Some pansies will turn you every which way but loose.

Around here, it's very common to have a massage chair or two at celebratory events, either public or private. Hippies like their massages.

Ah, that's what it is. He's massaging her, rather than the other way around.:idea:

When I watch that movie it was before I have ever even seen a joint

Good lord...what an unfortunate bit of advertising material. That could have only been approved by someone who had zero notion of anything as deviant as fellatio.

Well....

The Emotional Range of Steven Seagal
 

Would you suck this?

Segal is a poor man's lumberjim.

What a tiny little girl!

Heh...my Meme sewed a cat-couch for the children's section of the library many years ago...it was far less dead-looking than the one pictured though

That's really funny, if you pronounce Pho correctly.

In my old neighborhood, there is an "OMG Donuts" and a "ORLI & Sons Computer Repair"