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xoxoxoBruce 03-27-2010 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 643584)
Those legs go all the way to the ground!

Yeah, but they also make an ass out of themselves.;)

Glinda 03-28-2010 10:42 AM

Redneck Water Skiing
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eNlFR5NP18

:D

Gravdigr 03-28-2010 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 642604)
...they are embedded very deeply in the wood. At least an inch deep. Maybe two. When you throw a knife for real into a board, it will only stick in about a quarter inch at most.

We get drunk and throw knives at trees (and lumber). We routinely do better than two inches. With our knives. In the wood. But, then again we're not accurate. We're drunk (and having a blast).:D

Before the bitching starts, NO, we cannot stick the knife tip through a 2x4. Hell, we can't see a 2x4 most of the time.:drunk:

xoxoxoBruce 03-28-2010 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 643818)
We get drunk and throw knives at trees (and lumber). We routinely do better than two inches.

I don't believe it. :headshake And if you could, you wouldn't be able to pull it out.
Quote:

Before the bitching starts, NO, we cannot stick the knife tip through a 2x4.
A 2x4 (6,8,10,12) is only an inch and a half.

Gravdigr 03-28-2010 07:35 PM

Taint easy. We be heavin'.

lumberjim 03-28-2010 08:11 PM

video or it never happened

Gravdigr 03-28-2010 08:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 643857)
video or it never happened

Wait for warmer weather...


Meanwhile...There are these.

squirell nutkin 03-28-2010 11:07 PM

there's a video of a dude cutting a 2x4 by throwing a saw blade. Was that from you xoBruce?

Did snopes weigh in?

xoxoxoBruce 03-28-2010 11:11 PM

Yeah, fake.

squirell nutkin 03-29-2010 08:30 AM

So probably that guy didn't hypnotize that squirell with his sensuous and god-like trombone playing...

spudcon 03-29-2010 10:21 PM

The guy with the trombone wasn't hypnotizing the squirrel, he was clearing out the spit valve on a him. Trombone boy had just finished him off by convincing Mr Squirrel that the warnings on plastic bags are lies, so squirrels won't stick their faces in them to get the wisdom that ducks have. Look close, you'll see the plastic.

Gravdigr 03-30-2010 02:32 AM

W. T. F?
 
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Ladies, do you ever have that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?

Gravdigr 03-30-2010 02:35 AM

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And, in case you find yourself in need of such a thing, there's this:

ZenGum 03-30-2010 02:40 AM

The onion. Wow.

But ... Dr Willcox? :eyebrow:

OB 03-30-2010 11:44 PM

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4732/octobeard.jpg
Edit: Found a 2nd image
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/52/octobeard2.jpg


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