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richlevy 06-19-2011 06:38 AM

Yeah, the used ones probably cost 10 times as much.:lol:

A friend once told me that a neighbor in her community was running a porn site out of the neighbors house. She said that in addition to videos, the woman was selling her panties. It actually took me a while to figure out what she meant by that.:smack:

dmg1969 06-23-2011 07:21 AM

Puke Art...to opera no less.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dZ5BtZkIR4

Can't get the video to embed for some reason. I tried using the YouTube button...not sure what I'm doing wrong.

GunMaster357 06-28-2011 03:47 AM

http://www.djmick.co.uk/images/2011/...grow-willy.jpg

anonymous 06-29-2011 03:29 AM

Now where did I leave those keys.....http://hardcoreimpact.com/tgp/bluean...gellive-11.jpg

sexobon 06-29-2011 04:23 AM

It's a common mistake, not using the safety deposit box.

jimhelm 06-29-2011 09:03 AM

Gross

BigV 06-29-2011 09:06 AM

gross? naw, just safe boating. everybody knows shit floats.

monster 06-29-2011 09:38 AM

Why is that posted by anonymous?
Because it takes guts to own something that weak?

Double-lame-douchebaginess.

Spexxvet 06-29-2011 09:44 AM

Is that on Spring River?

Nirvana 06-29-2011 10:56 AM

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dmg1969 06-29-2011 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by anonymous (Post 742458)
Now where did I leave those keys.....http://hardcoreimpact.com/tgp/bluean...gellive-11.jpg

It's a good thing she wasn't trying to keep her sunglasses safe...

Undertoad 06-29-2011 11:45 AM

Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit.




a recent q&a with an emergency room doc reminds us of this important rule of thumb. so to speak.

monster 06-29-2011 11:56 AM

^tagline

BigV 06-29-2011 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 742518)
Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit.




a recent q&a with an emergency room doc reminds us of this important rule of thumb. so to speak.

like shoulders?

richlevy 06-29-2011 08:32 PM

Is the patent office still open?

ASSkeys - Wherever you go, there they are.

From the makers of -

ASSWallet - Your own personal money pit.:3eye:

monster 06-29-2011 08:55 PM

Would that image have been posted if it was two fat ugly guys? Or even fat ugly gals? or one of each? No? Then it's not WTF, it's "I'm a perv and get turned on by this shit, but I know the cellar isn't really the place for it and yet I need attention so i'mm'a abuse anonymous".

Jus' Sayin'

lame

footfootfoot 06-29-2011 09:22 PM

Not to mention a blatant copyright violation, the image is clearly stamped copyright on the lower right.

Super lame. I mean who here on the cellar can honestly say they've never posed for a porn shot on a rubber dingy while some blond bimbo with dark roots stuffed a fluorescent orange floating key fob up their butt hole? That's so ten years ago.

just sayin'

Clodfobble 06-29-2011 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster
Would that image have been posted if it was two fat ugly guys? Or even fat ugly gals? or one of each? No? Then it's not WTF, it's "I'm a perv and get turned on by this shit, but I know the cellar isn't really the place for it and yet I need attention so i'mm'a abuse anonymous".

Jus' Sayin'

lame

No kidding. It's just run-of-the-mill porn. Granted, the composition of the photograph is actually quite good, with the foot in the foreground and the angles of legs vs. shoreline, better than your average porn in that regard... but there ain't no WTF here at all. Heck, there's not even any F.

xoxoxoBruce 06-29-2011 11:58 PM

The trouble with being beautiful... haters gonna hate.

Crimson Ghost 06-30-2011 12:58 AM

Don't worry, Bruce, the struggle continues...

GunMaster357 06-30-2011 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 742518)
Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit

That might be tough for some people. Their whole person being an asshole.

Gravdigr 06-30-2011 04:40 AM

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Gravdigr 06-30-2011 04:48 AM

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GunMaster357 06-30-2011 05:29 AM

Dear, dear rugrats.

Gravdigr 07-10-2011 05:00 PM

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Hey, honey, let's take a tour.

Sheldonrs 07-10-2011 09:17 PM

At least we know where the keys to the boat are.

richlevy 07-10-2011 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 744138)
At least we know where the keys to the boat are.

:lol2::rotflol:

Spexxvet 07-11-2011 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 744107)
Hey, honey, let's take a tour.

Lemmiwinks could have used that.

Gravdigr 07-18-2011 12:54 AM

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DanaC 07-18-2011 06:31 AM

Oh. that guy needs photoshopping into all photos.

classicman 07-18-2011 09:48 AM

what guy?

bigw00dy 07-25-2011 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 742518)
Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit.




a recent q&a with an emergency room doc reminds us of this important rule of thumb. so to speak.

Are you referring to the doctor that Stern interviewed?

jimhelm 07-25-2011 08:02 PM

My Brother in Law is an EMT. He has responded to many calls involving ....emergency extraction of inserted objects.... shall we say... He says that invariably, when asked how the object got in there... that the inserter claims to have fallen upon said object.

so, I guess another anal safety tip should be something like, 'Don't walk around a slippery kitchen floor naked if there are any upright cylindrical object about.' Cuz, you know... Ass-Murphy's law and all... "If it CAN wind up lodged in your ass, it WILL wind up lodged in your ass.

SteveDallas 07-26-2011 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 742518)
rule of thumb

(cough)

Undertoad 07-26-2011 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigw00dy (Post 746609)
Are you referring to the doctor that Stern interviewed?

yes actually.

JuancoRocks 07-26-2011 04:18 AM

Undertoad .......rule of thumb.......

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 746650)
(cough)

:lol:

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Gravdigr 07-28-2011 06:43 AM

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Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.

richlevy 07-28-2011 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 747022)
Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.

That's the first uncircumcised knee I've ever seen.

BigV 07-28-2011 08:04 PM

get out.

how many CIRCUMCISED knees have you seen?

Gravdigr 07-29-2011 02:56 PM

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Don't they know it's not polite to stare?

BigV 07-29-2011 03:34 PM

wagga wagga!

Gravdigr 07-30-2011 01:12 PM

Hey, UT?! Control. Your. Turtle.

Yertle be swangin'.

The ending is hilarious...


Gravdigr 07-31-2011 06:44 PM

Turtle COCK!

Sheldonrs 08-02-2011 08:15 PM

It's nice to see them cumming out of their shells.

Gravdigr 08-03-2011 04:50 PM

Oh, that's funny! I lol'ed.

infinite monkey 08-04-2011 02:46 PM

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OK, so I'm crass. Seriously. Is this what passes for a big dick in Japan? I think the ads were placed on purpose, clever enough. But WTF? That looks like the dick Eddie Murphy was talking about when he said the underwear models in the old Sears type catalogs shouldn't be modeling 'cause they had no bulge, and they sure as hell shouldn't be smiling! I know about erection as the great equalizer, but there is no bulk there at all. WTF? Pass!

bigw00dy 08-04-2011 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 747427)
Hey, UT?! Control. Your. Turtle.

Yertle be swangin'.

The ending is hilarious...


I laughed so hard my stomach hurts

Gravdigr 08-04-2011 03:37 PM

'Spretty cool, huh?

The squeak was what got me going. In my head I heard "Am I hurtin' ya honey?"

Lola Bunny 08-05-2011 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 748587)
OK, so I'm crass. Seriously. Is this what passes for a big dick in Japan? I think the ads were placed on purpose, clever enough. But WTF? That looks like the dick Eddie Murphy was talking about when he said the underwear models in the old Sears type catalogs shouldn't be modeling 'cause they had no bulge, and they sure as hell shouldn't be smiling! I know about erection as the great equalizer, but there is no bulk there at all. WTF? Pass!

I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat. :p:

Big Sarge 08-06-2011 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lola Bunny (Post 748808)
I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat. :p:

Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian

richlevy 08-06-2011 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 748595)
'Spretty cool, huh?

The squeak was what got me going. In my head I heard "Am I hurtin' ya honey?"

Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.

Lola Bunny 08-06-2011 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 748815)
Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian

So, you're part Asian (4 in.) + what? :unsure:

Lola Bunny 08-06-2011 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 748866)
Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.

:lol:

wolf 08-06-2011 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy (Post 748866)
Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.

Because you weren't the one that ended up having to explain it to your son and the rest of the 5th grade class you were chaperoning.

footfootfoot 08-06-2011 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola Bunny (Post 748808)
I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat. :p:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 748815)
Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian

I guess I'm half Asian. or maybe 2/3. Although I'm fractious, I'm bad at fractions.:p:

Lola Bunny 08-06-2011 11:15 PM

I thought men usually like to boast about how, uh...not small they are? :p:

Gravdigr 08-07-2011 04:35 AM

I'm moving to Japan. I will be as a god to them.:cool:

BigV 08-08-2011 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 748898)
Because you weren't the one that ended up having to explain it to your son and the rest of the 5th grade class you were chaperoning.

I've been the chaperone for 5th graders--farts need no explanation.

Sheldonrs 08-08-2011 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 748995)
I'm moving to Japan. I will be as a godZILLA to them.:cool:

Just watch out for Mothra!

Gravdigr 08-09-2011 03:00 PM

:eek:


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