Yeah, the used ones probably cost 10 times as much.:lol:

A friend once told me that a neighbor in her community was running a porn site out of the neighbors house. She said that in addition to videos, the woman was selling her panties. It actually took me a while to figure out what she meant by that.:smack:

Puke Art...to opera no less.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dZ5BtZkIR4

Can't get the video to embed for some reason. I tried using the YouTube button...not sure what I'm doing wrong.

Now where did I leave those keys.....http://hardcoreimpact.com/tgp/bluean...gellive-11.jpg

It's a common mistake, not using the safety deposit box.

Gross

gross? naw, just safe boating. everybody knows shit floats.

Why is that posted by anonymous?
Because it takes guts to own something that weak?

Double-lame-douchebaginess.

Is that on Spring River?

*

It's a good thing she wasn't trying to keep her sunglasses safe...

Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit.




a recent q&a with an emergency room doc reminds us of this important rule of thumb. so to speak.

^tagline

like shoulders?

Is the patent office still open?

ASSkeys - Wherever you go, there they are.

From the makers of -

ASSWallet - Your own personal money pit.:3eye:

Would that image have been posted if it was two fat ugly guys? Or even fat ugly gals? or one of each? No? Then it's not WTF, it's "I'm a perv and get turned on by this shit, but I know the cellar isn't really the place for it and yet I need attention so i'mm'a abuse anonymous".

Jus' Sayin'

lame

Not to mention a blatant copyright violation, the image is clearly stamped copyright on the lower right.

Super lame. I mean who here on the cellar can honestly say they've never posed for a porn shot on a rubber dingy while some blond bimbo with dark roots stuffed a fluorescent orange floating key fob up their butt hole? That's so ten years ago.

just sayin'

No kidding. It's just run-of-the-mill porn. Granted, the composition of the photograph is actually quite good, with the foot in the foreground and the angles of legs vs. shoreline, better than your average porn in that regard... but there ain't no WTF here at all. Heck, there's not even any F.

The trouble with being beautiful... haters gonna hate.

Don't worry, Bruce, the struggle continues...

That might be tough for some people. Their whole person being an asshole.

:lol2:

Dear, dear rugrats.

Hey, honey, let's take a tour.

At least we know where the keys to the boat are.

:lol2::rotflol:

Lemmiwinks could have used that.

Oh. that guy needs photoshopping into all photos.

what guy?

Are you referring to the doctor that Stern interviewed?

My Brother in Law is an EMT. He has responded to many calls involving ....emergency extraction of inserted objects.... shall we say... He says that invariably, when asked how the object got in there... that the inserter claims to have fallen upon said object.

so, I guess another anal safety tip should be something like, 'Don't walk around a slippery kitchen floor naked if there are any upright cylindrical object about.' Cuz, you know... Ass-Murphy's law and all... "If it CAN wind up lodged in your ass, it WILL wind up lodged in your ass.

(cough)

yes actually.

Undertoad .......rule of thumb.......

:lol:

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Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.

That's the first uncircumcised knee I've ever seen.

get out.

how many CIRCUMCISED knees have you seen?

Don't they know it's not polite to stare?

wagga wagga!

Hey, UT?! Control. Your. Turtle.

Yertle be swangin'.

The ending is hilarious...

Turtle COCK!

It's nice to see them cumming out of their shells.

Oh, that's funny! I lol'ed.

OK, so I'm crass. Seriously. Is this what passes for a big dick in Japan? I think the ads were placed on purpose, clever enough. But WTF? That looks like the dick Eddie Murphy was talking about when he said the underwear models in the old Sears type catalogs shouldn't be modeling 'cause they had no bulge, and they sure as hell shouldn't be smiling! I know about erection as the great equalizer, but there is no bulk there at all. WTF? Pass!

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts

'Spretty cool, huh?

The squeak was what got me going. In my head I heard "Am I hurtin' ya honey?"

I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat. :p:

Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian

Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.

I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.

So, you're part Asian (4 in.) + what? :unsure:

:lol:

Because you weren't the one that ended up having to explain it to your son and the rest of the 5th grade class you were chaperoning.

I guess I'm half Asian. or maybe 2/3. Although I'm fractious, I'm bad at fractions.:p:

I thought men usually like to boast about how, uh...not small they are? :p:

I'm moving to Japan. I will be as a god to them.:cool:

I've been the chaperone for 5th graders--farts need no explanation.

Just watch out for Mothra!

:eek: