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lookout123

10-30-2007 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 401762)

Lookout, there's a very simple solution: get a piece of cardboard and duct tape it over the air vent(s). Leave a small slot as necessary to regulate how much air you actually need to get through. I did this in my old office and it worked great. Use clear packing tape if you want to avoid looking ghetto in front of clients.

my brain must be frozen. i was seriously trying to figure out how cardboard and duct tape applied to ovulation. i've done some pretty unusual things, but...

good idea though.

DucksNuts

10-30-2007 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 401732)

but what is she going to be wearing? french maid outfit? something even better? give us the important info ducks. :D

Meh, you dont want her wearing it....but I would be happy to oblige.....

HungLikeJesus

10-30-2007 06:46 PM

http://www.census.gov/ipc/www/img/worldpop.gif

Here's some population statistics (continuously updated):

107,488,944 Births this year

262,400 Births today

44,198,800 Deaths this year

107,980 Deaths today

154,665 Absolute population growth for today (births minus deaths)

lookout123

10-30-2007 06:47 PM

we are obviously not killing enough people.

Aliantha

10-30-2007 06:48 PM

Are you suggesting I shouldn't be trying to have a baby HLJ?

HungLikeJesus

10-30-2007 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 401784)

Are you suggesting I shouldn't be trying to have a baby HLJ?

I was trying to stay with the premise of the thread, and all this talk of babies made me think of the population situation.

But, no, it wasn't directed at you.

eta: It is pretty mind-boggling to think that there have been a quarter of a million births already today.

lookout123

10-30-2007 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts (Post 401777)

Meh, you dont want her wearing it....but I would be happy to oblige.....

now i thought you'd already written me off because you know "my type"? are you saying i've got a shot?

lookout123

10-30-2007 06:52 PM

may all those looking to get in a family way achieve success. or at least have fun trying. :knockdup:

Aliantha

10-30-2007 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 401786)

No worries. I was just wondering. I've thought of the same thing myself to be honest, but I guess what I look at is that we can financially afford this child. We're planning for it and with a little bit of luck, we'll get there some time soon.

How many of those quarter of a million births do you think are being born under the same premise?

Aliantha

10-30-2007 07:01 PM

Thanks lookout. That's really nice of you to say.

lookout123

10-30-2007 07:05 PM

well, if you subtract the "we live in the middle of a freakin desert and only have a few scraps of clothing and flies to play with, what else do we have to do?" types, the "c'mon babe, you know i love you, and besides my parents won't be home for like an hour" kids, and the "heeyyouoo. itshhh 3 aclockk and yer hchhot! wannaa gto my plasshh?" adventurers.... wait, what was the question?

DucksNuts

10-30-2007 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 401787)

now i thought you'd already written me off because you know "my type"? are you saying i've got a shot?

Ohhh...I'm busy putting the fire out on that burning bridge!!!!

DucksNuts

10-30-2007 07:50 PM

Oh and if you friggen women listened to me.....VITEX AGNUS!!!! get it