D

Um, I asked the offended party if that was the case and got no answer (all I got was a snarky "Well I should have known you would reply the way you did"), so I guess I was the only one. And yes, I asked before trying to make my point, which sailed soooo far over everybody's head...

Goddamn, just how stupid do you people think I am?

And, no, she didn't. We're good, thanks for asking.

(btw, that last question reads pretty snide, but, I may be extra-sensitive right now.)

I have a very fertile imagination.

:D

I'm offended by the you-ness.

color me enraged