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wolf 05-06-2011 06:08 PM

Is there some artistic subtext in that that I'm missing?

I thought the art student expelling body fluids was better.

Elspode 05-07-2011 10:58 AM

Okay, that was fucked up. I kept waiting for a humorous denouement that never arrived.

Gravdigr 05-10-2011 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 731671)
Is there some artistic subtext in that that I'm missing?

I don't think so. It's just fucked up.

footfootfoot 05-10-2011 12:19 PM

Jesus Christ, get off your high horses. Like you never fuck chickens with celery...

Gravdigr 05-10-2011 12:57 PM

Yebbut, that's for my pleasure, not theirs.

lookout123 05-10-2011 01:03 PM

Chelsea fan, eh?

BigV 05-10-2011 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 732726)
Yebbut, that's for my pleasure, not theirs.

stalker.

Gravdigr 05-11-2011 02:51 PM

:D

DanaC 05-11-2011 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 732731)
Chelsea fan, eh?

*chuckles*

footfootfoot 05-11-2011 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lookout123 (Post 732731)
Chelsea fan, eh?

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 733044)
*chuckles*

Some running dog capitalist commie soccer reference the two of you want to share with the rest of the class?

plthijinx 05-11-2011 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RellikLaerec (Post 731452)
:eyebrow: Why buy the cow? :thepain:

ok! that's it! i'm not gonna have sex for ANOTHER year now! i mean did you see what she did to that perfectly good bag of flour?

footfootfoot 05-11-2011 07:04 PM

I'll never look at onions the same way again.

plthijinx 05-11-2011 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 733172)
I'll never look at onions the same way again.

i know what you mean! i mean come on! beat an egg, dip the onion rings in the egg, dip the ring in flour and spices mixed then deep fry. what a waste... :sadpace:

Gravdigr 05-12-2011 02:45 PM

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Just when you think it can't get any worse...it does.

Scriveyn 05-15-2011 11:20 AM

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Anyone got an idea what this is about? (seen in London last month)

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footfootfoot 05-15-2011 12:05 PM

looks sort of like Banksy or Dogbyte. What's benervemeter? Are those maps behind the blind bear with human hands?

Big Sarge 05-15-2011 12:10 PM

that is the cover art for the 1st edition of the nervemeter. see link
http://www.nervemeter.co.uk/library.html

footfootfoot 05-15-2011 12:31 PM

Cool magazine. What's weird is that I did a google search for "nervemeter" and got 0 hits.

Scriveyn 05-15-2011 01:11 PM

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Thanks Sarge!

@footł: agree

BTW:
google.com: 5th entry
google.de: 7th entry
google.co.uk: 2nd page

Not far from the above:

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Gravdigr 05-15-2011 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 734119)
Are those maps behind the blind bear with human hands?

Yes. Ainglund/UK.

classicman 05-15-2011 06:15 PM

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Crimson Ghost 05-15-2011 10:00 PM

Looks like Winnie the Poo finally got fed up with Christopher Robbins....

/fed up... heh heh...

Griff 05-16-2011 05:29 AM

Red menace?

DanaC 05-16-2011 06:58 AM

Shopped.

HungLikeJesus 05-16-2011 08:02 AM

Were the last three posts in response to post #3320? Winnie the Poo, red menace and shopped?

Spexxvet 05-16-2011 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 734273)
Were the last three posts in response to post #3320? Winnie the Poo, red menace and shopped?

What are a toy, a ploy, and a way to annoy?

Scriveyn 05-16-2011 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 734205)
Looks like Winnie the Poo finally got fed up with Christopher Robbins....

/fed up... heh heh...

Christopher Robin that is?

Nirvana 05-16-2011 01:23 PM

the word Ewwww comes to mind
 
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BigV 05-16-2011 01:37 PM

ew Nirvana? ...

Awww... that seems uncharitable. I kind of like the picture. Playfulness lends much to my enjoyment of fantasy. This definitely looks playful. Not my fantasy, and apparently not yours, but he seems transported by it. Good on him.

DanaC 05-17-2011 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 734356)
ew Nirvana? ...

Awww... that seems uncharitable. I kind of like the picture. Playfulness lends much to my enjoyment of fantasy. This definitely looks playful. Not my fantasy, and apparently not yours, but he seems transported by it. Good on him.

Well said!

TheMercenary 05-17-2011 05:23 AM

Looks like a woman.

Nirvana 05-17-2011 09:43 AM

Sorry I stand by EWWW! No one wants to see that yet I have posted it here :) I think its the insect aspect that makes me say ewwww!

Gravdigr 05-17-2011 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 734462)
Looks like a woman.

When was your most recent CAT scan?

:lol2:

TheMercenary 05-19-2011 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 734545)
When was your most recent CAT scan?

:lol2:

Ok, a fat hairy woman....

DanaC 05-19-2011 04:47 AM

Actually, I thought it might be a woman. Though on closer inspection I think probably male.

Gravdigr 05-19-2011 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 734811)
Ok, a fat hairy woman....

:p:

[Quagmire]What? Fat chicks need love, too. But, they gotta pay.[/Quagmire]

Gravdigr 05-19-2011 03:10 PM

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Apparently, circumcisions stink. I remember mine...I couldn't walk for almost a year.

Ironically, the program I used to capture this image is called 'Snipping Tool'. I shit you not.

richlevy 05-21-2011 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 734962)
Apparently, circumcisions stink. I remember mine...I couldn't walk for almost a year.

Hey, look on the bright side. At least she's not performing the surgery. HMMM, animal science soph. I'm not taking my dog to her to get neutered....:wheelchr:

http://cellar.org/attachment.php?att...1&d=1303367496

Ibby 05-21-2011 04:25 PM

EWWWWW AN INANIMATE OBJECT SHAPED LIKE A PENIS

i bet she doesnt eat bananas either.

wolf 05-21-2011 04:40 PM

1. On the butterfly waterfall picture, I thought that looked more like a moob.

2. Circumcisions cost as much as FORTY U.S. DOLLARS? You can't get a cotton ball in a hospital for FORTY U.S. DOLLARS. Neither of them look Jewish, incidentally.

3. As part of ODAP (Office of Drug and Alcohol Programming) training, I had to learn to teach a hooker to cheek a condom for blowjobs. Girlfriend up there has it easy. Maybe her minimannekin is an odd color.

Nirvana 05-21-2011 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 735586)

3. As part of ODAP (Office of Drug and Alcohol Programming) training, I had to learn to teach a hooker to cheek a condom for blowjobs.


Got a video? :)

Ibby 05-21-2011 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 735586)
2. Circumcisions cost as much as FORTY U.S. DOLLARS? You can't get a cotton ball in a hospital for FORTY U.S. DOLLARS. Neither of them look Jewish, incidentally.

Yeah, but the health care in Manila is undoubtedly a LOT cheaper than in the US. When I broke a tooth, getting it fixed up, with a new crown and everything, was less than a hundred bucks WITHOUT insurance. Even though I'm not on the Taiwan NHS, I still benefit a LOT from the single-payer system here.
And the right-wingers say the US health care system ain't broken.

Gravdigr 05-27-2011 04:13 PM

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Phobia + fetish = ?

Phetish?

:speechls:

Gravdigr 05-27-2011 04:19 PM

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I'm rooting for 'Bama!!!! Oh, how I'm rooting for Bama.

Gravdigr 06-07-2011 07:17 PM

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The filename for this pic is: donttouchmytrumpet.

BigV 06-07-2011 07:29 PM

Not "fuckersburnedmybelt"?

Gravdigr 06-07-2011 08:59 PM

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A little disjointed, but, I wanted to get them posted.

richlevy 06-13-2011 07:38 PM

http://www.strangesisters.com/


Not just the art work, but the taglines are hilarious.



GunMaster357 06-14-2011 06:15 AM

I did google a few of the titles to see if they're still available.

I discovered that one of the authors (Don Elliott) is none other than Robert Silverberg, the SF writer.

Gravdigr 06-14-2011 05:23 PM

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Pedo-hippo?

GunMaster357 06-14-2011 06:37 PM

Cocky, isn't it?

footfootfoot 06-14-2011 08:01 PM

♪ ♫ Hey there, you with the stars in your eyes. ♫ ♪

wolf 06-15-2011 08:02 PM

re: Strange Sisters ...

I'm not sure which is the funnier title ... "Satan was a Lesbian" or "Whippersnappers."

Ah, the nostalgia of 50 and 75 cent paperbacks. Even the porn was cheap in those days ...

richlevy 06-16-2011 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf (Post 740234)
re: Strange Sisters ...

I'm not sure which is the funnier title ... "Satan was a Lesbian" or "Whippersnappers."

Ah, the nostalgia of 50 and 75 cent paperbacks. Even the porn was cheap in those days ...

Yeah, but isn't 75 cents, like, a million dollars in 2011 currency.:D I love the cover art. Nowadays even porn is commoditized to the point where it seems that nobody is going the extra step to at least approximate art.

BTW, I noticed that they did reuse the cover art, in some cases making small modifications.

This would be a cool display for an art show.

edit: Found one on Amazon called Beebo Brinker. 50 cents in 1962. $10.36 new in 2011 The 1962 cover art is better. She's literally standing on the corner of gay street.;)

richlevy 06-17-2011 11:13 PM

Interesting use of texture.


http://pics.livejournal.com/my_darke...s/pic/002yc8cp

GunMaster357 06-18-2011 05:46 AM

Yes. Background texture reminds me of a tobacco leaf.

And the subject is certainly smoking!

BigV 06-18-2011 12:27 PM

correction, close though. when you light up, it is the cigarette, not you, that is smoking. You're doing something else. So, half credit about the subject. :eaty:

Gravdigr 06-18-2011 03:54 PM

I'm offended.

Gravdigr 06-18-2011 04:25 PM

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Apologies if this is a re-post.

GunMaster357 06-19-2011 05:52 AM

:lol2:


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